Tampa Bay Lightning @ Bombston Bruins

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>Bolts
>playoffs
>winning in Bombston

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>two players collide in from of the net
To think this team is making the playoffs and not the Lightning

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Go bolts

Dead thread

>>75041590
most game threads are these days. all the bants stay in general.

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>>75041589
And a "quack quack" to you

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>>75041647
Brofist

It's cute when Tampa bay tries to act like a sports town, it's a glorified retirement home

>>75041673
you know you're in trouble sportswise when your best team is the hockey team and you're in the South.

>>75041703
The Bucs might stop being complete shit this season and begin to just suck

>>75041562
what does "eddy of the flow" mean? is it like "eye of the storm"?

>>75041696
how many versions of this damn thing are out there? that's 5 already in this thread

*PRRRRRT*

AHHHHH

cette premiere bergeron du marchand

>hitting in the dick

he got hit in the nuts

Thats a game misconduct no?

Marchand is such a dirty little shit.

what a sack of shit

Did they just lose Marchand? Is the league up to smug Marchand finally?

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>5 minute major
>implying the Bolts could manage to score with a 30 minute PP

>Hedman basically boards Pastrnak
>steviewonderreferee.jpg
>stick to the cock
>eagle vision

It's not fair lads

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>>75041862
this meme needs to die

we're literally #1 in PP goals this year

>>75041858
5-minute major

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>>75041875
Name one time the PP was successful this season

>>75041881
>spearing

isn't it filed under slashing?

>>75041875
and just to prove your point they announced it literally two minutes ago

>>75041873
Hedman's hit was clean

>>75041893
spearing is a different infraction with a usually much severe penalty

>>75041875
They're 4th in pp% which is good, total number of ppg's is meaningless as a stat though

>>75041910
Cross check right to the numbers, it's about as clean as O.J. Simpson's criminal record

>>75041915
I didn't even know it existed

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>>75041723
lost them all on my old laptop, all I got now.

>>75041925
>total number of ppg's is meaningless
>meaningless

The top 5 in PPG are also the top 5 in % hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>75041937
if you meant innocense you should have said so, because from the many cultural references I get, his criminal record is indeed clean.

>Announcers surprised marchand is a P.O.S
Wew

>>75041948
well it's rare because it doesn't happen as side effect of clean plays like slashes/high sticks can. it's always a dirty, intentional play. and the impact area is a lot smaller, so spears tend to hurt a lot

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we're getting dominated lads

>>75041948

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XbL7lG0Su8

>>75041966
As I said, percentage is a good stat and they're great, not saying they're bad on the pp. But total number of ppg's is a garbage stat, too based on number of penalties drawn and not necessarily indicative of a power plays quality

What are the odds Marchand gets a fine or a game for that?

>>75042046
as much as the odds of the Devils winning this year's Stanley Cup.

Fuck the Bruins. Desperately want to see the bolts take their spot in an upset winning spree

>>75042046
well he's out for the rest of the game isn't he? that's enough for the Lightning to easily take this one

>>75042100
Will Canada ever win a cup?

>>75042043
look at PP stats for any year and the top 5 in PPG are the top 5 in % as well every single year

calling PPGs a meaningless stat is fucking retarded

Fame for getting neptune's spear in the nuts over 9000 times on youtube and sports clip shows.

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>>75041721
https://youtu.be/X4fAG4qrPE4

>>75042124
somebody get that play webm'd, please

Leafs fan here
Fucking lose Tampa we need this

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If only Witkowski had been on the ice he would have beat the shit out of that rat faced fuck

>>75042114
It's not. Obviously # of ppg's is going to correlate with pp%, but citing them instead of pp% in terms of the quality of a teams pp is wrong. Sorry if you're a bit too dim to understand this

>>75042137
>>75042052

Anyone have GIF of Marchand's attempt to castrate Dotchin?

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>>75042046
Bettman isn't going to the Olympics, and Bettman hates the Ruins, so you go figure

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>>75042185

>>75042179
thanks Germany, great filename too

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let's not give a whistle in TB end

did the Lightning just cursed at their coach protesting a change of shift? kek

How did these reeeeeetards not score

>>75042289
Bruins very obviously had too many men on the ice. Refs didn't see or didn't care. Lightning should be mad.

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>the Lightning have a great PP
>give up more shorthanded shots in a 5 minute major
Anon, this is why the meme exists

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES
AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES

>blots

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Why are we so fucking bad at faceoffs year after year?

STAFFORD SCORES!

Jesus Christ Tampa get it together.

