>lets split up
>poke mysterious bulb thing and breath in its spores
>I will shoot gas canisters
>I won't tell anyone this model is unhinged
>I'll go off on my own
>I'll listen to the ravings of this demented synthetic
>And I will look into this egg
>lets not x-ray this guy just to be sure
>I forgot that Walter can self heal
Were the crew of Alien Covenant mentally retarded?
>obvious post about Hyperion
no complaints tho
>>83117084
>tfw ywn be the colonel
Why live
>>83117038
Literally just watched this
The only one I'll give you is the dumbass captain looking into the egg
>>83117354
hes cool but i would be an ouster
They were worse than the Prometheus crew or at least as stupid
>>83117038
>Well lads we've landed on this alien planet, should we break out the hazmat gear?
>Nah I think that's air outside so just take your raincoat and baseball cap
>>83117038
An author can't write a character that is smarter than he is.
>mfw /tv/ can go on for hours about a geologist getting lost in "Prometheus" but won't touch why the future humans in "Interstellar" had to use a "dimension of love" to send the most important equation in human history back through time, instead of just giving it to humanity in a more direct form
>>83117038
>Were the crew of Alien Covenant mentally retarded?
They got it from Prometheus.
IQs did in fact drop sharply since Ripley's been away.
>>83120141
Who was retarded in Prometheus? The only problem I saw with those characters is that they didn't know they were in an alien movie.