>Sex scene >Guy cums in her pussy >They instantly get

>>83627449
They never show it in movies, but girls usually put tape over it.

I think girls like absorb it or something

>>83627449
>people are this dumb
Women can hold a certain number of loads in them without issue. Once they reach a certain threshold the uterus opens up for the best candidates. As long as she doesn't wait too long she can purge the bad seed whenever.

>sex scene
>guy cums
>5 min in
>penis still hard
???

>>83627449
Nane a kino where this happens
They probably had a condom.

It gets processed and stored as potential energy, set an LED up with the positive/negative on each flap and watch that bitch light up

>>83627471
What kind of ratchet girls have you been with

In my experience they take a shower where they obsessively clean themselves while muttering constantly

Some women like it OP, they find it hot. I used to get messages from my ex telling me she could feel my load dripping out of her into her panties in public places after she left my house.

>>83627590
haha holy shit someone really doesn't want you to father their child

>>83627590
Women have had to seal their vaginas shut since the first primates walked upright. Human women have wider thighs and hips than female apes because early humans had to squeeze tightly to keep semen in place. Throughout history women have worn gauze, pads, or tape under their clothing.

>>83627571

Sadly this made me chuckle

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>>83627449
>Couple just finish having sex
>literally 1 second later man pulls away from woman
>floppy weiner

If guys can store cum safely in their balls then maybe girls can store it somewhere too?

>Movie scene
>Guy is "spanking the sausage"
>He wipes up with a tissue
>He doesn't quickly put his penis back into his underwear or cum on the floor and mush into the carpet

>>83627526
>best candidate
You mean the longest dick. The longer the dick the closer the load is to the female egg sac.
A woman can hold about 10 separate loads in her vaginal canal . The one closestest to the egg wins. (Closest=longest)

>>83627793
I just cum in my undies and they get washed so who cares

>>83627917
If you have females also in the house, you're just asking for a washing machine baby

Whatever, it's your future buddy

>>83627952
Mums too old to get pregnant again

>>83627952
>somehow sperm is going to survive a washing machine and get transferred to a girls panties then survive either the dryer or the sun then somehow get inside the vagina and into the womb

the sperm deserves to win at that point

>>83628016
That doesn't apply to babies conceived outside the woman, genius

If your washing machine is a recent model there is still a risk

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>>83628051
>his sperm can't survive even a nuclear blast

>guy has sex with a girl
>doesn't bleed from his dick

>>83627793

>ejaculate on the floor for several years. (right next to my chair)
>noticeable semen stains on the floor
>get down on the floor and smell it from time to time
>smells like candy

>>83628058
finally, a post worth reading in this board

>>83627952
>>83628058
https://www.quora.com/Can-semen-on-underwear-move-onto-other-stuff-in-the-washing-machine

>>83627917
I go commando 24/7 and just splurge in one of my many pairs of shorts before switching into another pair if I have to interact with anyone. Feels bleakly degenerate, man. I'm not even a NEET. I'm a broken man.

>>83628383
>he took the comment seriously enough to google it and "prove it wrong"
Jesus Christ how old are you? MODDDSSS

>>83628108
Just think. THIS was the strongest sperm out of a million billion.

I realize 1hour ago that women cannot be asexual.
Women love sex and love to desire sex.

Men love sex but they do not love much nor dislike much the desire for sex. In fact the desire for sex is more like an hindrance and a thing to eject, precisely by wanking and ejaculation that is the pinnacle of fucking a slag.
men still despise not loving sex, since it removes the most effective mechanism of valuation that they have, which leads them to the usual mockery of being shagless didlos remaingin on the shelf, being baby dicks and being asexual.
Men despise asexuality in men since it shows them to be far less dominant than the story they plays in their heads

Women despise asexuality in men, since the few asexual men (very few are handsome) no longer acknowledge women for sex nor for companionship. Some asexual men claim to still want a gf just to cuddle, but that's already a baby-level sex and we are still in the situation of validation (and the gf still wants sex anyway sooner or later) and once they have sex with a girl they love they see sex is not so bad.

