>mfw a guy with an uncut penis tries to flirt with me

yuropoors on suicide watch

this is how american women actually think btw

mfw in america it's not only legal but also normal to mutilate kids' private parts

Not that shocking to me anymore but when I first learned it was a shocker

as a kind I had a problem with too tight foreskin but my parents and doctors did everything they could to avoid surgery and leave it in tact (and it worked out fine, no problems now)

>>85215969
only in america. virtually everyone outside of america is uncut

>land of the free
>y-y-yes mr shekelstein of course you can do surgery on my newborn and sell what you take for profit

>>85215969
do americans not know that the foreskin only covers your dick when its soft? it retracts on its own

yes, mutilating your body to feed the jewish foresking eating volcano demon is a good thing

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>tfw your dick is fully intact
Americlaps will never know this feel

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>>85216101
Proof that circumcision is a sign of patriotism. You are not an American if your penis is uncut. We should build a wall just to keep those dicks out permanently, for the sake of our women.

Did anyone even see this movie?
Why is a Christmas sequel coming out November 1st?

>>85215969

is that Nia Jax

Is this what passes for comedy these days?

The Doctor my wife and I met asked if I wanted our baby circumcised if they are a boy - I said "No"

She said "The trend today is to not circumcise the baby, its purely cosmetic."

>>85216101
Did you know that the british royals are all circumcised?

Cutfags WON the penis wars.

>muh 15% extra feeling.

Heh what a nice perk now if only you could have sex.

>>85216267
The doctor or your wife?

>>85216156
> pencil peen detected

I have a girthy cock so my flapper Doesn't retract fully.

>>85215969
the absolute state of american women

>>85216301
The doctor. The stats are in and Americans are more and more likely to keep foreskin intact.

>>85216312
You have phimosis

>>85215969
>american television

>>85216101
The entire muslim world practices circumcision, m8.
Circumcision is on the rise in europe not because of America's influence but because there's more muslim on the continent than before.
It was mostly a non-issue before because almost no one did it but more and more european countries have to take a stance for or against it because their muslim population is on the rise and it has to be adressed quickly. For example, Danemark outlawed circumcision.

>>85216312
Kek mate your dick is fucked. Go see a doctor.

>>85216156
this

imagine feminist's outrage if it was allowed to cut off little girls' clitorises or something like they do in Africa

yet females except their partners to have mutilated dicks

feels good to live in 1st world country

>>85215969
kill/fuck & marry/kill

>>85216101
except for the entire muslim world

that clip was hilarious, anyone who says women aren't funny are insane

>>85216452
>70 IQ sandniggers do it too!
Great point.

I don't care what these sluts think I want my foreskin back. I was fucking robbed of my sexual pleasure.

>>85216101
>haha us cultured have smelly dicks that women find bizarre-looking.
Cool story, bro, but your hatred of everything American is not stop your current demographics trend.

this thread is hilarious

>>85216468
That wasn't meant to support circumcision.

>>85216478
60% white and falling fast. Enjoy Amexico.

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who here pure 100% non mutilated human

anyone who believes this malarkey is an incel virgin

>>85216388
>>85216356
> I've never seen Manuel Ferrara

Pencil dicks pls

>>85216288
And we know there all kikes

>>85215969
>be american
>be ultra christians
>"God made man in his image"
>oops i made a mistake, better cut your dick

>>85215969
oy vey, I wonder who's behind funding this movie

>>85216523
As a frenchman I've never understood what's so bad about mexicans. Americans should try massive north african immigration just to see how lucky they are to have catholic mexicans immigration.

>>85216220
>mutilated your cock for jews
>posts image of the biggest shabbos goy on the planet

>it's a divide and conquer episode

>>85216557
Are you calling women virgins? Why would a circumcised guy virgin or not have any idea how an uncircumcised cock works?

I'm pretty sure circumcision is not even legal in my country

>>85216621
And what are you doing to stop the African invasion?

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>>85216523
>deportations up 60%
>border crossings down 75%
>in just one year
>meanwhile cultured Brits arguing over penis foreskin while being openly-replaced by a caliphate

>haha dude, 60%
>meanwhile it's actually 70%
>have to take 10% off to help yourself at night
>wake up Muslim call if prayer
>complain on /tv/ about how girls don't like your smelly foreskin and prefer circumcised brown cock

>>85216650
and porn isn't legal in korea yet they still do it

>>85216635
OP is not a woman. OP is a mutilated spongedick trying to feel better about his ruined cock.

IRL no one cares about circumcision in the bedroom.

>>85216677
actually it's closer to 50% and you could deport 10 million mexicans, you still won't stop the demographic changes in America

>>85216587
his foreskin retracts when you pull it back though
you have phimosis bro
not a big deal, it's pretty common, just see a urologist

>>85216677
Yuropoors btfo!