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STAFFFFFFFFFORDD SCARRRRRRRR

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>>75042361
>Bolts
>winning in Bomston

Vasilevskiy held on for too long, I don't think there was good defending on the Lightning side.

adios sunbelters

DREW STAFFORD /myguy/

>>75042396
This implies the Bolts had a chance

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What is this I hear about Marchand and misconduct? I missed the 1st period.

>>75042361
>implying any of your centres can fuck with Bergeron

:^)

>>75042420
He had a pretty nasty spear on Dotchin right in front of the ref.

tfw Leafs fan rooting for the Ruins cause we'll both get in

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>getting outshot 20-6

this is pathetic

>>75042420
nailed Dotchin right in the nuts for a 5-minute major

>>75042420
he beat a guy with his stick repeatedly over the head. When the refs saw that the guy passed out and probably needed to go to hospital, the refs gave him a 5 mintue major

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>>75042420
Dis

>>75042443
>only 1-0
>poopa ass in net
we literally got this

LOADED LIKE A GREIGHT TRAIN
FLYING LIKE AN AIRPLANE
is Chara the strongest goon in teh NHL?

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>>75042507

>I acutally spelled Vasilevskiy correct

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IF YOURE TOO DRUNK TO WALK ALONG THE STREETS OF COBBLESTONE
YOU KNOW BOSTON NEVER DRINKS ALONE
BOSTON NEVER DRINKS ALONE

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>>75042507
>le lanky slav
>goon

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>>75042431
Implying any centre can fuck with bergeron

>>75042548
isn't what you posted contradicting with what you 're implying?

>Tiny Johnson hurt again

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>>75042456
OH SHIT he was swinging it back to get momentum too. Fuck! Getting sympathy pains over here. Thanks for posting clip, by the way.

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>>75042563

>try to post my autism bear
>denied because image already exists

check these digits by the way

>>75042577
I agreed on the strong part and disagreed on the goon part
and you can't be fucking 6'9" and not be lanky

>Johnson
>Stamkos
>Callahan
>Garrison
Why are you idiots always hurt reeeee

>>75042616
but if he's strong AND big...and he plays for teh broons.

did you get that from the player's tribune?

>>75042634
sunbelt keeps their bodies weak, they need the cold to toughen their skin

scientific reasons why sunbelt hockey is a bad thing

>>75042456
I love how >we have a multi-Lady Byng winner and this fuckstick on the same team

fuck, everybody shat their jockstraps when that Lightning dude (Witkowski? what was his anme?) lost it.

>>75042665
>how can you be clean and dirty at the same time

>literally anyone - Bergeron - Marchand

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>4 on 4
Vasy gives up another one

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>>75042665
https://youtu.be/oHwnDjinS1w

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>>75042697

Pastrnak SCAAARS!

>>75042707
DEFENCE EXPOSED

Pack it up boys.

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PASTA SCARRRRRRRR

>>75042697
>Vasy gives up another one

are you serious right now? Have you been watching the game?

>tamper gay

>>75042727

why are you in this thread arent you an islanders fan

>>75042697
I've give Vasilevsky credit, he's been good but the team in front of him has been garbage

publix fags btfo

>>75042697
that was all on drouin

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Peanut butter in the sandwich

BINGO

>>75042772
He should have shot it.

>>75042748
who was their previous goaltender? I thought he was really good, Ben Whatshisface or something

I'm moving to Florida need pubsub recommendations

>>75042785
Ben "Injury Prone" Bishop

>>75042792
Get out, we're full

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>>75042785
pic related
>>75042798
so true it hurts.

ok, guys, it's bait

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season is over boys

>>75042697
Called it

>>75042782
or make any attempt at all to cover his man instead of waiting up top to go on a break once someone else gets possession

>>75042785
Ben "shit the bed and crease" Bishop

>>75042798
>>75042803
that's it. is he still injured or just been replaced by Vasilevsky?

>>75042798
Vaseline is good to but the team in front of him is utter shit

>>75042813
Have you been watching this season?
4 on 4 is bad luck for the Bolts

>>75042827
Traded to LA

>>75042808

>>75042827
Traded to the LA Chings desu

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>>75042827
He got traded to LA for budaj
>>75042843
Im the ducks bro so no i havent been

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>>75042827
Traded to LA for Budaj. Good deal in my opinion desu senpai. He was good but we needed the cap space. He'll probably end up going to the Knights so the Kings can hang onto Quick.

if the Tampa fan wasn't baiting I 'm sorry for calling it a bait

>>75042843
>>75042850
aha. /hoc/ casual here, sorry if i'm asking too many questions. is he backing up Quick now or vice vera?

