Fargo

>>84222004
Christina hendricks as the normal person dragged into crime. In this case stripping, then prostitution and then in episode 7 a huge BBC gangbang with the theme playing over it.

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thanks /tv/

>>84222004
Zach Braff as the Sidekick

>>84222004
Here's the murder that will kick things off in episode one
>little kid somehow spots someone hiding since they're on the run from some minor crime
>kid is acting like a lil cheeky bastard, saying shit really loudly while the criminal desperately shushes him
>eventually kid whips out his phone and snaps a picture of him while still acting like a huge cunt
>criminal snaps and gruesomely murders the kid
>turns out the kid was the son of some really powerful guy in Minneapolis

I know it's not casting, but can we add "supernatural element" now that we've had two in a row?

>>84222004
https://youtu.be/wwL5Q02uwDE
I would cast myself as every role, and each line of dialogue would be "fuck you if you like this show" for 10 episodes

>Ray tried to kill Emmit for the stamp
>Emmit accidentally kills Ray after Ray stupidly won't accept the stamp
>Show tries to portray it as justice that Emmit got wacked in the end

Wtf Hawley? Emmit literally did nothing wrong.

>>84223026
Sure nigga i dont Care

>>84222004
Rip-off Twin Peaks and have Kyle MacLachlan in every role.

>>84223194
> every character hates emmett for killing his brother
> he never tells them his brother killed himself by accident starting a fight with the stamp case when emmett came to make peace

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>>84223117
>balding
>fat
>neckbeard
>shit opinions
Lmaoing at your life.

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>>84222004
I got you senpai

>>84223194
They didnt portray it as juctice.
We knew that emmit did nithing wrong, and he payed his dues, was off probation, and had his family back.
He won.
And then faggy mr wrench cam aling ti avenge his skanky dead gf, five years later. We were supposed to be mad a wrench.

>>84223676
Not had but why interracial cop marriage?

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Took an unexpectedly long time.

>>84223787
>young--> old
Timeskip?
I like this one a lot.

>>84223787
would watch

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Literally stuck as many actors as I could think of in a random generator and just kept clicking through till I got ones that kind of fit. I like that I got Fiennes as the corrupter though.

>>84223759
It would likely take place in 2016 when that wouldn't be an issue.

>>84224029
>daniel radcliffe in the jerry lundegaard
role
Fuck yes.

>main officer
Tobey Maguire

>average person
Patrick Fabian

>mysterious force
Ed Harris

>MC spouse
None, lifelong bachelor

>chief
Jeff Bridges

>henchmen duo
Woody Harrelson + (unironically) Tom Hardy

rate it

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>>84222004
>cooper as the average cop, elle fanning as his deranged daughter, hereditary from unnamed mother -- just wants to help her, she finds a way to the frequency and tells him how to act, either good or bad
>duvall as his long term partner, knew cooper's father, had a child himself, tries to help cooper
>evans and hammer as ambitious men, would tie in with fox
>turner as a whisper in the back of the head swaying them, not a love interest for evans or hammer - has had shit roles so far, kinda wanted to try her in a more ominous and less stronk wymin role
>penn as sorta crooked kind of chief of police, tries to do the right thing at the end of the day
>fox as the mob boss, oversees a heist - his wife has left him no kids, so he has no one to leave the business to kinda mad about that, and his health deteriorating
>jackman and schreiber because I liked their synergy
would revolve around a murder and heist simultaneously
roast me /tv/

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>Goggins/Rockwell are a cute gay couple trying to adjust to their new life in smalltownUSA. Their male dog named Louisa is like a child for them.
>Sandler as the owner of a chain of Kosher supermarkets.
>Portman is a Mossad agent turned rogue leading an Israeli mob
>Isabelle Huppert, sadistic hitman-dominatrix, she is grooming her two children in her job(John W. girl and M. Cerra). They re both trying to impress her and outdo each other by creatively torturing and killing people and dropping body parts in their respective hotel rooms/cars/pockets..
>Christina Hendricks is regional shady partner of Sandler and his mistress. He doesn't know she's shady.
>Kramer is clueless chief of Police, fan of Hercule Poirot and Sherlock Holmes.

>>84224621
>Goggins/Rockwell are a cute gay couple trying to adjust to their new life in smalltownUSA. Their male dog named Louisa is like a child for them.

you could have put any other two actors there and i would have hated this, what a fun combo

>>84224621
>herschlag malvo massoad agent
Muh dick.

>>84223676
Ralph Fiennes is a damn good choice

>>84225123
Is Rami Malek supposed to be Kek/Pepe?

>>84225264
Isnt he egyptian?

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>>84222004

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>>84225123
Interesting choices I'd watch.

I picked up Cerra too in mine btw, and almost made the same choice as you for Average Person.
Def would like to see the french duo criminals

>>84222004

>main police officer: Kevin Durand
>average person corrupted by crime: Katheryn Winnick
>Mysterious Force: Karl Urban
>main police officer spouse/family: Liv Tyler
>police officer/sidekick: Bill Burr
>Chief of Police:
>mob/syndicate: Stephen Dillane
>Henchmen Duo: Dolph Lungren/Justin Theroux

>>84224039
it is, cuck/nigger

>main officer
ryan gosling
>ordinary guy
daniel kaluuya
>mysterious force
kyle mclachlan
>cop's spouse
jessica chastain
>police officer sidekick
elle kemper
>chief of police
jeff daniels
>mob/syndicate fellas
paul giamatti
>henchman duo
lakeith stanfield
charlie day

The same as Season 3 except remove MEW and Carrie Coon (her character was pointless)

>>84226108
Change the Goose and Chastain and I would really like this

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>>84222004
I know I know, all black cast, but I think it could work. The new Black Puma movie coming out has mostly a black cast and it'll make bank they say, so I'm thinking a little ahead.

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>Misha Collin's is a depressed, nearly suicidal alcoholic who recently lost his wife, partnered with Noami Watts
>Kurt Russel is a friendly small town police chief who hasn't really ever seen any action and if anything is only a hindrance in Naomi's investigation simple because he's too good hearted
>Viggo Mortensen is the current head of a crime syndicate and Clive Owen is one of the higher ups vying for power and secretly working towards a coup
>David Duchovny and William Dafoe are investigative partners from a governmental agency, late in the season we learn Dafoe is actually corrupt and the henchman duo is under his command despite seemingly having appeared to be part of the crime syndicate
>Mads Mikkelsen is part of the crime syndicate, but cares little for the power structure and does more his own thing, he would have more of a smaller role. He would have details on things he probably shouldn't know and his ability to slip in and out unnoticed would give off the subtle impression of being an otherwordly entity. He is actually a mole from the same agency Dafoe is from, but his motives despite being mostly beneficial to both parties still seem to be within his own motives towards an unexplainable goal
Not sure what to do with Joaquin and how all the stories tie together though

Season 4 takes place in the late 1800s and is just a fictionalized/dramatized account of how Henry Wells and William Fargo founded Wells Fargo, with implications that William Fargo also founded the Fargo Mob. Noah Hawley is sued by Wells Fargo for slander.

>>84222004
I really hope we get Season 4 with the setting being Rapids City mentioned in Season 2, and Otto being a main chracter

>>84223592
projecting much

idris alba