David "cunt punt" Moyes
David "make my lunch or you'll get a punch" Moyes
David "lose a game, slap a dame" Moyes
david "want some more you dirty whore?" moyes
President Trump once claimed to be the best baseball player in NY. That was in 1962 when he was in high school and the Yanks won the World Series.
Yet he refuses to throw out the first pitch for the Nats ... a tradition going back generations of presidents.
http://crooksandliars.com/2017/04/trump-once-claimed-best-baseball-player-ny
He knows he'll get booed the fuck out. Smart move, actually.
Various presidents have declined to throw in the past you faggot. He's a Yankee fan anyway, and the first pitch is for the Washington Nationals.
MUH DRUMPF
>>75016196
Didn't Obama do that being a White Sox fan?
>this team is worse than the 2010-2011 team
kill me now
Wenger out
this performance, despite being lucky, will bring out all the wenger sympathizers again because of muh draw against big taem
What's his name again?
The Rock.
John Pebbles
>>75002080
He is as agile as a stone statue
>Friday, March 31
Toronto FC vs Sporting KC, 0-0 FT
Seattle Sounders vs Atlanta United, 0-0 FT
>Saturday, April 1
NYCFC vs San Jose Earthquakes, 2pm
Chicago Fire vs Montreal Impact, 3pm
Columbus Crew vs Orlando City SC, 4pm
DC United vs Philadelphia Union, 7pm
Minnesota United vs Real Salt Lake, 8pm
Houston Dynamo vs NY Red Bulls, 8:30
Colorado Rapids vs FC Dallas, 9pm
Vancouver Whitecaps vs LA Galaxy, 10pm
>Sunday, April 2
Portland Timbers vs New England Revolution, 9pm
>NASL
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
http://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule (4/15)
>AYY lmao
http://www.a-league.com.au/results
Old:
>>74948563
NO nationalteam posting
NO doyleposting
NO antidoyleposting
YES /comfy/posting
A friendly reminder
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/11701/amount-of-time-since-dc-united-scored-a-goal
DOOP
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Saturday line-up
>Liverpool-Everton
>Man Utd-West Brom
>Watford-Sunderland
>Hull City-West Ham
>Chelsea-CP
>Leicester-Stoke
>Burnley-Tottenham
>Southampton-Bournemouth
Transfer gossip:
>Chelsea are confident of beating Manchester City to the £50m signing of 25-year-old Southampton centre-back Virgil van Dijk. (Daily Mirror)
>Manchester United will trigger the £85m release clause in Atletico Madrid striker Antoine Griezmann's contract at the end of the season. (Daily Telegraph)
>Atletico Madrid will challenge Chelsea for the signing of Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, this summer. (AS)
>>74968059
>Liverpool snubbed again for a transfer
Klopp really needs to stop using his old Dortmund scouting list for transfer targets.
>Chelsea boss Antonio Conte has told owner Roman Abramovich he does not want midfielder Eden Hazard, 26, to be sold, as Real Madrid are said to be planning a world-record £100m bid for the Belgian. (Daily Express)
>Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino, says he could never manage Barcelona or Arsenal. The 45-year-old was pictured with Nou Camp president Josep Maria Bartomeu, but insists it was nothing more than two old friends meeting for a drink. (Daily Star)
>Premier League chairmen have urged the government to allow footballers from the European Union exemption from post-Brexit immigration controls. (The Times - subscription needed)
>Real Madrid will have to pay £66m if they want to sign Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea this summer as the 26-year-old does not have a release clause in his contract. (Daily Mail)
>Crystal Palace and France midfielder Yohan Cabaye, 31, is keen to join Marseille this summer. (Bein Sports, via Evening Standard)
>West Ham, Stoke, Everton and Sunderland want Dynamo Kiev and Croatia defender Domagoj Vida, 27. (Daily Mirror)
>Atletico Madrid are prepared to part with Manchester United target Jose Maria Gimenez - but the 22-year-old Uruguay defender has a £56m release clause. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)
>Liverpool are in danger of being given a transfer ban over claims they tapped up a 12-year-old Stoke City schoolboy player. (The Times - subscription needed)
>Borussia Monchengladbach have confirmed Denmark defender Andreas Christensen, 20, will return to Chelsea this summer when his two-year loan spell ends. (Sun)
>Roma could sell Leandro Paredes this summer, with Liverpool interested, despite the 22-year-old Argentine midfielder being set to replace the injured Daniele de Rossi in the starting XI. (Calciomercato)
Sanchez to Chelsea when
Alright, just got a job with a company that does security for banks, armored cars, bodyguarding, that kind of thing. What martial art is best for that kind of work? An older guy told me to take boxing and brazilian jui jitsu, but he might have been talking out of his ass.
