Hey bartender

>Fosters or a Stella
Because they're trying to order beer

>>83017286
No

>>83017286
>Stella
what the fuck, are you insane?

>>83017286
Yeah bar scenes are always pure cringe.
I wish bars were comfy place as writers show it to be, but my experience is that you come to this place, it's crowded af, you have to always yell through some shitty music, the alcohol is expencive piss (you're basically paying for all the pussy that surrounds you, otherwise you woudn't be in a bar), it's dirty, and no way in hell you can make orders before paying.

>>83017286
IRL if you frequent the same bar, if the bartender isn't a complete putz he remembers you and what you drink

>>83017504

fpbp

yurop btfo

>>83018364
Amerifats drink Bud Light. Your opinion is invalid

>>83017286
I would understand it if they served them a tap beer in a glass. But it's always a bottle.

>>83017286
>stella
sorry all Americans don't have vaginas

>>83017286

Well if you're an actual barfly you would know that they would just serve you what's most common on their tap.

>>83018199
eh. ive been going to the same bar every monday for like 3 years (dart league) and its pretty comfy i know most of the people in there. its monday and its never super packed. i dont even have to order at the bar i just make eyes at the bartender and she gives me a beer. she comps me a few beers at the end of the night.

>>83018524
I guess bars in general are dumb cargo cult in my shitty slavic shithole and no way in hell they'll be comfy any time soon.