Is anyone else sick of this video essay trend that's taken

Channel Criswell > EFAP

No, Jason.

Most people go outside in the summer.

Gotta do something with that Graduate Film Degree

>>86263422
>Every Frame a Painting
>Good

It's garbage, and the worst of offender of the shit you're describing. There are good "video essay" channels about film out there, and I'm glad. Obviously plebs and normies with EFAP's dick jammed up their asses aren't going to know or care about those, though.

>>86263422
Fucking this. And they always use little pretentious pauses to break apart sentences.

>>86263422
just dont go on youtube my guy

>>86263422
>OP no longer amazed by film deconstruction
>OP cant replicate business model
>only option left is to whine about it

>>86263422
No because I don't have to watch any of those videos.

>>86263422
The bubble will burst soon, just endure it for 10 more minutes.

>>86263692
>OP needs help to wipe his own ass

>>86263422
I'm sick of "video debates" where people try to abuse jewtube's monetization by posting 4 hour long debates where literally nothing happens.

>>86263919
>try to watch YouTube on mobile
>ten minute video
>ads every 30 seconds

I'll never make that mistake again.

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>>86263692
>>86263755
I think he's more annoyed by over-saturation, not film anal, sis.
Which is a healthy reaction, because it's just beaten by Let's Plays.

My favorite is the quickly rising trend: Super serious 60 - 120 minute reviews of video games, where the script was written with a thesaurus tab open and no concept of blending essay writing with natural speech, so you have little idea of the whiteboy college dropout is trying to say.

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>Holding EveryFrameAPainting as the standard
>Pretending it was the spreader or even worse the originator
>Thinking it is good/worth watching

At least he doesn't...pause...three times during the same sentence for the illusion of...insight and...emphasis

>>86263462
Is that why you stay inside and stalk me cloister

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>FILM REVIEW/ANALYSIS
>guy spends 10 minutes reading a summary of the plot
>no analysis anywhere
>"anyway, now that i've provided nothing useful for people who have seen and it spoiled the whole film for people who haven't, i recommend you guys check it out it's a great movie. like comment subscribe"

>>86265543
>This movie had good/bad cinematography.

>>86263438
this

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