SUITS? I call 'em SHITS

>>83050512
*slams file on desk*

>>83050604
You lied to me!

>work in a law firn
>all the women are uggos
>all the Men are ancient

Why did tv lie to me?

>>83050725
It was a lie concocted in order to trap lawyers, who are the scum of the earth.

>>83050613
>This is bullshit and you know it!

>>83050725
you forgot to add that majority of your work is boring paperwork

>>83050747
You are correct.


My wife is a lawyer and earns big bux ; ;

>>83050604
If you're saying what I think you're saying then you better hope to god this works out

>>83050725
this. not even the clients are hot.

>>83050781
>You piece of shit, you're going to do this because if you don't then you'll lose your company.

>He isn't just coming after me. He's coming after the entire firm!

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>I'm Donna and I'm AWESOME

>>83051021
seriously fuck donna

>>83051021
>I'm Donna and I'm Whoresome

She's actually a brunette but gets fucked red raw every morning

when will the give Louis a break?

>>83051021
>its because im le donna

wtf were they thinking with that retarded "The Donna" device anyway?

this show is funny as fuck but they sometimes have these retarded unrelated bizarre shit in it or fucked up cgi shots

>>83051078
he willing enters a cuck open relationship but not before buying a house to impress her.

The audience deserves a break from jews trying to normalize this shit. He needs to leave for good to prove they are talented writers and not addicted to having a turd as a palate cleanser to make the wine seem drinkable.

>>83051086
I wish there was a device to mute donna.

>>83051392
why watch this shitshow at all? every character seems like a complete cunt desu

>>83050512
MIKE YOU'RE LETTING YOUR EMOTIONS GET IN THE WAY AGAIN

>>83051415
they got me to watch it again with the whole "Mike going to prison" thing

I WANT YOUR CORNER OFFICE

>>83051459
THATS MY NAME ON THE WALL

>>83051415
I skip all the filler characters, which is most of the show. It's still hard to predict the plot and occasionally there are worthwhile maxims, exchanges and powerplays. Not nearly enough to undo the damage of the subplots so I would never recommend it to anyone in case they associated me with the shitty values in it.

>>83050604
What the hell is this?

you're god damn right I am

get this normie plebshit out of my /tv/, faggot autists

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Mike...

>>83050512
i wan fug right

Oh, this show is still going, huh?

>>83050512


The jew is the most jewish guy and yet he is likable, hee looks like the happy menrchant and a rat at the same time.

>>83051786

>..I..Kissed another man!

> What..

-Two minutes of deer in headlights, followed by storming out and deep emotional conversations between pairs.

>But mike I can teach you how to be a lawyer but love? That's something else

>>83051818
Yes. It can't hurt that Meghan Markle started fucking Prince Harry.

>I don't give a shit what I said, so instead of wasting my time, why don't you do what you said you were going to do and find us a god-damn way out of this mess

>>83051786
SHES MY FIANCE

>muh god damn

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>Harvey ... I need this
>What do you want from me Donna/Mike?

*shitty pop culture reference*

>>83051856
That lucky ginger fuck.

(He's a nice guy, hope they're happy)

the jew is literally the best character on this show

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>>83051966
yeah, great guy

and I'm sure she's after him for his personality (it can't be his looks)

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>I'm Donna I know everything

>>83052005
There is literally nothing wrong with this picture. What country are you from?

>5 minutes of lawbabble
>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?
>sums up the conversation in one sentence for everyone to understand

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>you'll never fuck rachel

>>83052038
I'm right behind you.

>>83051996
what did you just say to me?

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>>83052150

>...plaintiff...defendant....deposition...subpoena...goddammit

>>83050802
And you can't even do the work you need to do because clients are constantly calling you asking if there's been any progress

>>83052225
>indictment... securities fraud... purger myself ... the board ... I need it done yesterday... how many times do I have to tell you lewis.

>Goddamn it Louis you set me up you kike rat!

Thought they went a bit too far in this scene.

>>83052565
>the bylaws

>>83050512
I dropped after Michael Ross got out of prison

>>83051795
she's fucking the prince of bongistan now

>introduce ability of photographic memory in first episode
>its barely used

>>83052640
>Goddamn it Rachael, I didn't work my way up from the mailroom just to be lectured on social justice by some affirmative-action slam-pig.

