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>>83844660
oh how i pray
with all my heart
that one lonely day
a coquettish fart
she puffs my way

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more like brapman amirite

Why is aquaman not white?

Me too OP

It's a legitimately great movie

Same here, I enjoyed it
Will never understand all the hate it gets

>>83844394
>boy goes immediately out of frame when hit
LMAO

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>>83844484
actually he goes under the car

but dude
david lynch? are you to pleb to know of him? he is the kino_master! I bet you havent even seen any of his movies and if you did you wouldnt get them anyway because its not about some super hero in tights

>>83844219
Americans, apparently

It was better than any DC movie released last year.

My friends and I walked out on it. It was so bad.

We're Americans by the way. Was every single critic paid off? I read some of their reviews and it definitely seems like none of them even remotely approach the movie critically

>>83844189
what am I looking at here OP?

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>Too Bad YOU!....Will Die!

They really should have used some more subdued takes. I was digging seeing a respectable-looking british moustachio actor in that armor but he went too far

I would rip it up, take all the money thats about to be wasted on normie pandering drivel and divide it up between literally hundreds of young, talented, aspiring creative people to pursue their projects

TFA made me stop caring about Star Wars, so I guess I wouldn't do anything.

>>83844109
I would cancel it because RotJ -- despite its faults -- was a satisfying conclusion to the general Star Wars story and Luke's arc in particular. TFA feels superfluous to me to a degree that not even the prequels did, and that's saying something given that the prequels were completely unnecessary.

>wasted an R rating to say "fuck" and showed a dick
>no tits

>>83844112
This. You let me down, Rock.

>>83844112
Same as doom, only tits at the start, and nothing more, weird part it's that demon lady got clothed after that scene, why a possessed person would get dressed?
Seriously I almost left the theater at that point.

there's a ton of white teenage actors that look pretty generic

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>>83845921
There's this guy from Twin Peaks too. He wasn't a very convincing actor though. Is that the problem? Is it that average-looking people aren't very convincing?

>>83843883
Literally all actors that are considered "handsome" or "beautiful" adehere to that standard.

That's what beauty is, closeness to the standard.

>>83843859
>listening to a podcast hosted by a burn-out pothead mongoloid two steps removed from neanderthals who confused even the most basic scientific concepts but gains an audience because "oh muh god imagine earth without life" etc etc.

Joe Rogan is literally the lowest tier of podcast out there. Even his guests are retarded (Black science man, Jordan "Psychology isn't pseudoscience I Swear" Peterson, etc).

You learn more from a book about basic ocean currents than you would in a year of the JRE. Embarrassing.

>>83844013
I liked the Jessie Ventura episode.

>>83844408
>CHRIS KYLE
>THERMITE PAINT
>MY PILLOW IS OFF THE GRID

Yeah, it was comfy.

>>83843756
Non-racist, non-faggot here

I did not like his character. He was annoying as fuck and not funny at all even though he was intended to be.

I liked John Boyega in Attack the Block, and I think he's a decent actor, but the material he was given for TFA was shit. The character sucked, not him.

>>83843825
This, amigo

>>83843825
>Non-racist
>didn't like the character

Is there more we should know?

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>mfw people have to argue about which Star Wars movies are the best instead of just enjoying all the awesomeness

>>83843834
yep

star wars sucks tho

>>83843571
rotten tomatoes has all shows 100%

i watched the first episode and it was awful

>>83843571

>now

>>83843729
In general I think exaggerated dystopias are terrible.

>>83843515
Give a complete synopsis of the plot

did not see crawl. But TLJ opens very differently that previous SW films. Still a ship moving through space. But then goes right back to Ahch-to. Luke walks up to Rey quietly and takes saber from her with hands (not force grab). Rey says first words in convo.

>>83843515
if it really doesn't matter post proof

>>83843479
The first half is kino.

Weren't there already like 2 Hellraiser movies set in space when this came out?

It is

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>it's retarded on purpose

>>83843397
DUDE BULLETPROOF SUITS LMAO