I would pay to see an R-rated movie in which Rocket is torturously

>>82806398
Groot/10 would watch

>>82806398
>His back looks like a dog's butthole
I'd join the murder spree as well

He is by far the cringiest character of them all

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>>82806398
DUDE


DUDE

>>82806398

So like x-men?

>>82806703
>not baby Groot

>>82807352
Not quite the same thing. Instead of Wolverine facetanking guards and blitzing everyone he'd be small and sneaky, killing people with garrotes or knives by surprise until he overpowers a guard and gets a gun. Then he'd run out of ammo and have to kill the last few people with a combat knife two sizes too big for his hands.

>>82806398

You should read WE3

>>82807862
I have read We3. I am more interested in Rocket than I am about the characters in that comic.

>>82806398
Poor little angsty little raccoon man :_:

DUDE
ITS A RACCOON
BUT HES F*CKING BADASS

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>>82807951

Ah, then you are conceding defeat.

>Alien with a trash panda

I'd fund it

Evil groot is best groot.

>>82806398
If he'd just been Uplifted and programmed with his skills the movie could show him learning how to make weapons on the fly.

>>82806398
I would pay good money to see a film adaptation of Silent Hill: Origins.

High-tier storyline.

>>82806398
why would he do that when being an actual racoon would be the equivalent of being dead or never existing?
rocket is only a being because he was created, he was essentially born when he became an actaul sentient creature.

>>82808886
Because to say they didn't bother to be nice about it would be an understatement. Rocket was repeatedly vivisected and put back together while conscious and in agony. Enough of that will make anybody kill crazy. You only have to see him laughing as he shoots people in one scene of GOTG 2 to know that the team's pet techie has a screw or two loose.

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>>82809144
Oop, wrong video.