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>>52659595
Ferrus is just better. You killed him. You fucking faggot bastard. You killed him because an inanimate object told you to. He drowned an alien god in a volcano and it fused to his arms, and he never let that fuck him up. You suck ass Fulgrim. I hate you. I hate you more than Horus and Lorgar.

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Started to base these guys and basecoat the remaining ten.

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Finished another Carcharodon. Very slowly trying Polynesian tatoos, but I feel like I need more wave and teeth patterns. I'll get the hang of it.

>>52654230
What IS milk consistency?

>>52653944
Sorry OP, but this was already documented in the Dragon Magazine, the Party went back to the king and told them what they'd found and the king dismissed them, and the recovered equipment was picked at and analyzed by sages, AKA idiots who don't know fuck all about dick because Magic holds back progress and whatnot, and the items were sort of redistributed.

At best, Murlynd Picks up and confiscates a few items in private, Illithid had a world spanning empire, and many of them are cut off from one another in most cases, and then there's things like how the bloody fuck it makes it to an Illithid community does it know about The first Illithid deities death at the hands of Tennebrous, what Age the Illithid is, and somesuch.

4e showed us Illithid traded with fucking Greys of all things when they found a cloning facility and decided the most brilliant use of their manpower would be to pull off an invasion of the body snatchers scenario instead of work on reverse engineering the items therein.

Spelljammers are few if any anymore, because reasons.

>>52654142
>llithid deities death at the hands of Tennebrous
>deeeep lore

>>52654142
I think I read the same dragon magazine article. I was trying to do a different take on the events, and im totally fine if it contradicts that article. I thino the article does a good job of explaining how the king would react to news about the ship, but not as well about how third parties would react.

For example, how the russet mold was prevented from spreading has never really been addressed.


Also, one thing I think a lot of d&d official plots ignore is divination. For example, the gith are actively searching for mindflayers, and are led by a powerful caster. A mindflayer from a previously unknown parallel universe woth advanced technology showing up is probably worth investigating, and could be found through spells like contact other plane.

>>52653533
I always figured this is because low-level monsters are wandering little snots that shouldn't give you much exp in order to encourage you to avoid them or diplomance, while the higher-level ones like vampires are boss monsters that you might be there specifically to lay low.

>>52653696
>What's the worst module you've ever played?

Tomb of Horrors.

What was that one module that everyone made fun of because it had stupid lines like

>There are 2d4 bandits. They do not have any treasure. They possess no magic items. They are not wearing armor.

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>out at a club
>this guy walks up and exiles your girlfriend's ass

what do you do?

>>52653421
>playing?
U/W Thopter Whir
>hating
Eggs, it's not even a bad match up people just play it so fucking slow >brewing
Sky Hussar ninjas
>sideboard card
Commandeer, stealing a karn or cathartic reunion makes me nut.

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>>52653519

>teleports behind u

nice try.. kid

>>52642926
fpbp
/thread

I'm keeping an eye on this thread, I anticipate hilarity.

>>52635645
Barbarians of Lemuria
World of Dungeons
Any OSR game

>>52635645

I have never played D&D

>>52635645
Shitposting on /tg/.

>>52582211
>Naomi knelt down by Mantis-san
>I put my hands on his shoulders, just in case he thrashed about when he came to.
>Toshiro and Kitsuki-san went around the corner, out of sight.
>Naomi worked her magic, healing Mantis-san's wounds.
>He did indeed begin to thrash
>I put my down right in front of his so I was the only thing he could see
>Oi, Oi! Relax!
>ishigaki-san?
>I pulled back a bit.
>He glanced down
>Naomi-sama?
>I am almost done.
>Monkey poked his head into Mantis-san's feild of view
>I'm here too!
>Wonderful.
>Naomi finished healing Mantis-san's wounds, and sagged wearily against me.
>How much more do you even have, Naomi?
>She replied softly.
>one. To get us past the rocks.
>Mantis-san's looked back and forth between the three of us.
>What's been going on?
>You know this place really is cursed?
>Yeah, Toshi
>It's the curse of the Ningyo
>What?
>I cut him off before he could give us his version of events.
>Toshiro and Kitsuki-san were just around the corner waiting for us to reason Mantis-san into a state where they could rejoin us without it starting a massive brawl.
>But if Mantis-san told us his version, which would undoubtedly lay all the blame on them, they would probably come out and start arguing.
>It was going to be quite the challenge for me to keep all these lunatics in check.
>Monkey showed Mantis-san the carvings as Naomi recounted the story.
>Holy shit.
>Yeah, so we're all on edge things can get ugly pretty quickly.
>Monkey piped up.
>Ishigaki and I fought too, like you guys.
>Mantis-san picked his jaw up off the floor.
>Really?
>Yeah. We're gonna finish it, but first we need to get off this damned island.
>Yeah, yeah you're right. I don't want to end up a feral madman wandering this place till i die.
>So we are in agreement then? All greivances are tabled until we're away from this damn mist?
>Mantis-san took deep breath, composed himself and nodded.
>Toshiro and Kitsuki-san took their cue to rejoin us.

