/epl/ - Merseyside derby edition

>>74968059
>Liverpool snubbed again for a transfer
Klopp really needs to stop using his old Dortmund scouting list for transfer targets.

>Chelsea boss Antonio Conte has told owner Roman Abramovich he does not want midfielder Eden Hazard, 26, to be sold, as Real Madrid are said to be planning a world-record £100m bid for the Belgian. (Daily Express)

>Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino, says he could never manage Barcelona or Arsenal. The 45-year-old was pictured with Nou Camp president Josep Maria Bartomeu, but insists it was nothing more than two old friends meeting for a drink. (Daily Star)

>Premier League chairmen have urged the government to allow footballers from the European Union exemption from post-Brexit immigration controls. (The Times - subscription needed)

>Real Madrid will have to pay £66m if they want to sign Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea this summer as the 26-year-old does not have a release clause in his contract. (Daily Mail)

>Crystal Palace and France midfielder Yohan Cabaye, 31, is keen to join Marseille this summer. (Bein Sports, via Evening Standard)

>West Ham, Stoke, Everton and Sunderland want Dynamo Kiev and Croatia defender Domagoj Vida, 27. (Daily Mirror)

>Atletico Madrid are prepared to part with Manchester United target Jose Maria Gimenez - but the 22-year-old Uruguay defender has a £56m release clause. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)

>Liverpool are in danger of being given a transfer ban over claims they tapped up a 12-year-old Stoke City schoolboy player. (The Times - subscription needed)

>Borussia Monchengladbach have confirmed Denmark defender Andreas Christensen, 20, will return to Chelsea this summer when his two-year loan spell ends. (Sun)

>Roma could sell Leandro Paredes this summer, with Liverpool interested, despite the 22-year-old Argentine midfielder being set to replace the injured Daniele de Rossi in the starting XI. (Calciomercato)

Sanchez to Chelsea when

Oh, it looks like /epl/ is back again. Will it die before reaching the bump limit again?

it's just not cricket

>>74968099
the possible transfer ban for liverpool should get some memes going

>>74968108
How long would it be if anything does happen?

>>74968108
How can they ban the transfer window there when they don't have any?

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>Attendances are increasing therefore we're closing a stand

Allam logic at its finest. Fucking cunts.

>>74968108
it would just be a transfer ban on singing youth players, m8

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>>74968365
Oh, that's no fun

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Where would >we finish?

Cleverley's signed a Watford contract until 2022

>>74968232
But... that's retarded

>>74968365
Aren't Liverpool up for the same thing as Barca?

Who is the 3 that united sign in the summer?
Defender: ?
Mid: naingolan
Striker: griezman?

I remember football.

>>74968687
>Nainggolan
Much more likely to go to Chelsea, Conte rates him highly and he would fit their sysem perfectly. Who the hell would willingly choose to be partnered with >pogba in midfield? Manure will splash cash on Greasemann and the remaining 60mil or so will be wasted on some defensive memes like Lindelof or Semedo.

>"Will Conte stay at Chelsea? If he wins a title and begins the cycle, the objective is one of continuity," Antonio Conte’s agent told GianlucaDiMarzio.com.
>"But if offers from clubs arrive, new opportunities may arise, especially at historical clubs."

http://www.football-italia.net/100454/conte-wants-chelsea-stay-but

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>>74968698
'member Cannavaro?

>>74968090
Everyone snubs Liverpool these days. Even Dele Alli picked Spurs over them.

>>74968059
>anime

'no'

>>74968759
It's been particularly bad recently.
>Alli to Spurs
>Dembele confirming Klopp tried to convince him before he went to Dortmund
>Pulisic confirming Liverpool tried to get him
>go after Guerreiro, he goes to Dortmund
>go after Dahoud, he goes to Dortmund

Who do West Brom sign

>>74968788
They tried to sign Sanchez before Arsenal aswell

>>74968819
A pair of mediocre Irish and Scottish players

lads

LADS

>poop

>>74968788
+Zielinski to Napoli

>>74968714
>Lindelof
Never going to happen. If it was ever going to, it would've happened in January

>>74969507
Even pictured wearing a Liverpool shirt.

