Look out, Kino coming through.
monty python was never funny and 70's british comedy was shit
late 80's to early 2000's was fantastic tho
>>87350438
>KINO++
Jaws
Sleuth
The Duellists
>KINO+
A Clockwork Orange
Blazing Saddles
Dawn Of The Dead
Duck, You Sucker
Jeremiah Johnson
My Name Is Nobody
Taxi Driver
>KINO
Alien
Assault On Precinct 13
High Plains Drifter
Logan's Run
Star Wars
The Outlaw Josey Wales
The Warriors
Does anyone know what watch Bruce Campbell wore in army of darkness and the bull dead movies? I'm guessing it's some cheap timex but I want one
>>87350395
Dunno the watch brand, but it only shows up in Army of Darkness.
Ask him on twitter, seriously.
When did you realize books are better than Hollywood movies?
When I read Stephen King's It, I was completely amazed how perfect it was as a horror story and as a drama compared to that awful mini series. Hopefully the upcoming movie will fix the mini series' sins but I doubt it.
Possibly the worst Hollywood movie I've ever seen story wise is the Force Awakens because SO MUCH is cut out. The original cut was 180 mins apparently and JJ sliced so much out that the only way to enjoy it is by reading the novel.
Another example of the book being better is Game of Thrones. Think the first few seasons are great? WAIT UNTIL YOU READ THE BOOK!
Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings is a good example of a book to film done well and I enjoyed Kubrick's The Shining due to how weird it is that it gives me creeps.
Anyway my point: most Hollywood movies are so terribly paced and edited that they do not do justice with what books manage to do. Suicide Squad's novel is another example of the novel being better )but then the original David Ayer cut I am sure is a masterpiece compared to the shitty music video edit that we got).
>>87350260
Kubrick's Shining > King's Book
Don't even try to argue I like both in their own regards but the film is a far superior work
>I don't want to mess with no dope smoking niggers!
At least Zemeckis nailed the dialogue of the time
>I watch foreign films that require subtitles
Oh I see you're a very important film critic and not just some hipster fedora tipping snob. That's why you'd need to see the movie in its original language, right? Right?
Foreign are comfy tho. I love how silent and peaceful they are
I'm russian and always watch movies undubbed, because in 99% of movies original voice acting is absolutely superior
Are there any shows like peep show (pre-series 5) that create absolute cringe and disgust that is almost believable?
>>87350035
You're the Worst
>>87350035
arguably Inbetweeners but it isn't as sharp
i know so many people who have rewatched peep show s1-4. it's just completely unique.
>Yo listen up here's a story
>About a little guy that lives in a cuck world
>And all day and all night and everything he sees
>Is just a cuck like him inside and outside
>Cuck his house with a cuck little window
>And a cuck corvette
>And everything is cucked for him and himself
>And everybody around
>'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
What did they mean by this?
Cuck Da Black Ed
Hide the body, eat the body
>I SURRENDER - JUST LIKE THE FRENCH DID
WTF raimi?
>>87349753
>That's a cute outfit, did your husband get it for you?
>He did, it was a gift for our anniversary.
>Really? Man, I wonder if Mary Jane remembered to get anything for our anniversary, I hope she didn't forget.
>Ah don't worry about it, my husband forgot all about our first anniversary and made up for it with a great night out a week later, I'm sure she found the time to buy something nice for you
>You think so? Thanks, man.
This was actually a very touching scene, this film really excels whenever Raimi is not at the helm.
>>87350060
>What's your name kid?
>The human holocaust
>Aww jeez kid, at least come up with something real
>Character goes to the convenience store
>"Yeah i'll have a pack of reds"
I GO HARD IN THE [BEEEP] [BEEEP] NIGGA
[BEEEEP] STANKIN' NIGGA WHAT THE [BEEP] YOU THANKIN' NIGGGA?
I
A gansta never...?
I GO HARD IN THE MUDAFUCKIN PAINT
Simpsons clip thread.
someone post the sneed clip from youtube
>>87361665
Sneed.
https://youtu.be/az4amgoeUOk
>Thanks to a new prank video by a Portugese-language hidden camera show, Pennywise is now getting his own chance to partake in the creepy clown epidemic, with help from his signature victim Georgie. Presented above, the video features an actor adorned in a commendably well-done reproduction of Skarsgard’s Pennywise make-up and costume, scaring the hell out of unsuspecting passers by. The lesson there: no one is safe from Pennywise.
THE GENERAL PUBLICS GUNNA FREAK
This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.
The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.
The movie itself seems to capture that 80s feeling we've seen in Stranger Things and other important work. Do your part and see it in theaters. Be a part of history.
>creepy clown epidemic
Wasn't that like a year ago?
>>87361598
>amerishoot puts on an orange wig
>kills everyone in the theater
THEY'RE GONNA FREAK!
WHERE WALLACE
>>87361557
he dead nigga
WMD right'chere right'chere
NOT NO FEDS
Who would win in a fight?
>>87361393
Batman, with prep time
whoever the writers want to win, grow up already.
>>87361393
Define fight?
Has Batman undefined amount of time to prepare himself? is just a suprise match for both of them?
Supposedly comic Captain America is slightly better than Batman (said but Bruce himself) and Movie Cap is way stronger than comic Cap while Movie Bat is weaker than comic Bat. So I vote for Steve.
What shows are you currently watching?
>>87361338
Star Trek TNG & Voyager, Veep and the Leftovers
LOST
>>87361338
this whole image is the embodiment of Reddit and i won't stand for it