Is anyone else sick of this video essay trend that's taken over YouTube? It was cool at first when Every Frame A Painting started, but now everywhere you go there are copycat channels. They all talk in the same really annoying self-important voice too with dramatic pauses between every word.
Channel Criswell > EFAP
No, Jason.
Most people go outside in the summer.
Gotta do something with that Graduate Film Degree
>When a mini-dwarf rich kid from Nashville like Harmony Korine flies first class and moves to New York City’s Soho in his ‘plush safe’ apartment, running around town quoting Godard with lines like, "Fuck the bourgeois", it’s insincere, it’s calculated, it’s unoriginal, and it’s the worst thing in the world, ‘trendy’. He already knows that he and his boring girlfriend Connecticut Chloe Sevigny are going to be on the cover of ‘The Face’. He knows he’ll get his run at The Angelica and be hip in Japan. But no one will ever make an important film because they saw ‘Gummo’ or ‘Donkey Boy’.
>The only impact Harmony Korine will have will be on the lives of the girls he slipped drugs to, got stoned and raped while they were passed out. An autobiographical scenario he chose to include in his average screenplay ‘Kids.' I’ll fuck your ass Cary Woods.
based vince
Our Guy.
>>86263294
based
can't stand korine
New episode tonight!
Who /hype/?
Link to the stream?
>>86314889
Is he still a pickle?
I quit watching the episode half way through
>>86314935
Nah.
He turned himself back at the end in the car.
me want tater
grooooooo
The weebs hyped it up so I watched it. It was a mistake, the movie was lame.
Was it autism?
Apologize.
Why, didn't hate it... didn't love it. It was just okay. I admit though when I seen it in theaters I was shocked by the animation.
>>86262898
plot sucks
animation was flat-out incredible for its time tho
celebrity voices are distracting as fuck for some reason and it wants to be aliens/starship troopers too much, but otherwise it's a pretty solid film
Will we ever get a good Ayn Rand movie? I fucking loved Atlas Shrugged and Objectivism is god-tier ideology, but the movie of Atlas Shrugged sucked.
>idealism
i try to read it a week ago but its super boring
Atlas shrugged is a masterpiece and should not be categorised anywhere near a series as dull as Harry Potter. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Every time I think I've watched all of the HBO kino I find something else. Why is all of the best TV on HBO?
>>86262873
Mad Men wasn't on HBO.
>>86262873
Is this show a western coupled with good drama or?
What am I in for?
>>86263980
It's period drama. Not a western.
rate the harry potter films
>>86314885
Kino/10
>>86314885
3>5>8>1>2>4>>>>>>>>>6>7
Something like that.
The only one I kinda like is the Tri Wizard Tournament.
Forgot the name.
Rest are trash.
Emma becomes peak attractive at a certain point so there's that.
Watching this right now, discuss this film /tv/
from what ive read and from the poster i assume its gonna be a more pretentious version of boyhood
nu-males can't even watch an entire film without stopping to post online
>>86262464
It's shit turn it off. Waste of time for everyone involved.
>>86262513
nice response loser did u buy that from hot topic lol
Holy shit, this is like Breaking Bad but even better due to all of the added fag shit. Amazing series. WHY IS THERE NO DISCUSSION OF THIS?
>the roadkill roof toss
>the dock electrocution
Classic BrBa vibes.
>>86262356
Because it has gay people in it so most normal people feel nauseous when they watch it.
What did /tv/ think of Rosemary's Baby?
/tv/ never saw it
Roman Polanski had some fucking issues. Great movie but when you hear about the rape case, makes everything so much creepier.
>>86262322
Repulsion is an even more grotesque/detailed look into his psyche
If I borrow a DVD off my friend and watch it, that's OK right?
So what's the difference if I borrow it off my friends on the piratebay?
>>86261985
There is no difference. Lars Ulrich is just mad he can't afford a bar next to the pool.
>>86262012
>next to
he already has five of those. His dream was a bar IN the pool.
How dare you take that from him?
>If I borrow a DVD off my friend and watch it, that's OK right?
It's not.
Do you enjoy the Robert Cop movies /tv/?
>>86261695
Yeah, the first one is kino, but I've never seen 2 or 3. I've heard they're bad, but are they so bad they're good/entertaining?
1 - literally perfect
2 - fun mess
3 - smarter and more satirical than 2 but somehow less entertaining
I'm more hyped for the next Big Fella movie
I'm pickle rickkkkkkkkkkk
9/11 was an inside job, who cares, I turned myself in to a pickle!!!!
could pickle rick be a good spinoff as a standalone show?
What about a Pedo Rick spinoff?
If you watch these shows your IQ is below 90
1. Game of Thrones
2. Big Brother
3. Walking Dead
4. Dr. Who
>>86261588
I watch all of those my IQ is 130 and I also got dubs you subhuman
>>86261603
You didn't get dubs
I got dubs (the best kind of dubs too)
this proves you are a retard
>>86261588
I never even watched seasons 1-6 of The Walking Dead.
The only reason I jumped straight into 7 was because of Negan.