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>Everton

>>74969542
haha so edgy bro!!

>>74969542
Gross

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>>74968677
>Allam logic
>not retarded

>>74968666
>Hornets’ CEO Scott Duxbury said of the deal: “We’re very pleased to secure Tom’s signature. I believe it’s a sign of our ambition to recruit the highest calibre of player for Watford.

>Tom Cleverley
>the highest calibre of player
kek

>>74969816
It does say 'for Watford' directly afterwards, which is a pretty crucial qualifier.

>>74968596
>no barry bannan

rock bottom

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>>74969739
>>74968677

Ehab Allam is genuinely a dense cunt. Waste of money sending him to public school.

>>74969816
To be fair they have a player with almost 75 caps, for what will be a top 10 nation in the FIFA rankings as of next month.

Considering it's not even April, there's a good amount of /trans/ happenings.

>>74968788
>be an agent
>suggest a move to liverpool
>get sacked

reminder that this actually happened

Allam managed to have Hull play in Europe, it has to be wroth something desu

>>74970424
this, hull fans need to stop being so ungrateful

it was also refreshing to see a premier league manager take the europa league seriously for a change

>>74970462
Only thing I remember from Hull's campaign in europe is them losing against a Belgian team with a double name.

>>74970481
yeah, i'm pretty sure they crashed out in the qualifiers by playing the reserves so that they could 'focus on the league', which worked out pretty well for them from what i remember

>>74970462
>it was also refreshing to see a premier league manager take the europa league seriously for a change
Steve Bruce playing James Chester as a defensive midfielder is taking the Europa League seriously to you?

>>74970635
don't worry, i didn't intend for any of the post to be taken seriously

>>74970635
Chester is good

>>74971562
he's not a DM though

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>mata possibly out for the season from groin injury

perfect timing, right before the matches against the big teams that he usually loves. brilliant.

>henderson out for atleast 3 games, might be whole season

JUST

our midfield is gonna be unreal shit vs neverton. lallana and hendo out.

maybe milner/wijnaldum/can and moreno at LB

>>74971684
>moreno at LB
Just forfeit

>>74971562
>Implying implications

>>74971663
>Bauza played Rojo on the left for Argentina

>>74971774
was he as horrendously shit as he is there for united? because I remember him being quite alright at LB at the world cup

>@SkySportsNewsHQ
>BREAKING: @ManUtd say that @juanmata8 has had surgery on a groin injury.

>>74971808
Argentina lost so I imagine so. Everyone is shit at Boliva's meme ground though.

>>74971808
Yes
I think he played there against Chile as well, would explain why they kept being able to make good crosses (and miraculously did not score)

>>74968759
The fact that Alli picked Spurs over Liverpool before Spurs got good will never stop being funny. How bad does your recruiting team have to be, how unappealing does your city have to be, that a kid picks a worse team in a lower sport offering him less money over yours?

>>74972150
*in a lower spot

>Bayern Munich agree deal with Bayer Leverkusen for Liverpool target Julian Brandt, costing around €30m. [bild]

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>Liverpool and Tottenham supposedly fighting over Lucas Alario

don't

he's a meme

>>74972597
Lots of deals being done before /trans/ starts up. Toprak and Dahoud to Dortmund, Süle and Rudy to Bayern, possibly Brandt too, Grillitsch going to Hoffenheim to replace Rudy, Cleverley to Watford being made permanent, Ajeti twins being reunited at St Gallen.

imagine not playing james chester as a defensive midfielder

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Soon

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>I for one don't rate Chester's playmaking

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Done with this fucking club lads

>>74973352
Oh my God, they are just the gift that keeps on giving.