The writers strike really did a number on them

>>83052982
so what you're saying is that she could end up a princess? fitting.

>>83050829
>not even the clients are hot.
why would they be? you think most cases are over asian men stealth fapping into hot blonde's water bottles when they aren't looking or something?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/08/man-who-ejaculated-in-co-workers-water-bottle-ordered-to-pay-restitution.html

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>Louis you sneaky jew bastard

How did they get away with? It was a different time.

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>>83053412
That was especially ironic since the actor who plays Harvey is also a Jew.

His father also appeared on the show as Professor Gerard. Pic related is them on set.

>>83052038
Almost certainly America

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Why her?

>>83053867
>ruining royal european bloodline by marrying an sjw negress

at least based william knows white is right

>>83053806

>America has most hunters of any first world country
>Acts as if we're the problem

You have entire countries in western world full of fucking socialist lefties.

>>83050725
big firms only hire young hot sluts and any random guys who wil work 60 hours for 30 hours pay

you shouldve gotten better grades

>>83054008
>royal european bloodline
centuries of marrying your cousins is not much to be proud of

>>83050747
im machiavellian and have almost 0 care for almost 100% of people and im a really good lawyer

but not because i dont care, or maybe a little

just recently i argued successfully for a woman to keep a property that was given to her for free and caused the giver to take on a mortgage. the giver said it wasnt a gift, i said it was, i won because reasons

so what happened was some idiot is now out 1 property and is in debt for another persons property, kek, and i got paid and got a good reputation

feels good man

>>83053620
with a nose like that i sincerely doubt hes a jew

>>83053867
everyone has their thing

if i were prince id be fucking lebanese girls and im as white as harry

>>83054216
Can't blame you, it's a job.

>Mike, you're defending a holocaust denier.
>What?!
>You'll have to prove it was a hoax. I need to know you can handle this.
>One more thing... Louis is working wih you.
>*Louis walks in*

>There's this Neonazi here to see you, says he's from 4chan, says he wants to sue the US government
>For what?
>Faking the moon landing
>But everybody knows we went to the moon
>*neo nazi walks in* Yeah then why didn't we go back you fucking kikes?
>Damn...

>>83051860
>walks runway model-style out of office

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>>83054296
>Both of his parents are Jewish.[1]

>>83055100
1. I was referring to his dad
2. I was being sarcastic
3. I was being overtly sarcastic due to the size and shape of his nose
4. Harvey obviously had a nose job

>>83053620
shit that was the dad

>>83054440
>Louis reveals that the 60 billions are true

>>83050604
*swears to destroy every single member of the cast on a long dramatic speech but is cool with them again in less than a week*

No please do it again, this storyline never gets old.

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>>83052144
>rachel
>not Scott
I would rather you did not share your shit tastes, my friend.

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT

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>>83055893
Scottie <3

>>83053867
She can teleport, just look at the image.

>>83051786
is this the girl Prince Harry is dating?

>>83054039
>can't into reading comprehension
>american
checks out

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>>83050512
BLACKED

>>83056714
>Commonwealth cucks are going to have to call some americuck actress their Queen one day

Are monarchists the biggest betas alive? They're basically admitting that lottery is the best method of government.

>>83055958
My nigger. The best girl in the fappening.

>>83056820
no, harry has no chance of becoming king
only if by one chance, william dies in an accident

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>>83057017
"""""""""accident""""""""

>>83057017
Harry would only be regent until George is of age

>>83056323

"Almost certainly america" the statement behind the statement, the unspoken zing.

I think you need to re-read context of what it was posting to my non-english speaking friend.

>>83057874

Harry is going to add some mocha to family bloodline, try to unneuter the bloodline.

Suits? more like: Shits.

Am i right fellows?

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>>83056820
She's a hot, sexy Caramelfu tho.

>>83056820
She's Canadian

>>83059658

Wrong.

Born Rachel Meghan Markle
August 4, 1981 (age 35)
Los Angeles, California, U.S.

>>83059658

She even got her degree from Northwestern. She's as american as we make them. She got her degree from midwest instead of an ivy.

Her dad was a dp on Married with Children, that is how she got her in, hollywood.

>her mother is African-american
Ok sure
>she's a divorcee
Uh oh
>her dad is of Irish descent
RREEEEEE