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Why were 80-90's action movies so much better?
post your favorites
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commando
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>>83627637
> Implying Die Hard wouldn't be 100x times better with color grading, CG action stunt shots with speed ramping and handheld camera work
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Can somebody explain why Jupiter is on the Seinfeld logo?
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(((Jew)))piter
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>>83627620
came here to post this
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That's Saturn.
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>If your drill says 'Binford'... GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, TOOLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YA!
What did Tim "The Toolman" Taylor mean by this?
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>>83627599
RUUUUOOOOAUUUUH?
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safety off
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Was Tim competent or not? He seemed to be pretty skilled at times but also totall fuck stuff up
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where did the meme of raimi hating jews come from?
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>>83627501
where all memes come from: /tv/
/thread
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>>83627501
Probably from Sam Raimi's deep distrust of the jewish people?
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>>83627501
The behind the scenes disc in the HDDVD version had the original lines before they were dubbed. needless to say, they scrapped that section from all future releases
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You now realize that Saving Private Ryan is 20 years old
And today is the aniversary of the D-Day itself
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>>83627491
My gramps landed at Utah. While the defense wasn't as heavy as Omaha it was still pretty thick. He told me the first wave advanced about 5 yards every 45min-1 hr. They landed in the early morning and it was the late evening before they were close enough to the Germans to even return fire. 17 years on, waiting in some hole you dug in the sand wondering when and where a bullet was gonna hit you
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>>83627624
did he died
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>>83627737
of old age, yes
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REPRESENTATION IN MOVIES MATTER
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kys
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>>83627483
That baby doesn't have a fucking clue, it could be wearing clothes that say "I am a cunt" and it wouldn't know the difference
>Sex scene
>Guy cums in her pussy
>They instantly get out of bed and get dressed
Does she just run around with cum in her pants all day or what?
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>>83627449
They never show it in movies, but girls usually put tape over it.
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I think girls like absorb it or something
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>>83627449
>people are this dumb
Women can hold a certain number of loads in them without issue. Once they reach a certain threshold the uterus opens up for the best candidates. As long as she doesn't wait too long she can purge the bad seed whenever.
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MARK FROST: "So you're saying, I go in to Showtime, and tell them I got this idea for a show about nothing."
DAVID LYNCH: "We go into Showtime."
FROST: "We? Since when are you a writer?"
LYNCH: "What writer? We're talking about Twin Peaks."
FROST: "You want to go with me to Showtime?"
LYNCH: "Yeah. I think we really go something here."
FROST: "What do we got?"
LYNCH: "An idea."
FROST: "What idea?"
LYNCH: "An idea for the show."
FROST: "I still don't know what the idea is."
LYNCH: "It's about nothing."
FROST: "Right."
LYNCH: "Everybody's doing something, we'll do nothing."
FROST: "So, we go into Showtime, we tell them we've got an idea for a show about nothing."
LYNCH: "Exactly."
FROST: "They say, "What's your show about?" I say, "Nothing.""
LYNCH: "There you go."
(A moment passes)
FROST: "I think you may have something there."
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jesus fucking crist, didn't remember that at all.
maybe we all got lynched.
basic seinfeld.
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>I have an idea for a 8 episode season.
>Great, stretch it to 18 instead.
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>>83627556
>I have an idea for a scene
>great, let's stretch it into a whole episode
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Why did he kill her?
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He's a fucking white male
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>>83627346
he didn't, Brandon did. It was like the even more retarded version of Of Mice and Men
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he's bl-
oh he's white, murder is a normal thing.
he most likely had some abuse as a child that caused him to murder the woman, if anything he needed to be rehabilitated so he could readjust to society.
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>Would you suck a cock to keep your job at McDonalds?
Damn.
Is this the kind of question Americans have to ask themselves on a daily basis?
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>America is a first world country
great meme
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Is that Kate Mara? She has such a bitch face.
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What's the point of reposting this thread every day? What purpose does it serve?