>>74973352
>arsepoo

>>74972685
who /Riverpool/ here

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>i rate klopp

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>>74973352
Dear Moe

>>74973703
*Smacks lips*
Don't
*Flashes a cheeky grin*
Don't talk about spend
*Raises eyebrows*
Net spend
*Denies Rotherham*
Talk about net spend yeah?

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>>74974229
>denies rotherham

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Bit worried about the derby lads, too many injuries.

>>74974417
Derby won tonight, nothing to worry about

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6 years of suck made everyone worth a damn >snub us.

Thanks Hicks and Gillett.

Who are the 3 players you want the EPL to sign this summer? Mine are:

Griezmann
Dybala
Weigl

>>74968687
Defender: Dier
Midfielder: Bakayoko
Forward: Griezmann

>>74974417
Describes me far too much, I walk around old people on the footpath and feel like I've pissed them off, the fucking old bints can stay angry

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>>74973352
>arseanal trying to make their own aftv

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>>74973352
>Arse Fan TV is bothering the club this much

holy shit, do you think even Wonga follows them at this point? once he's seen one video of them disparaging him, he can't stop himself after every bad result at seeing what they all say about him.

>>74973352
>the most expensive season tickets only to get laughed at by the club
lmao

>>74973352
Why not just invite Ty already to blow them on camera?

>>74974417
Holy fuck this is me, it hurts to read.

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>>74971684
>Emre can is >our best DM

>>74971684
>milner/wijnaldum/can
Think of all the sideways passes

we unironically might lose to everton

>>74980139
Everton are fucking horrible at Anfield tbf

hope Kloop chucks a few meme youth players in the team like Woodburn and Ojo

>>74980160
this, I want liverpool to lose due to shit team selection. best memes this way

>>74971684
kek

Goodbye CL spot. Maybe next year la. Then again it might get pretty difficult again since they apparently can't sign anyone Klopp wants. Dahoud went to Dortmund and Brandt is now in talks for Buyern.

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>/EPL/ survived the night.
Are we back?

>>74980139
I hope not, this is the only chance >we have to keep the UCL spot

>>74974424
They're jerks.

>>74980067
Do you also do that shit were one of your shoes don't feel right and you keep trying to correct it while walking?

Didn't realise Cheryl Cole had ruined her arse that much

FOOOOOOTBAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

/efl/cric/

>>74980705
pics where

Liverpool 1-1 Everton
Man Utd 2-1 West Brom
Watford 0-0 Sunderland
Hull City 1-1 West Ham
Chelsea 2-0 CP
Leicester 2-1 Stoke
Burnley 1-2 Tottenham
Southampton 1-0 Bournemouth

>>74980705
shes just had a kid, shes all ruined

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Everton will win today.

>>74980705
can only find that one pic from when she first had it done desu

has arsene resigned or not?

thats what the >express is reporting

>>74980781
doubt it. if he had a proper news source would have picked up on it.

>>74980781
Probably not, but i live in hope

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>/epl/ is back

Feels damn good, I missed you lads. Hope the polfags have left

>>74980793

cant wait to see the express humbly apologise for their incorrect article

>>74980810
Look at the date

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_five_live
>fighting talk

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Am I onto a winner lads

>>74980871
2
2
X
1

Sorry la

>>74980871
don't gamble lad spend the money you were gonna bet on urself because otherwise you will lose it

>>74980891
in the positive la

>>74980871
No you muppet

Stop giving money away to the bookies

Liverpool 3-0 Everton
Man United 0-2 West Brom
Watford 1-0 Sunderland
Hull City 4-1 West Ham
Chelsea 1-0 Crystal Palace
Leicester 2-2 Stoke
Burnley 1-1 Tottenham
Southampton 3-5 Bournemouth

>>74980781
April 1st

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everton is gonna finish 4th and there is nothing you can do about it

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put it out of its misery

Sexy, charming and popular Tom Davies hattrick lads

>>74981009
Arsenal will finish fourth.