>>75042299
>boxing
Yeah have fun with having only punches in your arsenal and getting rekt by anyone who fights dirty (which is 99% of anyone attacking you)
>>75042299
I have 5 years experience working security and 12 years experience doing martial arts, but since this has nothing to do with sports...
>>>/asp/
>>>/adv/
>>75042423
>since this has nothing to do with sports
It has plenty to do with martial arts, which is why I asked here. /asp/ seems to be 90% professional "wrestling", so asking there seemed like a terrible idea. Did start a similar thread in /adv/ though.
>>75042332
>Yeah have fun with having only punches in your arsenal and getting rekt by anyone who fights dirty (which is 99% of anyone attacking you)
1. American style boxing is not the only type of boxing that exists. And the point of taking a boxing class (american, kickboxing, mui thai, whatever) is to work on footwork and defense. The Jiu Jitsu is supposed to be the primary offense, though that has an obvious flaw of its own.
Kind people being kind-edition
do sens fans not exist on sp?
>>75042008
I come home to find out MacArthur's in play...
This team just keeps throwing shit at the wall to see if they can still make the playoffs.
>>75042054
they really seem desperate at this point
>wins Chile their first international trophy ever
>goes to Spain to challenge himself
>gets Sevilla to 3rd place
>accepts Argentina manager job, qualifies for Russia 2018
>gets to work with Messi and company for 1 whole year
>manages the GOAT and wins the world cup
This would surpass Guardiola/Mourinho/Ancelotti/Del Bosque/Whatever and you know it.
All he has to do is take it.
>>75041503
Bilardo hates him and said he would leave the country if someone like Sampaoli took the manager place.
>>75041561
why is argentina such a dumb shithole with personal feuds and bad relationships? If you were strictly business like Germany you'd have won many more cups by now
>>75041608
parents are argies
wouldn't agree with you more
We are mental midgets most of the time with the most abundance of talent
Lightning basically eliminated if they lose
>Bolts
>playoffs
>winning in Bombston
>two players collide in from of the net
To think this team is making the playoffs and not the Lightning
When will the Pacers be seen as one of the dominant NBA franchises like the Celtics, Lakers, Spurs, and Raptors?
go pacers
>pens lineup
Both of these teams have faggot fans so I am just going to shitpost
Why do people cheer for sports teams when they aren't from that city?
Why do you get excited about that particular team?
It makes me happy whenever they win
>>75040927
How did it happen in the first place though? Did you just decide "I'm going to cheer for Team X from City Y" or did you self-insert into one of their players, or did you just bandwagon a team after they won their league one year?
>>75040957
I started watching Madrid JUST before they got BTFO 0-5 by Guardiola's Barca,everyone in school was talking about it the day before so I watched it with a buddy of mine,I only knew of TSUUUUUUman because hes popular with the girls here so when I saw him playing for Madrid,I was like "Sheit hes gonna rekt these wannabees so hard" and surprise surprise, Madrid got dominated.
The game was entertaining enough in that it got me interested as to how a team like Real Madrid could get dominated so badly,weeks go by and after reading up on them along with watching video after video of their past glories,I thought maybe I should join the ride and see where Mou would take them. I was the only one who bandwagoned Madrid in a school full of Manchester United fans so I kinda felt special.
There you go senpai/blog
HAHAHAHAHHA BAYERN
BETTER BE PREPARED FOR MIGHTY MADRID
>implying you spic manlets can even compete
>>75039557
>manlets
Our team is literally the fittest of them all. And tallest too.
i like madrid as a club better than bayern, but i prefer bayerns players to madrids.
MONEY TALKS
MONEY TAAAALKS
DIRTY CASH I WANT YOU
DIRTY CASH I NEED YOU WOOOAHH
>>75039256
I FUCKING TOLD HIM TO WAIT
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy?
>>75039306
Had a bet, couldve won 250K
cashed out for 1K
United scored in the last minute of the game