Women despise asexuality in women, precisely because women live on sex while their hate of their body for menstruating leads them to take pills which kills their desire for sex (but indeed kills their menstruation). They hate their life since through their own body, they acknowledge in their intimacy that they cannot win on both accounts: either have a comfy life or have an erotic life.

the more women are in control of their pussy, the more they are demanding and the more men are back to being puppies trying to please, which is the natural situaiton in the first place

>>83627698

Lmao is this nigga serious?

>>83627526
>>83627808

Is this some new meme I'm not privy to?

>>83627917

i just use my shower towel

probably has extra strength sperm that doesn't fall out almost immediately

>all these virgins here

When girls get wet it's almost like you ejaculating into your underwear. After sex both of your junk are covered in mostly her juices, and it's fucking disgusting when you put clothes on without a shower. Hell it's bad already that the stuff is all over the sheets, the blanket, her legs as I hug her, it's worse than any wet dream I ever had as a teen

But it's not your cum, that's inside her, and it's designed not to leak out

>>83628803
Like that alien in the end of Life movie?

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>character wants to fap
>pulls out lube

>>83628669
i'm not sure if you're trolling or just retarded. either way, you have to leave.

>>83627596
thats fucking disgusting, wtf I hate normies now

>>83628943
have you seen what americans do to their dicks? I can't blame them for using lube, their dried up scarred dicks would get sores otherwise.

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>>83627473

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>guy cums
>doesn't go to piss

pussies r liek sponges you cum in them and they soak up the ball juice

>>83629075
>guy takes a piss
>gets no pisstains
Are we supposed to believe they all have perfectly healthy prostate?

>>83628943
i never understood this either, uncut master race

>>83627449
>guy come
>doesn't piss out the remnant of semen right in her vagina
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhg

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>guy cums
>doesn't feel depressed and incredibly fatigued for the next 3 days

Sex is fucking gross tbqh

It also creates unnecessary suffering by forcing more self-aware life into existence

Humans are savage animals that need to die off desu

>still 0 (zero) matches on tinder
I just want to talk to somebody. I'm so lonely, I've resorted to Omegle.

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>>83629190
>2017
>still having vaginal sex

>>83628636
It looks pretty beefy

>>83627596
ignore the faggot, that's insanely hot

>>83629190
This

Us white people need to stop reproducing to stop overpopulation and global warming. Every white couple must be jailed and their children be raised in tolerant LGBTQP++ households to learn tolerance and climate change

>guy and girl have sex
>they don't immediately become obsessed with each other falling into a lustful but ultimately incompatible 3 month relationship that ends in a fiery ball of hate, picking at every single insecurity they revealed to eachother in moments of weakness

Get real hollywood

>>83629369
Not just white people you stupid fucking /pol/cuck

Everyone

>>83629432
>not just white people
But...

That's racist!

>>83629432
This, but us white people have to lead the way and show the poc folk how it's done

>>83629261
where can i meet people, please respond

Goddamn. You guys are literally virgins. I thought it was just a meme.

>>83629579
If you can't get laid on tinder you need to really fix yourself

>>83629690

sure is summer

>>83629707
im not even trying to get laid bud, just wanna chat with someone

>>83629785
Post your dick, then we can chat.

>>83629843
you want to see my boymeat, senpai?

>>83629872
Of course not you fucking loser, I just wanted to prove you weren't just wanting to chat.

>>83629884
what? you really thought I'd just post my dick because you told me? and I don't want to talk to people on here, dumbass. I do that every day

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>>83629190

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>>83628058
Never change /tv/

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>>83629364
This. I would love a gf that texted me stuff like that

>>83627596
This guy gets it.

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>>83628943
>tfw uncut and still kinda have to lube up these days to avoid irritation

To be honest it's only cause I'm a compulsive edger who faps for hours without cumming. Not a good habit

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>>83629184

I'm uncut and usually fap dry, but sometimes I like to treat myself and use some lube, it feels great, but the mess is annoying

>>83627590
Real women actually have a zipper in their vagina which they have to seal after sex if they want the baby, otherwise the semen will just flow out naturally.