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sickening scenes

>>74981059
didn't realise soccer AM was still a thing desu

moyes in

>>74968059
>watching the English """""premier""""""""""""" league unironicaly

>>74981058
1. chelsea
2. city
3. arsenal
4. everton
5. spurs

>>74981125
Haha April fools!!!!

>>74981143
city are going to be motivated by their CL comeback

liverpool is running out of big games

spurs were in the run for the title last year and still ended up behind arsenal

>>74981125
spurs here. could easily see us fucking up and finishing 5th desu

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>less than one hour and football will be back

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>>74981171

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costa might not play today, sad part is I can't tell if that's good or bad anymore

merseyside match thread anywhere

Get in here laddies

>>74981186
>>74981186

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Based Moyes

>>74973352
What does this mean?
They try to make fans shill?

>>74981157
>city are going to be motivated by their CL comeback

https://youtu.be/WBWJyuJ_UWE
ten years to the day since one of the my most memorable as rovers fan

this season we took 40000+ to wembley and the millennium and had one rickie lambert up top banging them in

>>74981059
is he the guy in that channel 3 comedy? he's like the reborn gareth from the office

>>74981182
It's bad because then Willian start with Hazard and Pedro.

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>>74980793
Bet you were one of those who also said that Ranieri being sacked was fake news because it was the Mail reporting it hours before everyone else.

>/o/ gets april fools joke
>/sp/ doesn't

howling

>>74972150
Liverpool is like the Philadelphia of England tbf. Not really the club's fault.

9 months after Iceland - England at the Euro, Iceland is currently experiencing a baby boom

barkley has to go desu, he's dangerous to people out there

>Williams and Barkley not sent off

Another day living with the ABL FA

who has baba nudes?

>>74982296
I probably do somewhere

>>74982343
ah excellent, but can you deliver though, that is the question?

kind of want to hate fap, she's quite annoying on twitter

>>74982354
Give me 10 mins to have a dig around

>>74982129
a doctor posted on his twitter "9 months afer Nice, record number of spinal anasthesia procedures" as a joke, it took off and went way larger than he thought

now it's all over the place.. fake news~~~~sorry

>>74982354
https://ibb.co/gzG9gF
https://ibb.co/bLxt8v

>>74982365
Thanks, that is some good shit.

They were as unappealing as people described, but I like that Eastern European-wreckage.

Pretty funny to see her act like hot shit on Twitter, knowing some of her past on /sp/, made me wish I was paying more attention back then.

>>74982452
who ?

Mane dead

>>74982483
>baba

had a trip here

then moved on to twitter

>>74982432
too bad there's nothing of her face though, but still i salute

BASED ANY CARROLL

ENGLISH IBRAHIMOVIC

Bianca Westwood is an absolute worldy. You just know she's utter filth as well.

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>implyingrigged (dot) info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl

TWAIN is hosting the "/sp/erb Owl". It is a PES tournament where the teams are /sp/ generals. The winner gets their kit on the official /sp/ team™. So far only 5 teams have entered (deadline is April 10th), so it looks like it will be a relatively small tournament.

Anyways, the point of this post is that I wanted to ask you lads if this roster was good enough. I signed it up as /trans/, but really it's a /epl/ /efl/ and /trans/ hybrid (and since there is no /epl/ team in this tourny, I think it's ok if I borrow some memes for this team). If you think I left out a better meme, let me know.

I also wanted to ask you lads what you wanted for the kits, goalhorn, and anthem. I was thinking of having the >manure kits (home and away) and just replacing Chevrolet with Chevrolel. I haven't come up with a good goalhorn/anthem though.

>>74983787
>no 'Quick call me based' on the wings

>>74983807
Don't want to spam the thread with this shit, even if it is kinda dead, but who would you take out in place of "Quick call me based"?

>>74983787
It's three arrows on >>>96 isnt it?