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>>85215969
>it's like a giant man-clit
>it is the pleasure-center of the whole body
>CUT IT OFF!
Really makes you think.

I have a foreskin and I am happy with it. My dick has actual feeling and sex is pleasurable. AAAA+++++++ would recommend

>>85216677
>the burger feels proud as he shitposts on an anime image board while his lands are taken over by Mexicans and his women gargle nigger semen nightly

I hope the Islamic hordes get into office and convince all your women to circumcise your future European generations. Call it justice.

>>85216720
>this same Brit who posts on /pol/ all day using faulty liberal assumptions instead of actual numbers
>still never addressed the fact that Mexicans are Christians and hard workers while thier new Muslim over lords don't work jobs or assimilate and just collect tax dollars
>daughter gets raped... police cover it up, arrest you for questioning multiculticide.

>>85216780
I'd rather have Catho Mexicans than ISIS Pakis
and lol at the bbc meme

Uncut looks weird, sorry.
And unfortunately it's subjective so as long as you're happy with it, that's what matters, but many women find it unattractive.

>>85216658
Nothing since i'm living in bumfuck nowhere and I don't even see white people on a daily basis because there's fucking no one living close by.

The nearest african community around is an hour drive away from my place. France could become an islamic republic I wouldn't even notice since arabs and niggers only care about cities anyway.

In a few generations, nearly all European men will be circumcised.

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I don't get it, the vagina is as filthy as it can get, it's actually worse than the asshole. When we pee, it doesn't get in contact with the outside of the penis, but women... it's a mess every time. Vaginas get stinky 1000x easier than penises, you have to literally not take a bath for 2 weeks in order build enough smegma to make your penis smells as bad as a vagina at the end of a day.

But yeah, the penis is unhygienic and gross reprodutive organ...

>>85216836
>i'd rather be bred out of my home by these people
The absolute state of you

>>85216780
Only in California. I live in the Midwest and have only seen a few spics in my life and they were all assimilated (i.e. American accents and culture). Illegals are getting deported at astounding rates and new tax plans will encourage more white children.

Meanwhile you're country is LITERALLY doing nothing at all to address thier problems except arresting white men for cooking bacon too close to a mosque.

>>85216862
cause they'll be arabs haha!

>>85216966
This guy gets it.

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read what a real woman and not a roleplayer actually thinks

>>85216964
>your country
And what country is that burger?

>>85216853
Most women cant tell the difference unless its phimosis

Why do Americans love adopting Middle Eastern customs?

Are they crypto-Muslims?

Wouldn't mutilate my intact dick for some American womanhole.

t. yuropoor

>>85216966
Kek. can't wait to be honest.

>>85217004
I assumed I was talking to a Brit because of the foreskin obsession.

>>85217002
>real women.
Posts a made up story by some uncut guy.

>>85217017
I unironically have phimosis and women haven't cared in the past
Took some explaining but that was it.

>>85215969
Lol, nobody wants a picky american roastie

>>85216868
Gay. Or find clean women and not the dumpster trash you've evidently had a night with.

>being sexually mutilated as an infant as part of a semitic ritual designed to inhibit masturbation AND DEFENDING IT YEARS LATER

is this the definition of stockholm syndrome?

>>85216002
good thing us yuropoors live in yuropo instead of america lmao

enjoy your free healthcare oh wait haha

>>85217002
cuck posting + circumcision meming

>>85217061
Incorrect though it is telling your reaction to being replaced is to assume everyone you are talking to is a member of another spineless country that is rolling over and dying.

do you realize it takes time to accumulate smegma, and that almost the entirety of bad smell is from unwashed semen and pre seminal fluid.
oh righ, you dont. keep hurting your girl's inner vagina, she can act it all up.

>all these uncut beta males getting btfo by cut alpha men
lmao.

Go ahead and post one video that shows off how much women hate cut dicks. You cant.

how can people not argue there is not blatant jewish propganda in these films.

fucking hell

>americans think anyone outside of the US is insecure about their normal penis

>>85216388
Don't be a retard

>>85215969
the point is, guys can still get circumcision, so it's not an issue

what really makes white bois mad, is when their women talk about black men and their BBCs. That, they cannot fix. Because we don't live in the world were Get Out is real, you cannot just become a black man. They will always be a pathetic white boi. Hilarious

>>85217282
>caring what women think

you worthless nu-male

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>>85217118
you can just leave roastie

>>85215969
Why do jews continue to push the circumcision meme in 2017?

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>>85217324
but you are white anon.

