this movie is a form of art, discuss
visuals and aesthetic were on point but not much else. Story is a frankenstein of GitS storylines and ScarJo phoned it in harder than she does as Black Widow. Batou was good.
watched it just tonight, gonna go and tackle the anime after this.
>>84937378
funny thing is that the only thing on point was actually Batou, which was the first thing everyone complained as soon as there was a picture released of the guy playing it.
The story is shit, takes random elements of the original movie and even the series and just pumps out a turd. The whole "consent" bullshit is laughable, the Major being a stupid cunt who doesn't know shit about anything was painful to watch, the lack of 2501 or some ressemblance of actual plot like the Invididual Eleven (which makes sense today because it's about inmigrants and terrorists) pretty much unforgivable.
>>84937612
watch the original movie and the Stand Alone Complex series, ignore everything else.
>it's an Andrew Garfield plays a devoutly religious christian who travels to japan
Name 3 movies where this happens
>>84937128
Silence
Silence 2: Silence Harder
Silence 3: Gaijin Strikes Back
>>84937175
>Silence 3: Gaijin Strikes Back
Is that the Japanese title for Hacksaw Ridge?
Why didn't Warcraft receive any visual effects nominations or awards? Shit looked realer than real life.
Because liberal Hollywood elites are anti-gamer #GamerGate
when the orcs salute lothar i almost came
because Hollywood awards are just Kool Kids Klubs.
What was his fucking problem?
>>84936998
>What was his fucking problem?
why are you a lazy shitposting clown?
>>84936998
Loyalist.
>>84936998
He was all of Mel Gibson's hatred for the Eternal Anglo manifested in a single character.
1. Sound effects (when the audience did it)
2. The film noir ones
3. Irish drinking song
4. Scenes from a hat
5. Questions only
6. The one where they only had two lines to use
7. Colin in front of the green screen
8. Hats
9001. Greatest hits
.
We all agree right?
someone post in my thread pls :(
How can Colin in front of a green screen be that low?
protip on power rankings op you have to sneak some b8 in there so people respond to it
Today I watched this show and genuinely did go "what the fuck" through half of episode 2. Why is everyone pretending this was a good show? Am I the only one who hated it?
>Starts ok-ish even though it doesn't follow the lore (or does it?)
From the first few minutes is implied that Dracula is immortal because of science (although in the games he is immortal because he did a deal with the devil) and most of the early scenes are dedicated to some fedora tipping and muh evil church, which to some extent is ok. But later on it Dracula goes on how he summons an army from hell to get his revenge on mankind and they throw the science thing over the window in favor of heaven/hell/magic dynamic.
>the animation is kinda okayish for a western production on a budget
>until the scene where trevor belmont first appears in the bar
>at that point, I kid you not, I thought I was watching some boondocks shit
>trevor loses against some plebs supposidely because he was drunk
>they start using retarded jokes all the time
>the animation and the jokes become more and more avatar tier (the legend of whorra one, which is even worse.)
>they cannot decide if this is supposed to be a serious or funny show (wow so gore xd/12yr old jokes)
>all the fucking story tropes ever (evil religious guys, "good guys" who are shunned by the plebs, edgy protagonist who doesn't care anymore but in the end fight for honor or some bullshit like that, etc)
>after "recovering his dignity" he now helps the plebs in a city who are being slaughtered by thousands of bat things
>they kill 5 and act as if it was a great deed
>literal plot hole makes trevor and sypha get into alucard's chamber
>alucard now is a scrawny twilight faggot
How can anyone think that this was a great adaptation? Even for someone like me who is a great fan of SotN that was horrible. Even being 4 episodes I almost gave up on the third one. How this got so many overwhelmingly positive reviews?
>inb4 nice blogpost
nice blogpost
>>84937092
>>84937118
Are you triggered my fellow weebs?
>>84936859
>alucard now is a scrawny twilight faggot
He was always a twink
Times actors broke character.
You can tell he reverts back to Christian Bale and isn't really into doing this scene
nah mate you can clearly see he's holding himself back there, he just kind of closes his teeth on her toes. if our guy was being himself he would've gone to town on them feet. I'm talking about sole smothering, toe sucking, licking, biting, sniffing, deep throating, I can't even name all the things he would do to her feet.
>>84936807
This is Song to Song, isn't it? I can't believe how awful this looks, coming from a guy whose aesthetics were always revered. It's not even a film, is it?
Reminder that the report button actually works. Report a non-/tv/ thread, and watch it get removed in minutes. Do your part, keep /tv/ /tv/
On-topic note, god tier kino thread
>>84936789
I want to believe that the significant lack of threads about one of two specific topics recently was in part my doing.
>>84936789
>Report a non-/tv/ thread
>creates a non /tv/ thread
great logic here retard
>>84937223
>Not reading the full OP
Y'all are faggots
Is it kino?
Its shit
Dadrock is not kino
>>84937071
>we will never see the sequels
GEE THANKS CATHOLIC CHURCH YOU SURE LIKE FREEDOM
NOT LIKE IN THE MOVIE
>>84936671
Dude it was fucking horrible. I read the books and it was like they didn't even read it. Literally made no sense half the time and the rest they just mixed up everything
We're getting a BBC series
The little girl has giant bewbs now
Bella Thorne... please don't let the rumors be true. I don't want a tranny Batgirl.
too late
>>84936546
Don't worry any rumor that has Bella Throne being cast in a premiere type of acting role is obviously fake. There is no way Bella Thorne would be in any big time Hollywood blockbuster film
>>84936546
Wait, jokes/memes aside.
Is Bella Thorne a tranny?
Is Peter a good father?
Do you have kids OP?
>>84936464
he never touched those kids
Sure
What are some literal fast-paced movies like Mad Max Fury Road? Anything where the characters are constantly moving or being chased or driving?
>>84936169
Speed
shoot em up
>>84936169
If you feel like watching some Sottish Mad Max-esque stuff. I liked it.
LOL dying for this shitty show
http://comicbook.com/thewalkingdead/2017/07/14/the-walking-dead-stuntman-jon-bernecker-dead-
>>84936129
Don't forget multiple people either died or were degloved, mutilated, lost limbs, etc. for the last Resident Evil movie.
Didn't the narrator just die too?
How did they do it? How did they make a movie where the protagonist is more autistic than Ryan Gosling in Drive? I'm honestly fucking baffled by this.
is this movie ok to go to the movie theaters alone to watch?
>>84936026
As long as you bring your eagle
>>84936003
I unironically enjoyed this movie.