Larry buys a fidget spinner and annoys people because he consistently

Larry takes advantage of a B1G1 free offer from his cellular provider. He pays full price for both devices and gets a prepaid credit card for the cost of the second one. Little does he know he can't redeem it for cash and is charged hidden fees. Hijinks ensue when Larry attempts to get his money back as cash while he attempts to find someone who can use the second phone he now owns.

>>84408499
>spins the fidget spinner
>looks at lewis imploringly
>"Eh? How about that?"
>lewis pulls off his sunglasses angrily
>"The fuck is wrong with you?"

Larry gets into a fight with a neo-marxist liberal.

larry get ipad

>larry makes a twitter account
>tweets about mundane things like his lunch
>some guy replies with 'BALD ASSHOLE' to every tweet instantly
>larry gets annoyed at how many retweets and favorites it gets
>the guy has a profile picture of himself, also bald
>larry tweets in reply to one of the guy's tweets, calling him a BALD ASSHOLE
>gets no retweets or favorites, just shocked replies saying how fucked up he is
>meets the guy in public at a party at the end of the episode
>he has cancer

>>84409410
thats actually pretty good. would watch

>Larry goes on some talk show and talks shit about Trump
>goes golfing a few days later and Trump shows up and they have some kind of wacky argument

>>84409324
best so far

>>84409841
>end of episode
>larry attempts to buy an ice cream on a hot day
>they're all out of his preferred flavour
>looks over at trump who has the last two scoops of it on his cone

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larry gets caught in an antifa street fight when hes just trying to get coffee

>>84408499
This made me laugh but only because of how fucking stupid it is

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>>84410072

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Larry gets a sex change.

>>84409410

This is just a rewrite of the clinic episode where he is confronted by a massive biker while sitting in the waiting room. At the end of the episode he goes off on a tall bald guy who has his back to him, only to find out he's a different man and a terminal cancer patient.

>>84408499
>>gets no retweets or favorites
What does he mean by this?

lary get ipad

>>84408499
>Larry shares some views he thought were fine about Muslims
>Does Hijab joke with a old blanket and goes to Olive Garden and says Allah Snackbar
>Somehow the Only Muslim in Hollywood sees this
>Somehow it gets anti-semitic
>Larry decides the only way he can rescue things is by exploiting this
>Everyone gets sick of this defense then starts apologizing for the Muslim and spouting all of this /pol/ type shit to him
>He sees no other way out then to fake a heart attack and hits his head knocking himself out
>There is a bit of monologue by his wife and sister
>He comes too and every doctor is a Muslim, even the nurses and they just stare
>Larry begins to scream as they ""take him to the ICU""
>Bom womp womp

>>84408499
Larry David's scenarios in CYE deal with the problems of successful adults with high IQs. If a fidget spinner were mentioned, it would be in the hands of a child, possibly a retarded child, who was annoying an adult but social rules would prohibit saying anything about it -- but Larry would.

Larry would not play with a fidget spinner. You don't even understand the show.

>Larry gets invited to snl anniversary special
>gets asked if he's going to the after party
>says no flat out
>everyone laughs
>he was serious

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Larry meets Karl, they talk about freaks, innit?

lary get sbinner

larr do thig

Larry uses voice-to-text to send a text. Says "digger", goes through as nigger.

Larry is going to a wedding in summer. Needs a new suit, gets convinced to wear light colored suit and pants. It's really hot the day of the outdoor wedding and there's a delay to the start. He gets sweaty sitting there and realizes he has sweat through the back of the pants leaving a wet mark. Because of this he refuses to stand when the bride walks down the aisle.

>>84410922
Prettay, prettay...

>>84410922
lel

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such a normie reddit-tier show.
>le quirky old jewish billionaire acts just like me!
Seinfeld was okay for its time, but this isn't Seinfeld.

>>84410602
Oh yeah, you're completely right about that. Must have subconsciously reused the idea.

To be fair, Larry's treating prejudice against balds so severely is one of my favorite things about the show.

>>84410602
You got to immediately get into somebody's ass when that happens to you!

>>84411020
>>le quirky old jewish billionaire acts just like me!
the whole idea is that he doesnt act like you at all, he defies every arbitrary and frustrating social norm to comedic effect

>>84411020
You don't even need to tell me what you like. This post convinces me that you have shit taste.

Ted Danson shames Larry into being auctioned off for a charity event. Ends up having to donate and assist a troop of Cub Scouts on a camping trip. Afterward he is overheard saying something about boys making him pitch a tent.

