I can't believe it's been 7 years since Bill Burr died.
Rest in peace, still miss you big guy.
still remember listening to his podcasts like it was yesterday
RIP funny man
>you will never travel 20 years into the future and leave humanity behind
Strange how he was buried with Cleo and not his wife.
oh shit! Noah Hawley just hired you as casting director for season 4 of Fargo!
And he needs your choices ASAP, Don't Disappoint him!
>>84222004
Christina hendricks as the normal person dragged into crime. In this case stripping, then prostitution and then in episode 7 a huge BBC gangbang with the theme playing over it.
thanks /tv/
>>84222004
Zach Braff as the Sidekick
Is Alien unironically the best Lovecraft movie?
>>84221968
>Alien
>Lovecraft
Pretty sure none of the Lovecraftian horrors would be dispatched so easily as the Xenomorph was
>>84221968
I don't think you know what lovecraftian horror is
>>84222031
Except for the several ones that were put back to sleep by being hit by a boat and stuff right?
>God, that capeshit movie sucked! It was worse than the other five capeshit movies I've gone to see by myself in the last month! I'm so sick of these shitty writers and actors and directors!
Well, where's your movie anon?
>I haven't made one...
Really? But you seem to know so much about movies and TV. Every time I bring up something I've been watching, you spend an hour telling me how much it sucks and how I'm stupid for liking it. Seems kind of hypocritical.
>T-That's different. I never claimed to be a filmmaker, so I can't be judged the same way...
Why not? Anyone with a pen and paper can write a script. And if all the movies and TV out now really are as bad as you say they are, you should have no problem making something better, right?
>Y-no...I... REEEEEEE FILTHY NORMY FUCK OFF!
>Runs to his basement to hide in the safety of online anonymity and shit on other people's work, undeserved sense of superiority safely intact.
Plot twist:This story was about you
Jokes on you faggot I've never talked to a woman before
>I don't waste my time watching movies made for children
Well, where's your movie anon?
>I never said I made movies, I'm an accountant for a law firm
Really? But you seem to know so much about movies and TV. Every time I bring up something I've been watching, you spend an hour telling me how much it sucks and how I'm stupid for liking it. Seems kind of hypocritical.
>No I don't. In fact, all I said was that I don't go see movies that are made and marketed for children and immature millennials as the film equivalent of a fidget spinner.
Why not? Anyone with a pen and paper can write a script. And if all the movies and TV out now really are as bad as you say they are, you should have no problem making something better, right?
>Oh, I'm sorry, I must've struck a nerve.
>Drives to his office to work in the financial safety of legal accounting, wondering why a random woman would try and shit on other people's work, while her undeserved sense of superiority remain safely intact.
>>84221965
It's ok for other people to have different opinions, anon. You can enjoy your movies about costumed super humans partaking in bloodless cartoon violence, having contrived interpersonal disputes, making "clever" quips, and occasionally trying to make some sort of laughable statement about the real world. And others will continue to enjoy shitting on those movies and the people who enjoy them. In the end, we're all just passing time.
>implying I still watch them despite not enjoying them
Why would I do that?
what films best portray a apocalypse in progress and have a good "we are all fucked" vibe ?bonus points for unhappy endings
>>84221935
in b4 Threads
"doomsday" starring failed kate beckinsale clone
>>84221935
The one where all the white men in flyover states survive because they can do things other than make apps for cell phones.
Blair witch project
>where's the map?
>I threw in the map in the fucking river, that map was useless
Still crack thinking about that scene.
>>84221975
Kek
>>84221876
vvitch
>Television & Film character using a sword to attack an armoured characted
>He doesn't wield the sword by the blade and use the hilt as a hammer
Why are actors so stupid /tv/ros?
why doesn't he use his own armor as a weapon and make a new set of armor entirely out of hammers? checkmate
>>84221872
/k/ is low key the worst board.
Is this why it lost to Birdmeme?
>>84221835
BECAUSE IT WAS A STUPID MOVIE
THATS WHY
Want to watch this movie for the first time. What movie am I supposed to watch for the full experience? Directors or Final? I'll probably watch Theatrical in the future just to see the difference because I've heard the differences between Final and Directors are sparse.
final cut as far as i remember. theatrical is weird.
>>84221867
I just consulted one of my friends who is a big Blade Runner fan and he said that Final Cut is the definitive version but it was only available after they remastered it for DVD and it completely fucked up the lighting and makes it look unintentionally dim so Directors Cut is more pleasant to watch but Final Cut has an important scene that you shouldn't miss.
Films the critics got absolutely wrong.
Unbelieavable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa12ewbKGbY
reddit: the thread
>>84221728
this is quite intersting does he have beef with his dad because his dad played Deadshot
>>84221875
If only it were something as basic as that, he's had that stupid Batsuit since he wore it at Kanye's wedding years ago
Is Hollywood going to destroy itself with all the political bullshit?
>science says replace all white men with virile young third world niggers
>>84221753
It's scientifically proven.
Germany emits 9.2 tons of CO2 per capita per year. Syria emits only 1.9 tons. By replacing the entire population of Germany with Syrians, the country can cut its contributions to climate change by 75%.
Learn more here: http://www.npr.org/2016/08/18/479349760/should-we-be-having-kids-in-the-age-of-climate-change
>>84221753
Unfortunately, "science" has become what religion once was... a small cabal of politically motivated crooks who decide how everyone else understands reality.
I'll start
Right now kapow
Harvey Beaks
Blood Drive
Baskets
>>84221663
>ugly people: the show
bump
Currrently watching 80s kino. Your choices?
>Dinkleberg, that dirty subversive shallot-nosed kike!
Jesus Butch! Hold back a little would ya?