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He's earned an Emmy nomination for this. Fuck.
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>>83627079
fucking tense.
I hope Saul's mention of "Ignacio" in Breaking Bad means he's managed to survive BCS
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>>83627079
totally deserved
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>>83627079
>practice scene
>pills rattling loud as fuck
>this scene
>lets just mute the audio to create tension so we dont have to worry about that glaring plot hole
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Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a grilled cheese.
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>>83626890
What's the white cheese he spreads first?
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>>83626890
Favreau looks like he finally settled on a body type......for now.
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>>83626911
It's called butter you fucking simpleton
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Scotty doesn't know that Fiona
And me do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but
She doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and
Scotty doesn't know
Oh Scotty doesn't know-oh
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty!)
Fiona says she's out shoppin'
But she's under me
And I'm not stoppin' 'cause
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know-oh
(Don't tell Scotty!)
I can't believe he's so trustin',
While I'm right behind you thrustin'
Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's tryin' not to moan
It's a three way call
And he knows nothin', nothin'
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Don't tell Scotty 'cause
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know-oh
So don't tell Scotty
We'll put on a show
Everyone'll go
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
The parking lot, why not
It's so cool when you're on top
His front lawn, in the snow
Life is so hard 'cause
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
I did her on his birthday
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Don't tell scotty
Scotty doesn't know-oh
Scotty will know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty's gotta know
I'm gonna tell Scotty
I'll tell him myself
Scotty has to know
Scotty has to know
Scotty has to
Scotty has to
Scotty has to go
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know (Don't Tell Scotty!)
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know (Don't Tell Scotty, Scotty doesn't know)
Scotty doesn't
Scotty doesn't
Scotty doesn't know
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>>83626754
I unironically like this song
Greatest unexpected cameo's thread?
https://youtu.be/8jIvVXSCeYI
>I got nothin' but time
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>>83626754
DELEET
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>>83626754
>Matt Damon cameo as Blink-182 rip-off
>Proto-Barney Stintson
>Twin Incest with a guy named Jamie before it was cool
>Vinnie Jones
>Robot Fight
>clever use of nudity
>funny younger brother
>hot girls all over the place
>fucking in a confessionary in Vatican
>Bratislava
>MI SCUSI!
>plane sex
>catchy tunes
>nude beach
>David Hasselhof
Truly an underrated kino. Way better than that American Pie shit
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so I started watching Girls
I thought she was supposed to be some hyper feminist.
why is her character basically some unemployed chick who depends on her parents money (daddy's patriarchal money)
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trash show is trash, pls kill this thread
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>>83626722
>I thought she was supposed to be some hyper feminist.
>why is her character basically some unemployed chick who depends on her parents money (daddy's patriarchal money)
What do you think feminists are?
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>>83626722
Because shes a hyper feminist, somebody needs to support them because the only jobs they can get are teaching in their impractical fields of study.
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What did you think of this movie?
CONS
>Henry and Corina are uncharismatic as fuck and came of as annoying, one was LE YOU GO GIRL KEK and the other was STRONG WOMYN NO MAN CAN READ MAPS BUT IM A WOMAN LMAO
>weak ending
>british guy died out of nowhere just to close his plot
>franchise and lore is rebooted
>no original black pearl crew
>barbossa dies
>shit happens just because
>suddenly Salazar can possess people
PROS
>will and Liz is bacK
>Davy jones is back
>Uncle jack
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GHOST SHARKSIt was better than 3 and much better than 4, not like it's saying much.Also your pros are too superficial to be pros.
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>>83627201
It was the worst of the 5 and completely forgettable. Depp phoned it in, Wills spawn was shoehorned in for absolutely zero effect, Barbossa ending lacked any emotional punch because that shit already happened in THE FIRST FUCKING MOVIE
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>>83627389
true, but nobody gave a shit about him because he was a 2D albeit VERY GOOD 2D villian. 3D was you cared about him.
>"Treasure" got me to tear up
Learn to movie you literal tard