Larry gets a game console and gets obsessed with a FPS. One day he's playing and there's a kid using racial slurs and swearing like a sailor. Later during the game, in the background, he can make out Susie's shrill voice. The next time he sees her, he asks where she was that day/time. He goes to the house she says she was at and starts telling the parents what happened and that their son was saying these things. They protest, say it couldn't be true, it's impossible. Larry persists, insists to come in. Then something about the kid is revealed...dead and it's the wrong house/wasn't her voice etc. Too tired to work that part out.

>Larry picks up Dota2
>He's alright at it
>The cancerous community starts chewing him out
>He tries to fire back, but the cyka blyat is too strong
>he tries to throw the game
>Larry fucks up on the throws and ends up winning the game
>He meets his teammates irl
>they're all 14 year old kids
>Larry disgusted face.jpg
>Bom womp womp

larry play pokemon go and catch pusy

>>84410077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xra6KylsqEE

Larry supports Drumpf and all his jew friends REEEEEEE at him because of it.

>>84411844
good joke man, funny stuff like this is why I go on 4chan

>>84411844
>larry is at some sort of rich people event and meets trump
>they talk about banal stuff, nothing political
>trump tweets that larry is a good man and they had a great talk
>then everybody thinks larry is alt-right
>etc etc

>>84411769
based pusyposter

>>84411070
That seems like the sort of pun they would do, and even when it's obvious that he's referring to camping, people will still be hung up over the way he said it.

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>>84409338
Larry gets into a fight with an alt-right Trump supporter

>Larry goes to the movie theater and asks the 16 year old girl behind the counter for a ticket to Wonder Woman
>"I'm sorry sir, today and tomorrow's screenings are strictly women only."
>"Woman's only screening? This is America, you can't deny me a ticket just because I'm a man?"
>"I can and I am."
>looking past Larry: "I can help the next in line."
>Larry sees Leon walking out of the theater holding a bucket of popcorn and a Wonder Woman cup amongst a crowd of women.
>"LEON! LEON! Over here. What movie did you just see?"
>"Wonder Woman. The shit was tight Larry."
>"How'd you get in? The girl at the ticket counter told me that they're only allowing women in."
>"Check this out."
>Leon pulls a wig out of his back pocket and puts it on
>"You put this shit on, say you think you're a woman, and they have to let you in. You wanna borrow it?"
>"Ah, I can't do that."
>"You want to get shit done Larry, you gotta make your own path."
>"People have fought decades for that right, it's in bad taste. I wouldn't feel right."
>"I'll tell you what's not in bad taste, Gal Gadot's sweet ass. I'm about to go home and take care of business."
>"Why, why you telling me that? I don't need to know about your masterbation habits. Just go, get out of here."
>Leon starts to walk away
>"MAKE YOUR OWN PATH LARRY!"

>fast forward to later that night
>After hearing Susie talk about how good Wonder Woman was and how she was glad men like Larry weren't being allowed in, Larry decides to borrow Leon's wig just so he can tell Suzy he saw Wonder Woman
>the same ticket girl notices Larry in a wig trying to buy a ticket, they get into an argument, and Larry is asked to leave.
>As Larry is walking to his car, he makes eye contact with a network executive who, earlier in the episode he had to convince that he wasn't a cross dresser after a mishap, and his wife exiting a restaurant.
>They uncomfortably get into their car as a wig wearing Larry tries to tell them the Wonder Woman story
>cue music

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>>84411020
such a normie reddit-tier show.
>le quirky old jewish billionaire acts just like me!
Seinfeld was okay for its time, but this isn't Seinfeld.

>Larry buys a Tesla.
> Sudden emergency comes up when he's on half charge, and soon he's dangerously close to bricking the car
> stops at a charge station.
>The guy in front of him someone he pissed off earlier in the episode.
> Sees Larry and starts taking his time, hogging the charge.

>>84412048
That's a good one

I predict a three episode arc dealing with the ins and outs of Uber

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>>84412193
> replying to yourself
well done man

>>84412007
>That seems like the sort of pun they would do
well the first episode is literally titled "the pants tent"

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best girl

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>>84409338
>>84409841
>>84410072
>>84410077
>>84410423
>>84410834
>>84411020
>>84411480
>>84411704
>>84411769
>>84411929
>>84412044
>>84412048

>>84412511
lllllllarry. i know you llllarry

>Leon finds Sammy in amateur porn
>Larry finds out
>can't tell anyone without looking like he watches that

>>84408499
>>84409324
>>84410922
>>84411070
I can see these happening
>>84412511
one of the hottest chicks on the show. jewish chicks are so damn hot holy shit

>>84413472
can't wait to see how hot Sammy's got

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>>84413680
Prettay, prettay...

>>84414098
>>84414132

is that really her...

>>84415938
no anon

she's still the 10 y.o you remember