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>>83551196
I should slay you with my AL Brodax and Brooke Shields

>>83551196
Christ she looks like the surface of Ganymede

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Redmayne - is a brunette

>>83550958
We

>>83550958
If I take those glasses off will you die?
It would be extremely painful
You're a slant eyed
For roo

Why would someone shoot a man after reading a book?

>get molested anyway

anyone else know this feel?

daily reminder to keep fit and have fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SHDDA4mi4U

>>83550698
yeah got molested by two babysitters. to be honest though I was a tease.

Me. It was litty

>>83550587
Shitty*

>go to american cinnamon

>people urinate all over the theater

is this normal in the states?

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good thread

I thought she was only a television actress and that Marvel's film content didn't mix with Marvel's television content?

>>83550948
both head of marvel hate each other

>>83550391
Yes. Our white people should die as well

>>83550398
Nice try merchant

>>83550391
well guess what mate, the alien """""lore""""" is really fucking stupid

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>>83550362
If only Harry Potter had ended at the very start of the first book, so we wouldn't have to watch one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises... Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>83550362
What movie is this from?

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>suppose to be genetically engineered to be a perfect human bean
>grew up on a locked facility with a strict diet
>still an obese black kid

how?

>>83550327
it pains me to admit it, but basically. Once in a decade you might get somethinng.

Nope.

>/tv/

Watch it and find out.

>>83550227
it didn't test well

>>83550243
nice try. I'm not paying for capeshit crap
Spoilers welcome

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what an unremarkable face

>>83550084
Not the most innovative direction I'll admit, but still much more coherent and tolerable than Snyder, and not nearly as bland as Ayer.

>>83550084
As much as I like DCEU(& WW) I still agree with op on this one

ayy I love Elementary too. Quality has waned a little this season but it's still a more than competent crime procedural. Also Lucy Liu's legs

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so happy it's gonna come to a proper end with 4 seasons

Also it kind of pisses me off that they only sell Elementary in DVDs, no BluRays. It's shot and aired in HD in the 2010s... why would you do this? I guess they expect only grannies are gonna want to buy this show on home video?

When does your /a/ ban lifts so you can fuck off from here, leaf?

JAAASOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN

that episode was pretty sick

I wonder if her pusy is also muscular...

Germany has always been about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

>>83550508
h-he cant keep getting away with this!

>>83549810

>Patty Jenkins
>woman of color

What?

>>83549855
Beige is a color

>>83549810
>director doesn't make it political
>associations do
Why?

Also Patty Jenkins is a woman of color now? The fuck?

>>83549567
Show me one (1) person who has ever said that John Wick is realistic

>>83549567
they're both decent chick flicks

i definitely preferred the first one though, less dumb exposition

I've just watched the first one and I gotta say it's an ironic poster considering 90% of the thugs casually walk up to him without even pointing their gun just to get headshot.