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Neet prometheues.

He never scored

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>>82806756
How do you sit while watching a movie?

>>82807194
He died trying to get through watching b v s

>>82806398
Groot/10 would watch

>>82806398
>His back looks like a dog's butthole
I'd join the murder spree as well

He is by far the cringiest character of them all

>>82806212
isildur of course you idiot

>>82806212
Isildur admitted he was wrong and was on the way to Rivendell to get Elrond's help with the Ring when he was killed.

Fucking agent Smith for not turning into isuildur and then throwing the ring into sad mountain.

>>82798612
I don't even know why I'm replying to you because you clearly don't know anything about the structure of movies compared to the structure of books, but here goes anyway. Film is a visual medium, with books it's all about the writing and the way the reader imagines the events in his head. Also movies are supposed to be viewed as a single experience, while books are meant to be read a piece at a time.

For these reasons alone, the fundamental way the story of Lord of the Rings is going to be told is must be vastly different. Gimli can spend pages and pages describing those fucking caves in the books because it allows the reader to imagine their beauty and be moved by his description. In the movies, if they were to show the caves, there would have been a pan around the cave, while Gimli says "Wow, that's pretty". They can't stand there for 20 minutes talking about the fucking caves, that's not good storytelling in a movie.

The Helm's Deep battle isn't for dumb people who want to see Michael Bay explosions, it's supposed to be the climax of the movie. The battle seems unwinnable, everyone is prepared to make their last stand. It's more about the emotion behind the battle than watching orcs get killed, but spectacle is an important part of a fantasy epic, because again, it's a visual medium. If the battle ended after 10 minutes it would be a let down, because the whole movie has been building towards this, it's not like the book where it's one chapter you read out of many.

Adaptations are not about literally adapting the events of the source material, they're about capturing the themes and emotion of the source material. The Lord of the Rings movies effectively capture the book's themes of sacrifice, power, redemption, fellowship, etc. It's not about watching our heroes walk, eat, camp, and sing Elvish songs for 3 hours.

So yes Lord of the Rings is a faithful adaptation, and you need to get back on your meds Christopher Tolkien.

First movie was okay. It went downhill after that.

>>82805803
>they're about capturing the themes and emotion of the source material.
>they're about capturing the themes and emotion of the source material.
>they're about capturing the themes and emotion of the source material.

I am not even him but is it infuriating how much of this analysis gets and just goes over your fucking heads.

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>>82805657
who /chug/ here?

Why was Jimmy so much more successful than Adam?

>>82806968

Adam stuck to his guns and was blacklisted from the biz

>>82805564
It was a different time

>>82805564

Scientology connections?

>>82805564
Jews only care about something if they lose a shekel or someone complains on twitter. There wasn't any twitter back then and Tom Cruise gets a free pass.

it was finding its footing in season 1, vince even planned to kill off jessie but he was such a hit that they couldn't do that

>>82805648

What's your point?

>>82806094
let him find his footing

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TWO COOPZ BLOMPF???!?!?!

so now he's shit talking Chechnya? how very ignorant, I thought he understood that other cultures are better than America

>>82804931
Sir this is a drive thru

>>82804931
There is no Dairy Queen anymore. I have now turned it into a brothel with clones of Emma Roberts walking around. Reality warping is worth way more than my bitch ass mom.

Thank him

I thought split was a movie about me ultra monarch programs


Is it now a sequel to unbreakable?

>>82804821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W56p3AZEFPY

>review

it's a warning actually

>>82804821
ayy

>/tv/
>hating little girls

I assume it's your first day here OP

I unironically watched this show after school

>>82804704
>no ruthie

What did they mean by this?

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>>82804590
Shaw was betrayed by David? He betrayed us? Is David Batman? Is Shaw Bane and the League of Shadows?

i remember that alien farmer meme from a while back and i always just saw it as retarded shitposting
went to see the film today and as soon as that shot came up i suddenly got it and i had to keep from bursting out laughing right there in the cinema
good times

You mean those forgettable characters I had zero investment in from known hack screenplay writer Damon Lindelof?

Yah. I cannot wait to "find out" what happened to shaw.

I grew up with The Facts of Life, youngblood.

I grew up watching 90s tv shows as I didn't like the "modern" shit

what kind of retarded question is this
sage

Has kino arrived? I'll report back in an hour. I'm gonna marathon the first half.

>>82803607
Well that was fucking depressing, christ.

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Just watched it expecting another 'wolverine goes on killing spree' plot. I was not ready for this.

>>82803501
t. mega pleb

Old musicals are pretty abominable.

>>82803501
>Movie is literally about anon, the only update that's needed is him shitposting or having something with pepe.