>>74984333
Okay never mind

Tomorrow's matches
>Swansea City vs Middlesbrough
>Arsenal vs Manchester City

REMINDER THAT EVERTONS NEW STADIUM IS NEXT DOOR TO A SEWAGE PLANT

>man poo

>the city of Chelsea

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>0-0

nobody bothering to watch the south coast meme derby then

>>74986228

I am. If Gabbiadini wasn't injured it'd be about 3-0 to Southampton by now.

Is there anyone else here who doesn't rate Costa?

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>>74971684
>>74974417
>>74980139
>>74980491
>>74980533
You're all a bunch of worthless lightweights.

>>74986475
Wow dude! Don't let it slip!

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>>74980765
Don't ever go near a betting shop.

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>>74981009
>>74981058
Whatever else happens, Manure won't finish fourth.

>>74986539
>>74986497
>>74986475
What's with your autistic filenames?

>>74986551
Guess I'm just gifted.

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Remember when Pogba dabbed the ball?

>>74982394
I don't get it

>>74982394
http://www.sofoot.com/neuf-mois-apres-l-euro-l-islande-vit-un-baby-boom-440752.html

https://twitter.com/asgeirpetur/status/846348209563877376

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I remember /epl/.

>>74986876
Maybe Chelsea will drop points in the next 2 game and there will be something to talk about.

I take it no ones watching the greatest game of all time, Southampton vs Bournemouth

>>74986892
If City win tomorrow, any of the top 4 could win it.
Except Liverpool.

>>74986897
>Afobe

>>74986892
Chelsea have City H, Bournemouth A, United A, Southampton H and Everton A in their next 5 games. You never know.

Was the Derby good?

>>74986955
Everton predictably rolling over for Liverpool yet again with some of the worst defending and goalkeeping in the Premier League.

>mou sperging out

>>74986955
it was okay, liverpool's goals were good. not that much quality otherwise. some tasty challenges, probably should have been a red or two.

>>74986897

The finishing in this fucking game has been ridiculous. So frustrating.

>>74974417
Fuck, this is accurate right down to the shit that I didn't even think was relevant (like taking stairs over elevators, taking two stairs at a time, the hair overreacting to the wind and all the bonus stuff).

i find benik afobe's name really irritating for some reason. not sure why. could be the 'tism. hate it though.

>wilshere can't even start games any more

but muh game against barca
muh motm awards for england against literal whos

>>74974417
I take three stairs at a time desu

>leicester 5 last games with rainieri: 5 defeats
>leicester 5 games since rainieri left: 5 victories
dilly ding dilly dong

*not counting fac up game against derby

>>74974417
looks like lewis brindley lmao

>>74974417
>do everything in the pic

Usually there's some saving grace, but this is horrible

>>74987048
glad the mongs who used to clamour for him to start england games cos his rich tea biscuit bones had allowed him to play 3 games for arsenal 2 seasons previous have finally shut up

>>74987034
Those doubled-barrel names on players shirts make me hate football.
And high numbers past 32.

Benal :DDd

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>>74987080

Lel penulty

>Arter

won't be surprised if the penalty gets missed

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What part of Bournemouth are you from, lads?

>>74987103
AH

Never a fucking penalty, kill yoruself ref

>5k for that

lmao

>harry sharter

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HARRY NO

>>74987113
lel knew it

>>74987117
I'm from poole.

serves bournemouth right for being diving cunts

SHANE YES

Worst penalty I've ever seen

redmond is such an ugly little cunt with a stupid haircut

cheeky rub of the shaft

Semen slurpin

SÆMEN SLURPING

>>74987319
Excuse me, I'm homosexual and I find this very offensive. Man United fan here btw.

That's 2 points dropped. Frustrating because if Gabbiadini or Austin had been available Bournemouth would have been fucking wrecked.

>Southampton v Bournemouth is a derby

lmao wtf

>>74987389

It's not really. It used to be a friendly fixture until the league one days.

