What the hell happened to her?
It's the Super Bowl Curse. Black Eyed Peas, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry....all played at the Super Bowl, all now irrelevant.
>>83117107
gaga was already irrelevant
>>83117079
Feminism
This had multiple jokes about how bad her pussy smells
The name of the film is slang for vagina, so what were you expecting
>>83117091
It would have been better if they'd named it "The Nasty Snatch"
>>83117048
>They dragged Goldie into this.
>lets split up
>poke mysterious bulb thing and breath in its spores
>I will shoot gas canisters
>I won't tell anyone this model is unhinged
>I'll go off on my own
>I'll listen to the ravings of this demented synthetic
>And I will look into this egg
>lets not x-ray this guy just to be sure
>I forgot that Walter can self heal
Were the crew of Alien Covenant mentally retarded?
>obvious post about Hyperion
no complaints tho
>>83117084
>tfw ywn be the colonel
Why live
>>83117038
Literally just watched this
The only one I'll give you is the dumbass captain looking into the egg
Thoughts on this operatorkino?
Bump. I liked the first one
>>83117036
How did they shoot in the subway without everyone noticing?
fucking retarded, and ruined the entire movie for me.
>every single person in new york is a hitman
How come media always portrays these guys as jerks/ When I was in school Chads were cool and nice guys. Is it because media is dominated by jealous betas?
>>83117021
Skinny sickly looking jews hate the traditional masculinity of the WASPs who ran the social scene in highschool and tried to program everyone to hate them to get back at them. Typical subversion.
Hell, even non-Jewish dramafags were just jealous of their popularity. All of Hollywood was united on this point.
>>83117021
Chads always hoped that beta nerds would just act normal, and were rooting for them most of the time. Being socially inept, autistic, and repulsing, when betas were repulsed then they got very butthurt and went on to make up all sorts of rumors to rationalize their failures.
>>83117021
most jocks are cool
> Dan Bilzerian pays to be in a movie
> his role gets cut
> again
Lmfao.... JUST
>A venture capitalist by trade, Dan Bilzerian (a.k.a. "Blitz")
>
>>83116748
>movie get money from Dan Bilzerian
>cut his parts
everybody wins
So what was your reaction when Ridley Scott said he didn't consider anything beyond the first Alien, Prometheus and Covenant canonical, including the introduction of the Alien Queen?
I think it makes sense actually. Xenomorphs always felt more mysterious and alien when they didn't have a leader.
Aliens looks more dated than Alien.
>>83116640
lol shut up retard.
>>83116591
The alien queen is a natural evolution of David's perfect species. We know he mixed bug DNA by looking at his notes in Covenant so this doesn't seem like a complete rejection of the idea.
Why do SJW ruin everything?
Specifically to piss you off of course
>>83116522
>I don't read comics and am angry about something revealed from 2 years ago!
Cyborg in the Justice League must burn your biscuits huh.
also there are two wally wests from different Earths, the classic redhead and the black one.
Well I'm actually surprised that they'd want a black man's super power to be turbo running. Isn't that... racist?
Belle is basically a gold digger who walks around town singing about how much better she is than all the resident yokels
Gaston is a "villian" despite doing nothing but being masculine and pursuing a woman he's interested in while protecting the townspeople who get are getting abducted by a monster
The Beast is a femme poofter who only "reformed" when he was forced to and eventually got rewarded for being shallow with Belle
Pretty shit story desu
you haven't seen the original?
>>83116463
Well females seem to like it
>>83116495
It had been so long and I was so young I never realized how terrible the story was.
>only 16 months left on sentence
>risks staying in prison for decades by trying to break out all because some chick is getting married
Just finally got around to watching this on Netflix. Some of the reasons for these guys breaking out are stupid as shit.
>>83116280
You don't end up in prison making smart choices.
>>83116280
He was just some dumb mexican manipulated by a literal genius.
>>83116280
Fucking dipshit, he wanted to break out early because the bitch was going to get an abortion if nobody was there to be with her.
Science Fiction edition
Post what you have, Science Fiction welcome.
Couldn't really make the bitrate much better, but made it loop better
>>83116278
>teal and orange
disgusting
>>83116420
I need to commit suicide as soon as possible
Can we all agree this was the most tedious, boring Alien film to watch in the series? Also you can't forget about how blaze and unrelentingly underwhelming the main protagonists of the film were Shaw and Holloway.fuck Prometheus. I liked Alien: Covenant more.
Prometheus being awful doesn't excuse Covenant from being terrible though OP. Both are trashy fan fiction from a hack who's lost his touch and doesn't give a fuck anymore. As such they should be disregarded.
>>83116256
fuck the alien franchise in general,shoulda stopped after 2.
>>83116340
>>83116330
Why not tackle the problem with Neill Blomkamp's Alien 5 idea??
For me it is GoldenEye, the best James Bond movie
>90s shit Bond
>>83116234
Agreed, N64 ftw
>>83116234
Who else jerked off to that sex scene in the sauna
Post absolute fucking hacks. I'll start
>>83116136
Dude its not a hack, its lettuce
>>83116136
This isn't bait, this is just how lynchthreads start now. Also, Lost Highway>Mulholland Drivem
Fite me
>>83116136
fucking garbage artist with the worst fanbase outside of star wars
also refn
>girls are throwing themselves at him but he can't choose between music and football
What the fuck is his problem?
SUFFER NOT THE GINGER TO LIVE
When you have gotten so much pussy you don't focus your entire life around it
>>83116065
He's just a fag