> I don't need no wand, Voldemort, it ends now.

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>>83550362
If only Harry Potter had ended at the very start of the first book, so we wouldn't have to watch one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises... Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>83550362
What movie is this from?

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>suppose to be genetically engineered to be a perfect human bean
>grew up on a locked facility with a strict diet
>still an obese black kid

how?

>>83550390
More insulation.
More capacitors.

>>83550408
That's where he stores the electricity.

>>83550402
Logan

>>83550402
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118732/

>>83550362
>watch me whip watch me nae nae

>>83550408
He is american

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>>83550390
>>83550408
>implying that fat niggers aren't the next step in our evolution

Who knew sickle-cell did this?

>>83550362
Is this Static shcok?

>>83550541
New mutant named Food Stamp.

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>>83550594

>>83550594
kek

>>83550541
nah, that nigga had dreads

>>83550362
IT WAS ALL A DREAM

>>83550399
Where is the Lord of the Flies?

>>83550442
Underrated

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SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK

BLACK – IS EVERYWHERE.

Is it a meme in the entertainment industry to give black people electricity based superpowers?

>>83550408
Spic nurses kept sneaking him tendies.

>>83551943
Woop Woop

>>83550362
why didn't they just ask for the British Green Beret Commandos to snipe Voldemort's followers from half a kilometer away?

>>83550399
>great gastby
>god tier
are you in high school?

WE WUZ DUMBLEDORES AND SHIT

>>83551224
I USED TO READ MARVEL MAGAZINES

>>83550442
kek

>>83550408
Its clear now that being fat is actually a genetic mutation.

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>>83550399
Where's Mein Kampf?

>>83551303
>>83552166
>>83553358
>baited

>>83553382
?

>>83553399
>baited

>>83550408
When was it implied they should be the perfect human beings?
They're just replications of other x-men. They didn't even say shit about a diet, they were just in a lab, and they showed that the nurses even cared for the kids. Wouldn't be surprised if Nurse Shaniqua related to the little black boy and gave him extra cake