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Nice. Was just about to start a thread.

>>83050676
the music is not the issue with this movie
problem is the scenes are rushed and the characters are extremely inconsistent
3.5/10 at best

*looks into your eyes*
This isn't kino

>>83050676
>liking capeshit
>unironically using the word "kino"
Fuck off /v/eddit scum

>tfw only 2017 movies I've seen are Get Out, Kong SI, John Wick 2 and Life

>>83050664
I liked it, but no where near best picture nomination for me.
I liked logan a bit more, but it's much too soon to talk about 2017. most of the good stuff will come out in the end of the year as always

Comedy, action and mystery but horror fuck no, not one scene could even be described as remotely scary. If this is now a hallmark of the modern horror movies, then its safe to say the future of horror genre is fucked.

Fookin orange

>>83050653
Ummm, a potato isn't a veggie afterall, innit? It's a starch...

CUE EARSHATTERING SCREECH OF RICKY LAUGHING

lil monkey fella

the exorcist is kino

t. a catholic

>>83050658
it's a great comedy, i'll give it that.

>>83050688
I don't think it's particularly scary, but it is well done. The demon part is funny as shit though, not gonna lie.

>>83050573
28 Days Later?

>>83050552
"They ask me; coot why do you do it?"

texans, is his accent shit? to me it sounds over exaggerated but sometimes I think that and it's actually spot on according to locals

Ishish Worr was the name of the Somalian who shot down the helicopter. Pay attention next time

>>83050512
*slams file on desk*

>>83050604
You lied to me!

>work in a law firn
>all the women are uggos
>all the Men are ancient

Why did tv lie to me?

Why didn't they just build greenhouses or other quarantine buildings for crops and plants? I'm sure there's gotta be some way to survive on Earth rather than pumping trillions of dollars into space travel and a huge space station where humanity should live on.

>>83050674
I think the movie stated that the crop virus was also modifying the atmosphere to make it inhospitable

>>83050674

because movie logic.

>Spend Quintillions of dollars jumping through wormholes and terraforming new planets

>Spend said quintillions on using the resources and every scientist on Earth working to cure / stop the virus...

... ... up up and away!

Mentally unstable.

SHe looks like my ex

She looks like my current gf. Is she canadian?

>>83050306
>>Women pretend like they are interested
fatties who never get any you mean. they are interested in prepubescent for the same reason neckbeards are. they never developed and are stuck with the mind of a child

>>83050306
My gf thinks Ryan Gosling is cute.

>>83050306

Women like men with hairy chests and faces

Young girls and mentally ill women like the hairless faggots.


This is universally true

standalone reboot

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>>83050344
thanks senpai

>>83050383
No, it's not. He's lying to you.

"Yooo man you be steppin on my ganja maaaaan that aint cool dont make me kill you"
He had a motive you know

>>83050287
Wasn't the Rasta/Predator connection the entire premise of the second movie?

>>83050612
yeah, plus he was at one with nature. he was a part of it, respected it, disappeared in it.

>>83050640
holy fucking crap mind = blown

>>83050237
>news article about fictional violence
Is it 2002 again? Go fuck yourself Shannon Miller.

>>83050237
>the brutality feels dated
>instead let's bring back an ancient joke from the original series!

>>83050237
coffee ;^)

Watch the superior European version.

>>83050353

Its still going?

>>83050492
Three seasons have aired. The final episode of season three set up for a fantastic season four which will air in 2018.