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>>52695655
My older character is a 30 year old Christmas Cake

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PUELLA LIBRAM GREENTEXT: TECHNICALLY SESSION 1

Lots to cover this time, because there was out of session IC during the week to cover Sigmund joining and the party meeting up!

>Cashmere and Gloriana get off the ship with the dead captain
>Follow rumors to a very seedy tavern called the Inn Between
>The grizzly Sigmund is also coincidentally here, drinking and flirting
>Gloriana has absolutely zero subtlety after being told to keep a low profile
>Cashmere and Gloriana get hit on by a local noble, boasting about his family's improved mines and clearly wanting to get in their pants
>Meanwhile, a redhead waitress offers Sigmund a 'reward' if he breaks up a fight in the bar
>He's stuck in unarmed combat with two thugs, until it gets broken up by the huge half troll matron arriving
>The thugs were related to the noble, and they're all sent off. The noble asks Cashmere and Gloriana to follow but Cashmere gives him a cold rejection.
>Overhearing that Sigmund is a Nightwalker, they invite him back to their table, and Cashmere offers healing
>Gloriana says Cashmere's healing made her sick last time, Cashmere huffs and says that's normal because of the miasma and all magic healing has that disadvantage--
>Gloriana heals Sigmund, corruption-free. Cashmere is rekt.
>The waitress also notices and pulls Gloriana upstairs to beg her to heal the madness from her father, since Gloriana has the gift to cure corruption
>Gloriana turns on the charm and and comforts waitress with a pure hug
>Meanwhile, Cashmere and Sigmund are alone at the table. She awkwardly tries to probe into his background and character
>It develops into an tense verbal standoff of city girl vs country bumpkin, quips being traded like fire, and somewhere along the way Sigmund signs himself onto the party to prove his point
>Just at the peak of the tension, Gloriana arrives to interrupt and defuse the hostility!
>Sigmund probably won though
>The party agrees to visit the Martel Mines to heal the waitress' father...

>>52695691
>They make their way to the mines, Sigmund is uncomfortable because they dressed him up in smart clothes and combed his hair
>Gloriana cure the waitress' crazed father and donates 5 gold to them to have a good life
>But footsteps approach from outside - it's Lysander!
>He tells them of trolls in the mines, which spurs the party - especially Gloriana - into action
>Outside, they see a strange creature in the distance, howling to the moon and a cross between minotaur, displacer beast and manticore.
>They try and avoid conflict, heading to the mine, and are about to argue with the guard when they're shot down by crystal spikes from the beast 150ft away
>The group tries to engage, but next volley instantly downs Lysander and wounds Gloriana, so the party decides to bail for the mines as Sigmund covers them
>In the mine, they heal up and decide to go deeper, since come tomorrow the Martel guards will lock down the mine, this may be their only chance to investigate
>This happens
>>52693598
>The hawk's name is Worchestershire
>Eventually they find the trolls, though!
>Behind them is a shivering naked clown
>Cashmere is only saved from becoming mincemeat by two trolls rolling nat 3s
>Lysander punches a hole in one of them with lightning
>Cashmere pulls her dress up and rubs Sigmund's rifle on her thighhighs to enchant it with Bane
>With their powers combined, they shoot down the last troll and scare the third off
>They rush to Bonbon for post-LOGS healing

Spicy.

>>52695330
Indian train conductors. aeronauts, and drag car racers smashing their vehicles at cats

>>52695351

So... Kaladesh?

Arranged marriage and a severe overreaction

>>52695322
>Romeo/Juliet.
>Blackmailed into it
>Conspiracy that only she knew about, dopplegangers or something

Or you could just say it's what her character would do.

>>52695322
The royal family is evil, and she's decided to end the cycle by force.

First for the best army is the one you enjoy playing

i want to play nids, i also dont want to spam flyrants. is there a fun army i can play that wont be instantly tabled?

What do you think the Daemon Mortarion mini will look like?

