>No self aware cheeziness
>No morphers
>No morphing sequence
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>>84409511
Good chracters and acting
shit action and conflict
6/10 mediocrity
>>84409511
Designs for suits and zords was shit. Oddly, I really enjoyed the scenes with the kids bonding. Wish it had taken itself less seriously too.
>>84409511
>No self aware cheeziness
Yes, how dare they not make it into a comedy and patronize the audience.
>We'll both have the lamb with very little mint sauce. You like lamb don't you sweet pea?
What did Cal do wrong here?
>Darling, darling! How can you be so absurd as to think man will be able to fly!
Why would someone not indulge in seafood on such a voyage?
Billy Zane is one of those men who look better bald.
ITT: the exact moment you dropped a show
I'm also off The Strain Train
>>84409396
Happened in the book.
Kind of.
The Hunt
>A burned-out police detective obsessively pursues a vicious vigilante targeting a group of seemingly unconnected mobsters, politicians and dirty cops. What he doesn't know is that the elusive assassin is his split personality.
fucking awful. what's even worse is that there's an actually good movie called the hunt.
A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>84409422
holy hell what GARBAGE
STANDING TALL
ON THE WINGS OF MY DREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz29uticRHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT15Gd81xa8
Real Canuck hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpY6l-_FcVw
https://youtu.be/Xj5PF_Hf9Po
Seriously, what was his fucking problem?
Also from what I understand, critics hated it because it was both too much like Alien and not enough like Alien. Which is amazing because both those observations aren't even remotely correct
better res
he did nothing wrong
>>84409206
I have no idea what this is.
Will it ever be possible for Instagram models to transition to mainstream acting and cinema, the same way models and singers have done in the past?
>>84408885
One of the newer Blink 182 music video has three instagram whores in it. Its the one where they reverse the rolls from that one where they run around naked. So it has started.
>>84408885
there are so many beautiful women on instagram. its stupid.
>>84409081
*there are so many beautiful women
Why did this scene piss off so many people?
because his beard is uneven
I don't recall people getting angry
>>84408748
People liked the Matrix for the well-shot and edited action, not the philosophizing. The Wachowskis thought it was the other way around, unfortunately.
My suggestion:
>Yuri and Meemo start beating up Nikki
>We seeSy going to the back of his truck in a sudden burst of bravery, enraged by them beating up a woman like that
>he opens the trunk
>Mr. Wrench's themestarts playing
>there's a largewrench in the trunk
>American crowd starts clapping in their homes as they yell "Bravo Hawley!"
>he picks it
>cracks Yuri's head open
>Nikki grabs Meemo, Sy beats his face to a pulp with the wrench
>this iswhat comes after the cup
>they make peace andjoin forces against Varga
>Rayjoins them because Nikki is still bruised
Ray accidentally kills Emmett instead, then assumes his identity, eventually realizing how deep his brother was with criminals.
When Gloria goes to investigate on her whim, she runs into Meemo, who kills her. They set it up as if she and Ray (actually Emmett,) wounded and killed each other in his apartment. Lopez takes over as the primary cop on the case.
After Olivia Sandoval makes Carrie Coon realize she's a dyke in episode 9, she sits on MEW's face for 30 minutes straight on episode 10. We see her make orgasmic faces we didn't know that existed before.
>>84409623
more
The Drumpf show starts in about 10 bings, I thought it would be fun if /tv/ watched it together, should be pretty fun
https://www.rabb.it/TwoScoops
https://www.rabb.it/TwoScoops
Also use this thread to discuss the recent Late Show episodes and Colbert in general.
a bump
Starts in 5 minutes
forecast of heavy drumpfposting
Larry buys a fidget spinner and annoys people because he consistently brings it everywhere he goes.
Larry takes advantage of a B1G1 free offer from his cellular provider. He pays full price for both devices and gets a prepaid credit card for the cost of the second one. Little does he know he can't redeem it for cash and is charged hidden fees. Hijinks ensue when Larry attempts to get his money back as cash while he attempts to find someone who can use the second phone he now owns.
>>84408499
>spins the fidget spinner
>looks at lewis imploringly
>"Eh? How about that?"
>lewis pulls off his sunglasses angrily
>"The fuck is wrong with you?"
Larry gets into a fight with a neo-marxist liberal.
ITT: movies or shows /tv/ trolled you into watching but you actually liked.
It was really good, honestly
>>84408778
stop it
>>84409203
It was funny and I really wanted to see Fred finally find Judy.
Wow
This is actually pretty shitty
What's wrong?
Skinny people. Stylish cloth building and gadgets. Soft sci-fi
>>84408397
>>84408609
It's nonsense. I can only imagine it being interesting when you're high. like damn dude this is sooo trippy
Pitch me a porn parody of this kino
stranger in erection
>>84408383
>change his name to Harold Cuck
>forced by writer to watch helplessly as his wife gets BLACKED repeatedly
>stranger, then friction
What are some movies where the ending scene is better than the entirety of the movie?
>>84408362
>Saw (2005)
>Wanted
>Sherlock Holmes: a Game of Shadows
>Seven Psychopaths
>Stretch
>A New World (2013)
>Sin City
>>84408790
I'm also tempted to add Constantine but Lucifer's badass entrance is better than the ending scene
why was my thread deleted?