>>75042886
Don't know
Don't care
Fuck Commiefornia and everyone who lives there

>>75042886
I dunno. It's difficult watching hockey in Aus and I don't watch Western teams.

>>75042897
it's like pottery

Pretty pathetic performance for Tampa. They've played with some serious passion lately and this is like game 7 of the ECF last year.

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Watching 'Archer', game summary Massbros?

Lowell 978 reportan.

>>75042919
krejci line is FIRE

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>>75042919

>reportan
75042919
i don't give yous to mexicans.

>>75042919
Bruins up 2-0.

Stafford and Pasta.

>>75042919
Tampa's been pretty listless, Marchand is out for the game for whacking a guy in the nuts with his stick and will be suspended apparently, Drew Stafford scored

>>75042919
what the hell is happening in your neighbourhood?

>>75042933
My city's full of Cambodians and yours is probably full of niggers.
Okay bro...

>>75042919
508 here just got home from work, day off tomorrow so it's time to drink cuz its called Bruins

75042971
>Cambodian niggers dont exist
ok hombre

>Laffs

>>75043020
learn to postlink you RETARD

>>75042820
ah he had to try to cover two guys oops

>L A F F S

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75043057
>>75042933

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>>75043067
Maple Waffles

>>75043120
You're making me hungry hombre

>>75043120
not a true cup until someones pissed in it

>>75043120
how much different is pure maple syrup to the corn shit that most people buy?

>>75043120
oh dear manitu

>>75043179
Completely different in flavor and viscosity.

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We're going to give up one more pressing to score and then an empty netter to end it

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>hockey season is effectively over
>nothing but boreball for 5 months until football starts

kill me

>>75043179
tastes completely different. you should try it. they sell bottles of pure maple syrup at whole foods/trader joes/hippie b8 shops like that.

>>75043206
That's a word you rarely see

>can clinch playoff berth with a regulation win

My testicles just created so much semen

>>75043227
>tfw like hockey
>tfw like baseball
>tfw can watch soccer
>tfw love football

Can't stand the NBA though.

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>>75043251
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>75043251
I like baseball and football too, but my dad hates them

I can't stand soccer.

My dad likes basketball and I don't mind it

>>75043179
>>75043234
it's like buying a Ferrari instead of a Geo. One of the few things I will seriously miss when I move out of rural NH someday

>>75043316
I live in Boston, do I have to trek to rural NH to get real maple syrup?

Little early there Kuch.

That was the most offense I've seen from the Bolts all night

>>75043379
Farmers markets will definitely have it.

>>75043379
Nah, Whole Foods will have it for sure.

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>bruins

>>75043293
I've tried but I don't like it at all. I also forgot:
>tfw golf is cozy

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>>75043379
We are big on lassie on the rock

>>75043403
>>75043423
Thanks friends

>>75043316
Stay out of my state fucker. We have enough liberal massholes shitting up the place already.

>>75043437
I like tennis only because of the really satisfying sound the ball makes, same with golf

Also >CHARA

kek

KEK

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>>75043441

That's that lads.

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scarrrrrrrrrrrr

>tfw fucking Bombston has a better goal song than the Bolts

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its ok. i didn't want to go to the playoffs this year anyway. jokes on you HAHA

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>>75043495
that liberal dyke is gross

>>75043531
Dumont, get off 4chan and tend to your pregnant wife

>>75043465
I've lived here my whole life, dicknuts.

>>75043531
Tbh Im glad Stamkos won't have to try and come back this year

>>75043535
are you, dare i say it,
off topic?

>>75043560
It's honestly the best thing for the team. Few years of deep runs has obviously taken its toll.

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>CLOTS
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>>75043572
referring to the carpet cruncher in a gif earlier

>>75043560
I hope he doesn't push through it trying to be a tough guy. I'd rather have him 100% healed next year than trying to save the sinking ship that is this year.

>tumbling muffin
What did he mean by this?

>>75043560
Stamkos needs to rehab properly
No sense in rushing back especially since they're missing the playoffs

>>75043623

stop

I'm not sure why anyone had hope for the Lightning going into this game
The Bolts have consistent bad luck in Bombston

>>75043660
youd think with the playoffs on the line theyd atleast show up

Rask faced 28 shots?
I seriously doubt that

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>>75043631

FAAAAAAAAAAAR

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SCARRRRRRRR

>>75043758
>>75043777
AND SEVEN YEARS AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

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GG Bolts

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BRUINS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
BRUINS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
BRUINS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
BRUINS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
BRUINS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
BRUINS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
BRUINS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS

How many scoring chances did the Lightning have?
Couldn't have been more than a handful

GG gentlemen, try again next year Blightning