I remember the Bournemouth fans hyping it up and going "SOUTH COAST DERBY REEEEE" while Southampton fans were like "We respect Bournemouth, should be an interesting game..."

>>74987117
Frog Island

>>74987434
So Bournemouth are the equivalent of Middlesbrough in the North East then in terms of local rivalry, i.e. completely one-sided.

fuck sake FUCK SAKE 3 fucking pens missed in a row. Daniels better take the next one

>>74987378
Yeah and If Callum Wilson wouldve been available he wouldve buried that Afobe chance

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>Soton

>>74988013
>>74988031
>>74988114
stop crying, bandwagoners

>>74988225

>bandwagoning a team in 10th place

>>74988229
>implying you didn't jump on the hip 'n' trendy meme team bandwagon years ago

>>74988261

>jumping on the bandwagon of a team in 7th place in 2014

>>74988225
lol got a Bournemouth shirt from when I was 6 but good one

>>74972150
The fact you think that actually happened is even funnier.

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>Since Everton last won at Anfield, Blackpool have risen from the 4th tier to the EPL, won at Anfield, and fallen back to the 4th tier again

one of the football league's biggest names
https://youtu.be/NIfnUaTzljg

The more hours pass, the madder I get at Chelsea's defeat. Conte has to not start Costa against City, he was awful today and it wasn't the first time

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after PSG won the cup tonight during the group thing where everyone cheers Aurier was holding his phone instead of the little cup

>>74990496
he'd just sent laurent blanc a text calling him a faggot

Might be over 75,000 at Wembley for the paint trophy final today lads.

>>74995961
>Non league

Fancy FUCKING OFF lad?

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>>74995961
At least 30,000 going from Cov. Seems a little pointless when they're bound to lose.

>>74996497
Fuck off with your irrelevant non-league shit, mate.

Are >we normal again?

>>74996595
Yes, but /spa/ is still there. Conte out btw.

>74996204
>74996587
You're the reason these threads died.

@74996620
Angry?

hhhng that Benteke finish

>>74996204
>>74996587
shit meme

So are Tottenham actually a top class side now.

Like proper title material in a non "Xwinslol" season?

Or has everyone else just fallen by the wayside a bit and they've mopped up.

>>74996746
you just have to look at their CL games to see they're not all that

they're just consistently solid at the back, but really they have no chance of the league

>>74996746
>Or has everyone else just fallen by the wayside a bit and they've mopped up.
I'm leaning towards this because of their performances in Europe. They need to sort their squad depth out

>swansea v middlesbrough
>""""""""""""""super""""""""""""""" sunday

>>74996746
I think they are simply the team that regressed the least in recent times.

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who /CITY/ here

>>74996775
going to watch some italian football today instead Tbh

>>74996806
i'm /city. today but only because arsenal losing would be funnier

just reminding you that yesterday did happen and chelshit did lose at home to CP

>>74996817
are chelshit, dare I say it, finished?

>>74996822
out of the top 4 AGAIN this season, cap this post!

>>74996822
>inevitable draw with city and defeat against united
I think it's safe to say Spurs are favourite and them not winning the title would be a surprise at this point.

>>74996810
Italian football is always super comfy on a sunday

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Boro to win today please

@74997006
Kill yourself tripcunt.

Lets delete this low energy, weebshit thread

match thread: >>74997310

>>74997047
Fuck off

>>74997047
Signed.

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>>74983787

>>74983787
>2 190kg memes

>A win would get the team closer to top 4 but may give the board the excuse to keep wenger in the club
>A loss would keep the team further away from top 4 but may be the spark that kicks wenger out of the club
>win or lose you don't know if wenger will stay or leave
well, do you want to win or lose today?

>>74983787
Goal horn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2EfpQiOQrY

>>74997446
fugg dis shiet was for the arselel general

>>74997356
Really rude to be honest.