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>this thread

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and they never use condoms. They just have raw sex on the spot and cum inside. and it starts with a kiss. such bullshit. what about pregnancy and diseases? those don't exist in movies I guess.

>oh that was a nice kiss better fill me up with semen

yeah sure great

>>83630150
same, except I treat myself with my tenga cup sometimes. but yeah it's a hassle

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>>83630245
why did this kid fuck his mom and cum inside her? then he just peaced the fuck outta there. just left the scene of the crime

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>>83630273
>my work here is done

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>characters actually say the word "cum" out loud
>feels wrong, like people shouldn't be saying that in real life

It always feels this way. Anyone know what I mean?

>>83628699
Nah you're probably just a virgin.

>>83630259
>>83630259
How do you like the tenga cup? Are they expensive?

>>83630424
it wasn't very expensive. it feels pretty good but cleaning it is such a hassle that I avoid cumming in it. so I either gotta use a condom (lol) or pull out and finish with my hand which sort of ruins the point of it

>>83627526
can confirm, me and my wife had to do gangbang to increase chances of impregnation
this guy >>83627808 is also right, this is the only explanation why the child is black

>>83630493
It says on their site they are single use and then you chuckem out

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>>83630494

>>83630510
yeah, that's fucking ridiculous though. nobody spends that much money just to use it once. I've used mine a bunch and it's fine. if you cum in it, just take it in the shower with you and invert it to rinse it off

>>83629190
They will die off anyway in like 200 years
I don't even know why people still have kids now, it's like they want them to grow up in a pile of shit

>>83627764
yeah in their brains

>>83630530
which one did you get? I'm interested, as I'm very lonely

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So many virgins.

I'd have no problem cumming inside of a woman. Especially if she pulled my dicke/balls as we fuck, means that she wants it bad

9 months later we will have a children. Pregnancy is the most miraculous wonder of life so thats a profit-profit

>>83630627
>so thats a profit-profit

Lol your unplanned pregnancy will leave you in financial ruin, mwahahahaha

>>83630592
I can't remember, I just checked the site and saw they have a reusable line. "air-tech". I think I got one of those actually. and I think it might've been the white one, which is not as tight or something (I took the wrapping off mine so I can't be sure). but the regular red one would probably be fine too

sex toys are a slippery slope. there's a buttplug set I have my eye on on ebay

>>83627449
Which movie is this?
But it would slide right out pretty quick. That's even if he didn't pull out which is what he did.

The womb literally just digests the extra cum you retards.

>>83630699
lol

>>83630699
>>83630734
I just checked and the set is back in stock, should I fucking do it?

not sure why I want them since I don't even do buttstuff, but it's a really pretty set and ive been thinking about it for ages

>>83630793
if you want prostate stimulation get something designed for that

>>83627596
Ah! The early stages of a relationship... I miss it :'(

>>83630813
I mostly just want it for the aesthetic desu

>>83630424
My gf bought me a tenga, I don't think it was the cup version. Compared to the flashlight it's small, as in, I'm having trouble fitting in there without tons of lube. The hope is too narrow. Then again, I did end up ripping the first insert that came with the flashlight. I have a stoya one now, feels good man.

>>83630841
Word. I loved tonguing my gf

>>83630793
feels so good man it's worth it. get that nut

>>83630865
Yeah I was looking and the standard size sounds too small

>>83630865
Does it cry rape after you use it?

>>83627449
>Hospital scene
>Main character wakes up with a drip in their arm
>They rip it out and wander off, no need for cleaning.
As someone who's had a lot of trips to hospital I can tell you that your vein bleeds heavily for a good 5mins without pressure placed on the area.

>>83630921
Yea, but I normally am holding it underwater by then. I tell it I'm just cleaning it and I didn't mean to hold it under so long that time, but it gets the message.

