>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
>>85216503
>Showing the Cthulu
You fucked up.
>>85216503
why do people that never read the call of cthulhu insisits on talking non sense about it all the time
You've posted this shitty concept ten times already. Go read his works instead, friendo.
>frogs are cowards : the movie
>>85216021
stereotypes come about for a reason friendo
the lack of diversity was really distracting. There HAD to have been at least a few females and black people in the military.
>>85216021
>implying the french guy wasn't the only really heroic soldier in the film
>implying the French weren't the only reason the Brits could escape at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArpRKXml5Iw
Seriously, on behalf of all women, stop talking to us. We are not interested in your disgusting uncut penis. Please stick to a life of celibacy. Thank you.
yuropoors on suicide watch
this is how american women actually think btw
mfw in america it's not only legal but also normal to mutilate kids' private parts
Not that shocking to me anymore but when I first learned it was a shocker
as a kind I had a problem with too tight foreskin but my parents and doctors did everything they could to avoid surgery and leave it in tact (and it worked out fine, no problems now)
>>85215969
only in america. virtually everyone outside of america is uncut
>More emotional
>deeper
>"more interesting for adults now, maybe not for kids"
>Destruction porn
>main villain is on move with the embodiment of death
>most, if not all, of the heroes are likely to be killed due to the source material and comments from actors
There is no way this movie ends on a positive note. Is Disney making a risk with their family and children auidence?
>an actor saying nice things about a movie he's in
Woah watch out!
Please go to /co/ or tumblr
>>85215729
>please go to /co or Tumblr instead of /tv to talk about films
Summer needs to end
What is the best time loop story?
>>85215576
I'm very partial to Primer.
La Jetée
>>85215576
Groundhog Day
Did they die happy?
>>85215349
They died with their fingers up each other's buttholes.
Which seasons do I download? I want something to binge watch and a few random episodes I've watched were pretty comfy
worst ending of any tv show in the history of television
There is literally nothing in the Bond canon that says 007 can't be black.
I wouldn't mind Elba playing Bond and I'm not joking
>He goes undercover all over the parts of the world that arent filled with shitskins
Welp, back to the drawing board nigger
What about all of the previous movies in which he was white?
That seems to preclude it to me.
Why does /tv/ hate it?
It is just one autist who likes to spam pasta
>>85214641
But the hate has been there for years.
>>85214619
Because they're idiots.
Didn't watch ether growing up.
>which aged the best?
>which one should I watch first?
I unironically watched Veronica Mars not long ago and I enjoyed it, the movie too. I watched Buffy while growing up and wasn't that into it. And tbqh I think Veronica is more attractive.
veronica mars was pretty good
>>85214073
Dead like me.
Has there ever been a movie about an STD apocalypse?
It seems like it would be an interesting premise, to see how society would cope with not being able to randomly fuck anymore
Leftists are determined to destroy the nuclear family and traditional relationships. They wouldn't make anything discouraging casual sex.
>>85213988
ROASTIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>85213988
It Follows
DIAMOND GLITTER AGE EDITION
previous turd: >>85209495
Doctor Whore
Will Jodie have a Heaven Sent lads?
>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -
>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?
If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.
/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.
There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).
>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)
Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, Whittaker 13th Doctor) and one of these authentic titles:
http://www.saberpunk.net/DoctorWho/DoctorWhoSerialGenerator.php
https://glyphobet.net/drwho
We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)
BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.
WE need more entries for classic as well as NuWho Doctors. Entries for Thirteen are accepted as well.
Where were you when Hoffman was confirmed to be the victim on the right?
It blows my mind that there are actually people who care about the Saw "mythology".
>>85213411
omg that movie not again
*snore*
OH SHIT!
Theres now a Xenomorph in your living room and all your windows and home entrances are locked UNFORTUNATELY, YOU'VE ALSO LOST ALL YOUR KEYS!
What do YOU do?
>>85213368
Get dubs.
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
360
They fucking did it. Marvel pulled it off. They managed to make a 2017 film look worse than a 2004 one. How the fuck is that even possible?
>>85213200
Hiring TV directors like Joss Whedon and The Russos instead of film makers.
>>85213234
>implying Jon Watts is a TV director
>>85213200
>posts footage from a completely different movie
This board is manned by retards for retards.
>>85213296
Jon Who? Surely you mean Kevin Feige slave with a camera #78543, right?
>it's never going to get more than 300m WW
>It's going to kill off the DCEU
>There are empty theaters everywhere
>WB will sell DC to Disney after this
>Transformers, GoTG2, Homecoming, Pirates and Mummy will devour it alive
>Homecoming and GoTG2 will both break a billion while WW won't even reach half of that
What now mouseshills?
>>85212752
A thread died for this shitpost.
I love going back reading this shit.
Passing GotG2 this Saturday after the WB/DC panel at Comic Con.
>Justice League trailer
>Aquaman footage
>Wondy is crowned Queen of the Summer
Get ready for Saturday, bros!