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Reminder that the downtime UA's magic item crafting does not require you know any magic, only that you find the formula, have an appropriate tool or Arcana proficiency, and get the secret ingredient for a given item.

>>52694780
you're gay

>>52694780

is this a problem? Makes sense to me.

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>It's been about a year since my first cyoa (pic related).
Holy shit, time flies.

there are only so many times I can get to speak in old english without looking like a complete autist, anon.

let me fucking have this one thing.

>>52694569
Who hurt you?

>>52694569
That's actually how I do language. Local dialects are all dialects of English. That way it's easy to add variance to characters and the language, but still familiar and easy to do as the DM.

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Mummy cat for extra value

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Seems pretty bad even for limited.

>>52694612
It's a functional reprint of two other cards, both of which were pretty bad, yeah, so it didn't get any better magically. Also, how many of these lands do we need in standard? This makes two of them and no one plays either, guaranteed.

Ghostbusters.

The gang from Always Sunny.

>>52694574

Stun launchers?

I'm celebrating a new move to a place closer to work that gives me 2 extra hours a day to stuff around and game and almost having set up all of my miniatures and gaming stuff in an easily accessible manner.

>>52694373
>being passive aggressive
>not just talking to the person like a mature adult

I don't understand idiots like OP.

>>52694490
i dont understand faggots like you. i did talk to him, he told me i should just let him play his character. hes a fucking dickwad, and so are you, suck a dick

>>52694112
Random magical objects thread? Random magical objects thread.

A 2 inch pocket knife that can cut through anything......made of wood.

A beer bottle that never empties, but contains only Milwaukee's Best Ice

A bottlecap with a nick in the edge. When flipped this nick always points towards the most valuable object within 5 miles. It will continue to point towards the object it first pointed towards when flipped until it gets further than 5 miles away or a day has passed, allowing continued flips to "home in".

A pen that allows the user to perfectly sketch an imagine in their head (THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING SO FUCKING BADLY I HATE MY BAD ART)

>>52694254
>A 2 inch pocket knife that can cut through anything......made of wood.
A carpenter's best friend

>>52694112
Why not more of the ones in the show?
>The Comb, which slows time for the user when drawn through hair by speeding the user up. Tends to cause motion sickness. Does not work if the user has no hair to comb.
>The Radio, which makes you an inch taller when you tune it to just the right frequency.
>The Umbrella, which makes someone think they know you.
>The Quarter, which brings memories to life when swallowed. The living memories disappear once the Quarter has passed through.

I hate all RPG systems. I once wrote a list for my previous group detailing why every system is trash, and so we must satisfy ourselves with using the slightly less trashy ones.

>>52693782
So, real talk for a moment, maybe even meta-commentary. Why is it that people such as >>52693849 feel the need to come into a thread and immediately attempt to ruin it? OP wanted us to discuss good stories, times we had great games that reminded us why we still enjoy this hobby, and this anon decided the best thing he could add was an anecdote about why this is bad and everything is terrible forever.

What is it that makes people behave like this? I honestly don't understand the impulse. It's larger than this one example, you can see it everywhere online, but this is as good a place as any to ask the question.

Does any kind anon have an inkling as to why this phenomenon takes place?

>>52694226
Mostly laziness, honestly. I've had many good stories in many different (terrible) systems. It doesn't change my opinion that all systems have flaws, though, and typing out a great story from one of those campaigns would have taken quite a long time.

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First for Fyreslayers! Bring on the Ur-Gold!

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First for fimir!

>>52693609
More like

>I already won all my games against Overlords edition

>>52693456
Does crossdressing count?

>>52693456
Does having a fancy hard count?

>>52693456
I play online so they could be for all I know. I know that I'm not wearing pants or often a shirt when I DM.

Fuck you, I'm drunk anyway and wanna be comfy. When you pay my mortgage and internet bill you can force those dick straitjackets on me.

>>52693330
Rock Wars

Other Male am eyeing our women, kill Other Male

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>>52693330

>>52693330
>this year
>looking at tappy porn box

Krump urself