>every sex scene the girl has an orgasm
>we;re supposed to believe every male character has a 7x6 penis

>>83630424
Gf got me a 6 pack for my birthday.
I'm 9" and it works fine.
Just focus on the tip or you'll rip through it all

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>>83630977
>tfw you're only 7x5

>>83630907
done

I guess this means I should probably get an enema set too. not sure if I'll be lucky enough to find one that promises discreet packaging though

>>83630922
If you're in even modestly good shape you just close your hand into a loose fist to achieve the same thing. Maybe that's a part of the experience you're totally unfamiliar with though. Not your fault.

>>83630977
>having a small dick
You weren't meant to breed, sorry
Even at my worst I can make a girl cum even if I don't.
They get really offended, but I just go to the bathroom and jerk it to some anime

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>character goes to public toilet
>doesnt show the part where he sits on the toilet screaming and shitting blood while banging on the cubicle walls
how am i supposed to get immersed in this trash?

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>>83630865
>My gf bought me a tenga

>>83631011
>>83630793
>future of the white race
You're literally making yourselves go extinct with this faggot shit.
Don't blame the Jews for your cocklust

>>83627449
>thread about movie clichés
>gets derailed by virgins

>fapping to cartoons
>having a gf
only 1 of these is correct

>>83630724
>digests
What happens if I put my tendies in there?

>>83631102
>not being a virgin
Fuck off, Chad
>>83631110
Had a gf for 2 years and never felt the need to fuck her.
She will jerk me off sometimes while I read/watch hentai tho

>>83631100
have fun with your weird /pol/ posts while I'm busy looking cute with my stainless steel purple bejeweled butt plugs up my ass, anon

>character is jerking off
>cums into a tissue
>doesnt cum all over an old towel that is so cum encrusted it has become stiff as a metal bar, then chuck the towel under the bed to ferment

>>83627596
That's disgusting and hot

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>expect /r9k/ thread
>get hilarity

>>83631064
I honestly doubt you can make any woman finish through just intercourse alone

I have a 7 inch dick and have never once made a woman have a proper orgasm through intercourse alone, at most they just get wet to the point of being creamy

most women just need their clit stimulated to have an orgasm

besides, even if you were to go on the debatably real "g-spot" that's only supposedly 2 to 3 inches inside the vagina so having a huge penis is essentially no better than having a pin dick

I heard that after about ten minutes girls can just queef out the whole load in one solid lump.

>>83631145
>not cumming in a glass

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>>83631204

>>83631098
We have a pretty kinky relationship. Completely monogamous, but we like playing with toys with each other. >>83631203
You can. It's about finding the right rhythm and position I've found. My last gf used to cum to slow, hard trusts in missionary, current girlfriend cums to rabbit fucking doggysyyle.
You have to know who you're fucking.
>inb4 we're all virgins especially me

>>83630841
Tbh just quit when it gets boring

I just checked and it turned out I had a match on Humble but the app didn't tell me :( it already expired though

>>83630510
There are reusable models. The tenga vacuum or whatever. I got one for like 20 bucks and I've used it plenty, if you wash it after you use it it lasts a long time. Feels pretty good too.

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>>83629190

Who /samsara/ here?

>>83631204
wtf i love gay sex now

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>>83627590
>they obsessively clean themselves while muttering constantly

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>he doesn't fuck dough then eat it
Who /chef/ here?

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>>83627526
>As long as she doesn't wait too long she can purge the bad seed whenever.

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>>83628108

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>>83628058
best post all week

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>character takes a shit
>flushes and gets out without wipping

>>83629135
>>83629015
>>83628943
I'm cut and I have never used lube and I cant even pull my skin over my shaft

>>83629190
>Sex is fucking gross tbqh

It really is.

>>83629075
>guy cums inside
>starts pacing around the room in hopes to trigger his pee instinct
>tells the woman not to go the toilet yet because he could need to pee at any moment

Ive only seen this happen in a cartoon show, never in cinema history has this ever happened

>>83629432
racist much?

>>83629690
newfag go

>>83631815
fucking this, I've gone my whole life with my circumcised self fapping away in the bathroom since 4th grade

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>>83627590

>>83631143
youre not white

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>>83629690
you autistic normie autist

>>83631905
thank you

>>83627449
fucking degenerates ITT

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>>83630966
Better leave no witnesses

>>83631272
Oh, she'll be "using" the black toy amirite

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>>83628885
>Have breakup sex with my onitis
>Refuse to clean the sheets for a month

Why, bros? Could be I'm just lazy.