>>85217395
it makes billions, and they want more

I don't care about the umpteenth cut/uncut conversation, but I just want everyone to know I find Kathryn Hahn really attractive.

you're all autistic as fuck

>>85215969
There was one good line in this movie where the one mom is talking about how her she never goes to her sons baseball games because the last one she went to "lasted 6 hours and the final score was one to two"

That made me laugh out loud.

>>85215969

In the good ol' merry land of England, we only get cut if there's a medical need for it.

Most, including myself (except my mate had his off because he tore his banjo string having sex once and it started to hang down like a wizards sleeve) are not circumcised and I've never met a girl who comments on circumcision full stop desu.

Imagine how feminists would react if this were men making fun of certain types of vaginas

>>85217395
selling foreskins is big money

>yanks
Out of curiosity, how many of you with jew willies are actually happy with them? I mean, beyond the natural instinct to defend yourself by claiming they're amazing and rationalising it to yourself. I just don't understand how anyone could support genital mutilation of any kind.

>>85217118
Wrong, all the girls I've eaten have impeccable hygiene, but its evidently they have to work a lot to maintain it. Like my ex-gf for example, she washes her vagina with those intimate liquid soaps EVERYTIME she goes to the bathroom, and it's not a obsession, it's a requirement.

If a guy is chatting with a girl and says: "I will take a piss on that tree, brb", and tells her after come back: "Now you can suck my cock", it would be perfectly fine have she give it a little shake afterward, you now, just to squeeze that last drop out. But who would want to eat a pussy right after a girl take a piss? You would be literally drinking piss. yuck

>>85217508
HAHAHA inevitable biopic when?

>>85217484
>I've never met a girl who comments on circumcision
Thats cos theyre all laughing about unnatural uncut dicks behind your back in the bathroom with all their female friends.

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>>85215969
>jew neuroticism in cinema
no thanks my american friend

>>85216587
That's phimosis lad. Give your willy skin a good stretch in the shower for a few months and you'll be right as rain.

>>85217282
>>85217326
Kek they really can't.

>>85217579

Nah, it's just not a thing over here senpai.

>uncut and living in the most jewish country
you guys don't know pain

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"The Sages, may their memory be blessed, have explicitly stated: It is hard for a woman with whom an uncircumcised man has had sexual intercourse to separate from him. In my opinion this is the strongest of the reasons for circumcision."

— Jewish Philosopher Maimondes, The Guide of the Perplexed

what did he mean by this?

>>85217508
How do you have premature ejaculation with a numb dick.

>>85217692
cutcuks are beta afraid of foreign cocks, you can surely stablish a connection between cuckhold fetishism and circumsicion.

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>>85217579
>unnatural
>uncut
I know this is bait but that genuinly made me mad

>>85217692
perhaps semite penises inflate inside the vigina while doing intercourse, like dog penises, to secure that the girl won't run away

have you ever tried to separate a dog have intercourse? you can't

>>85217579
American girls are just soft. Just like American men desu.

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>>85215969
>>85216002
>boasting about being branded by the Jew

you guys are a fucking joke, not only that but even your damn taxes go to Israel

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I have never seen a dick irl, someone enlighten me: do you need to treat cut dicks differently than uncut? Asking for future wifely reference.

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>>85215969
I love these threads. Ant-eaters get so triggered that no self respecting women would ever touch their deep sea alien "genitals"

>muh mutilation
>muh sensitivity
>duh joos

Shut up cheese-dicks, it's over

If you were circumcised against your will (like most people that are cut), look into restoration. You can regain the function that was lost, which includes a massive increase in sensitivity. Don't let the heebs win.

>>85215969
>Insecure dicklets: The Thread

>>85218115
I know this is a troll, but you've got to be more sensitive with people that are uncut, you go yanking it about you could tear the banjostring which bleeds like a bitch and is just generally not a comfy scenario

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>>85215969
countries where most guys get snipped:
>murrica
>africa
>middle east
>israel

sure is a list i want to be a part of

>>85218307
I'm not trolling, I'm really curious. Thank you for the info, I hope I get to put it to good use one day.

>>85215969
I'm open minded to comedy but this movie made every guy look like complete fucking retards. I don't meant the typical "make some stupid decisions" dumb. I mean like drooling dopes who didn't seem to have the ability to wipe their own asses. Funny how they held down jobs and paid the mortgage though. Amazing.

>>85215969
I think it would be interesting to remake this scene with men talking about how some women have beef flaps. Lord knows the feminazis would explode.

This is a scene where three women make fun of genital mutilation.

>>85216002
>american women

probably the worst kind after brits

>>85216002
(((Who))) do you think wrote this dreck?

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>>85220974

>mfw my ex had beef flaps and i still ate that shit whenever i could

>>85215969
hahah, only jews cut their cock.

and this clip is completely wrong. the hood is invisible once erect

bunch of faggots up in this thread arguing about cocks
lmao