He looks like a Cuban cigar filled with pubic hair.
>>83017484
>>83017410
fearless
>get me a beer
Do Americans really do this?
Just ask for a generic "beer" instead of specifically ordering a Fosters or a Stella or whatever?
>Fosters or a Stella
Because they're trying to order beer
>>83017286
>Stella
what the fuck, are you insane?
DC will attack thid
>>83017237
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>83017357
kek
26 years
>>83016951
Really hoping to see more of the black lodge's inhabitants like the jumping man.
>>83017054
Wonder what they'll do to make it obvious to the audience this is Doppelganger Coop/BOB. I'm curious to see how BOB will be portrayed with Frank Silva being dead.
Genie from Aladdin is back again with his three wishes. Gist is, he is a meanie.
How do you make your three wishes foolproof?
>Unlimited wishes
>Immortal, but can choose to suicide
>Infinite sex
>i want no loopholes or restrictions to my wishes
>i want infinite wishes
>make him an altruistic genie
There you go. Archive this thread.
The worst late night host in 300 years?
Let's take a closer look.
Is he good on weekend update?
Im 90% sure that him, colbert, samantha bee, and fallon, only get their views from boomers who keep one channel on and leave the TV on while they nap all day.
Who finds these people entertaining? Is Conan our only hope?
Who was in the wrong here?
https://youtu.be/fGZRkKQQDLo
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college
nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"
with this girl you're like, "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"
anyway whats this thread about?
>>83016865
Who here /BigBaller/
>>83017111
Me
Most of /tv/ are small ballers
>tfw he doens't like women with manface
What's his name?
With chin you always win
>>83016808
DUNKACCHINO
>Want a lift, babe?
What do?
Fuck no. I don't trust you for a second.
i'd get in but only because of my cherubism
Movie of the decade.
Is there something in the acting makeup that prevents them from staying faithful to their spouse through better or worse?
>I'm very happy with my life.
Jesus fucking Christ please don't be real.
Long hours. Literally pretend for months that someone else is your significant other. The incredible temptation of being so desirable that you have unlimited access to top tier sex. The culture of degeneracy that Hollywood promotes. Plus the people that become actors are not mentally sound in the first place.
>>83016465
>rich
>famous
For either sex you will have an unending buffet of pussy or dick. Its tough to pass up when your relationship gets rocky.
>childhood is hating Alien 3
>adulthood is realizing you were right all along
pleb
>>83016311
ur an idiot
Childhood is believing Alien 3 happened
Adulthood is realizing it was all a dream during Ripley's hypersleep on her way to raise Newt on a farm
Is there a single shred of evidence that Walt was an anti-semite / nazi sympathizer?
or is it just an urban legend like him being frozen under Pirates of the Caribbean
It's cool to smear Based Walt because he is the American dream. A self made man, a relentless perfectionist.
i don't know but bird of prey, meryl streep accused of him of being an anti-smite and a "gender bigot" for no apparent reason years after his death, despite having voiced a few characters in feature length animated films and making some of the easiest money of her life, which probably wouldn't be a thing if not for walt.
>>83016111
There's literally nothing proving that he was anti semite, it's just some urban legend.
what are some movies to watch while your cat is sick?
i'm sorry about your cat anon ;_;
The Absent-Minded Professor.
>>83016191
Shut the fuck up.
>>83016079
lion king
What is some kino about the US president's son crossdressing?
Kate is best waifu
>Trump has a jewish daughter and a degenerate son
at last I truly see why r/pol supports that KEK!
>>83016064
cute
This is an objectively bad episode of Black Mirror. In a series about showing the dark side of technology, it utterly fails to hold up the "black mirror" so to speak. There's one throwaway line about possibly becoming desensitized to immortality, which is never further explored. It's also revealed that you can opt out of the "afterlife" at any time.
The only reason this episode is so lauded is because it features a biracial lesbian relationship. That's it. It's a gay romantic drama with an unequivocally happy ending. This is Black Mirror for people who don't like Black Mirror.
Are you forced to poop and pee when you're imprisoned in San Junipero, or can you tick those on or off as options?
The black chick was basically guilted into staying and she's already lived a full life. I see her opting out eventually.
>>83016100
I wonder where you claim our house? It must have different servers or something to manage over crowding.