>guy cums in girls mouth
>they dont start kissing while she has it in her mouth and pass it back and forth
Wtf hollywood

>>83631955
It's white and smaller than I am.

I honestly have been contemplating not having kids with my girlfriend.

I will often just get bored during sex and just pace around the room

>>83631946
Doesn't matter, no one will believe that slut

>>83629190
t. David

>>83632024
ignore /pol/ kids are a trap

>>83632069
can you stop bringing /pol/ into everything?

>>83631776
>>83628108

>parents are both movie stars
>looks like that

at least she's rich i guess.

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>>83627449
>not knowing about mucus plugs
Wew lad, virgin detected
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cervical_mucus_plug

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>guy cums
>she says 'wow I wanna do it again'
>guys like 'fuck yeah' and they shagging again

itt: American education

>>83631787
>Tuesday
>Evansposter is also a redditor

>>83629690
Looks like you don't belong here
Bye faggot

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>character faps
>doesn't cum on the cum shirt

>gay couple starts kissing
>gay couple has anal sex, ofc no lube, no cleaning up, no nothing ever

>>83630977
a-are women suppose to have an orgasm during sex if i have a 7x6 penis

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holy fuck thisd thread

>>83630977
>implying 7x6 is enough

No. Try 8×7

>>83627526
I remember reading about this in my college biology course four or five years ago. A few breeds of animals do that but definitely not human beings

Me and the gf tried cuckoldry once.... wasnt so into it after I came and they were still going at it

>>83632558
That's why you're supposed to be in a cage, retard.

why did i order buttplugs wtf was i thinking

>>83632634
feels good man

>>83632634
top kek

>>83627596
>I used to get messages from my ex telling me she could feel my load dripping out of her into her panties in public places

weird af

>>83628669
Men love, women fuck.
This is why traps are best. They understand a man's heart.

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>>83629190
t. Butthurt Virgin

>the absolute state of /tv/

still find it incredible you fucks managed to be worse than /v/

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>>83633027
>be worse than /v/

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>guy uses a condom
>rips it off his dick after sex
>cum doesn't fly everywhere
If you just take the edge of the condom and pull it outwards, it will get inverted inside out and the cum will spill.
So how are you supposed to take it off?

>>83633027
That's a big claim.

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>tfw lost my virginity a year ago
>during the sex, I called my best friend and told him what was going on because I promised I would
>As I'm thrusting, we get off topic and start talking about dota
>she was surprisingly cool with this

>>83633072
>>83633084
take a look around the board.

>>83630699
>tfw want something ilke that but my foreskin is really tight and im scared the tight ones might fuck shit up and the loose will feel like shit

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>>83632420

Been giving my gf creampies here lately. Its pretty nice. Kinda hot when she pushes the load out.

>>83632634
jesus christ, it's even worse now that I've cum. i'm going to be so embarrassed when they arrive in a week

>>83630245
>what about pregnancy and disease
Nigger sometimes you gotta roll the dice.

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>>83627590
>>83627596

>not having a gf who will give you the ane and let you cum in her butt

Shigg

>>83632558
Idealy that why I'd advice a threesome or tagging the other guy in when you're done. You can rest and get a drink while he gets his, and by the time he's done you should be ready to go again.
The only time watching is any fun is if they don't know you're there, or its not your girl.

>>83634188
>has unprotected sex
>calls other people niggers
ironic innit

>>83634188
>sometimes you gotta roll the dice.

I hate people like you. I'll bet that you also drive drunk.

>>83634429
>Be me
>really squeamish about shit in general
>Banging new girl
>Looks over her shoulder and purrs "you can put it in my ass... If you want to!"
>N-no thanks
I just dont want to have the conversation about my weird phobias.

>>83634477
>>83634450
Actual unironic virgins.

>>83634522
Well she really would need to enema or have recently taken a really clean poop from a high-fiber diet. But yes you are a bitch