>>52587804
>Mantis-san looked at me sharply.
>After.
>I said.
>After
>He agreed.
>Kitsuki-san rubbed at his side
>We do have much to discuss. But, yes. After.
>So our plan was to get off this cursed Island, make it to the Isles of Spice and SIlk, and then kill each other.
>Which was still better then killing each other now and going mad alone on this damned rock.
>Kitsuki-san spoke up again
>I would like to know just how Kenzan manages to protect himself and his crew from this curse
>Mantis-san shook his head.
>pirates don't live very long. Just like bandits, the get killed in fights all the time. Combine that with the dangers of being a sailor and I doubt any of them live long enough to feel it's full effects.
>Toshiro nodded.
>We're proof enough that a common goal can give focus. If we can work together I imagine a pack of water bandits can as well.
>What about Kenzan himself?
>I said it before, but I'll graciously repeat myself for the sake of Mantis-san, since he was resting.
>It's just a guess, but I think the Ningyo that came to this island tried to seal up thier curse into the trident. It didn't quite work the way they intended, which is why the mist comes from the trident and carries the curse.
>Perhaps then, it did work somewhat.
>And the one who bears the trident IS protected from it.
>Monkey spoke up.
>Wait, hold on.
>I thought the trident summoned the mist?
>So coulddn't Kenzan just dispell it to keep himself and his crew safe.
>Kitsuki-san took over at this point.
>This island has been shrouded in mist for as long as any human can remember. last time I checked, Orochi do not have hands, so it could not wield the trident.
>So I suspect the mist leaks out from the trident constantly.
>I nodded along. We were making assumptions, but so far it was plausible.
>The trident's weilder was protected from the curse, and could supress the mist, at least temporarily.
>Monkey scratched his head.
>So what does he do when he's asleep?

First for Xerxis being the pinnacle of honour and respectability.

Where can I find tournament lists for retribution? I own mk2 griffon spam which doesn't seem as good anymore and then a fairly random selection of troops and casters

Is Rahn any good without Helios? I'd rather not buy another colossal for a while

How does Xerxis1 and Makeda3 sound for a pairing? Xerxis spams dudes including delicious murder cats, Makeda3 bullies the board around. What weaknesses can a pairing even have? Neither of these are THAT vulnerable to assassination. Hell the Xerxis list would have stupid assassination game of its own so fuck worrying about that. And people at my LGS don't even know how to tackle my Makeda3. So fuck it whatever.

Should I kick off skeletons and zombies from my team? I have 3 skeletons and 4 zombies.

>>52570399
Jesus god yes, 1 skeleman max.

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Bumping with legendary plays

> inb4 have you tried not playing D&D?

Trust me, I've tried.

>>52677613
Have you tried using systems less conductive to murderhobo retardation?

>>52677596
Kill them? In game, obviously.

Or arrest, then execute. It doesn't sound like there's much else that can be done with them.

I want to make a brain-and-spine trying to pay off his body's monthly installments through mercenary work for a megacorporation in Starfinder!

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>>52674877
Great question, I don't care.

In other news, still could use some feedback on Tower Gunner, now on Version 1.01:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NmmQacDlubjR1kFxSo4v3e8PjUMWhnEp8e4JSJrT9Ws/edit?usp=sharing

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>>52674915
But what kind of body is it?

Druids only fuck opposite gendered animals

ive only played martials. Should i go land or moon druid?

>>52674612
Play a Sorcerer

You can't. Hasbro has time, money and mindshare on their side and they are actively interested in keeping it that way. As one individual you cannot bring enough of those resources yourself to bear against that. Bring too little, and you get ignored to death, bring enough to present a credible threat and the beast will move to crush you.

Go digital. Hearthstone etc.

>>52674425
I don't think Hasbro has actually ever crushed a credible threat to MtG, what with the few credible threats still existing and all.

0/10.

>>52672101
I personally play 2e. I enjoy it, my friends enjoy it and we aren't furfags, sadistic or whatever.
Probably helps that we're all 35+, have jobs, families etc...
We've all seemed to notice that most (not all) of the current crop of new gamers are just not the kind of people we want to associate with.
A huge thing that is a turnoff:
Bringing real world political bs into games is a gigantic buzz kill
>You have to accept my sombrero wearing latin/x transexual dwarf otherkin with the following pronouns, shitload!
No

Something else, I'm in college and every game I've tried to play half the table is motherfucking transgender or otherkin bullshit weirdos.