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AMA

>>74997490
did anyone walk towards your camera?

predictions for the game? 3-1 Swans tbqh

>>74997413
Explain further. Not gonna lie, I don't browse any of /trans/ /epl/ or /efl/. Just thought it'd be a fun team to make. Sorry but I'm a merc.
>>74997441
Probably will replace the *walks* one for the kettle meme above, or quick call me based.
>>74997459
I'd be cool with it, but if it seems more like a poogba specific goalhorn. If we don't find another goalhorn (a more general one), this will have to do.

https://twitter.com/15suhayb/status/848565296726237184

lmao

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For me, it's Grimes.

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>>75002572
>OY OY OY OY OY

suck me off you fr*cking ompe loompa

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>>75002616
For me, it's Sarah Bonito.

>>75002673
For me, it's NexGenCRUSHER.

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>>75002730

>>75002720
Non league OUT

>>75002720
>rotherham

>lelverkusen

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Anybody else excited for some AFTV?

/epl/ is kill

>>75003139
cancelled after Robbie got attacked by Wenger In Arsefans

>>75002831
hangeth thyself

>>75002616
'no'

>>75002720
still backing burton to make the playoffs

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Why is /epl/ dying lads? Is it just jannies?

>>75007574
/brit/ is a thing on /int/, people went from here to there, and that was just a bunch of feelfaggotry and blogposting iirc

>>75007574
i blame the efl anon

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>>74983787
I'm coming from the other thread where you asked me to look at this.

I'd change 'Javi Martinez to Liverpool?' to 'The Javi Martinez situation'. Look fine otherwise, maybe fit in an 'Are year la'' or something with Pizza Hut

>>75009489
Can you post your final versions of the pizza hut and carvery memes then? They will go on the players models eventually.

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>>75009532

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>>75009532

>>75009770
Never really ended up finishing that one, january /trans/fer window was mindnumbingly boring

>>75009852
What are you on about?

Thanks again la. 3rd star this summer, unironically still our year.

>>75009999
>la
>>96

good GET tho

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>>75009532
here is a picture of sam to use

/cric/ runs /efl/

Spurs have been missing Kane for 3 months and are still in 2nd. Imagine if they had a decent backup striker, they would be neck-and-neck with Chelsea.

>"I cannot compare the way he trains, the way he commits, the focus, the ambition. I cannot compare. He is a long way behind."

>He added: "I try, I give chances. I give chances, I try. Play again. Play again. Come on. Keep going. You have talent.

>"They know they have talent. Okay, let's go. Let's try. Let's have one more opportunity. No pressure. Keep going, keep going, keep going. There is nothing else we can do."

The fuck happened to Shaw

>>75015880
He's afraid to injure himself again by too much strain.

>>74997446
>draw
kek tfw you unwilingly preict arsenal

> David Moyes tells female reporter: 'You might get a slap'

Medium sized jej. Looks like Sunderland are finally kill.

>>75016242
>However, thinking he was off camera, he then added: "You were just getting a wee bit naughty at the end there, so just watch yourself. You still might get a slap even though you're a woman.

>"Careful the next time you come in."

>Both Moyes and Sparks were laughing during the exchange and the reporter did not make a complaint, although colleagues were unimpressed when they heard what had been said.

Storm in a fucking tea cup. She seemed fine with it. Shame to see there are PC police even within a based Leave area like Sunderland.

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I remember /epl/.

>>75016391
I'll probably just watch United - Everton even though I'm convinced it's going to be dull as fuck.

/epl/ is kill

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>>75016686
Yes. Because idiots make /epl/ related threads that die rather than posting in this thread.

>/epl/
>kill

pick both

>>75016686
>>75016736
>>75016765
Well it's probably because the league is kill
too

A year of plenty is always followed by a year of shortage, so it's not really a surprise that this season has been boring

Nothing really exciting or memeworthy going on except Wenger in/out, and arse have their own thread

There's just nothing to talk about

>>75016777
>Nothing really exciting or memeworthy going on except Wenger in/out
Wenger IN, btw

>>75016786
*fights you in the stands*