Who /just shaved their asshole with their dad's face razor/ here?
>>34827034
The same people who just shaved their face with their dad's asshole razor?
>>34827034
Well, I hope he at least deserves it in some way. Otherwise, you're a cunt. If you're mad at him, you ought to face him instead of being a sneaky cunt.
>>34827034
>be me
>buy girls panties, want to try crossdressing a little
>want smooth legs
>don't own razor
>start trying to shave my thick male leg hair with my sisters razor
>it goes blunt after only nearly completing one leg and it's taking ages
>get out of bath
>try to get my hair out of the razor and off of all surfaces
>try to do more later
Did she know? She probably shaved her pussy with that razor. Pretty hot.
>practicing for girls with my friend
>I'm always the girl first
>he's always too tired to be the girl after
wtf, does anyone else have a friend like this?
>>34826968
You lucky bastard desu
your friend is tricking you senpai
>>34826968
>wtf, does anyone else have a friend like this?
I wish I had a friend like that :(
what kind of jobs can a robot who never graduated high school get
I don't even care what it is i just want a fucking job so i can move out
>>34826897
>what kind of jobs can a robot who never graduated high school get
Selling your ass
Sucking dick behind McDonalds
Sitting on my cock hun
Post your crush. Rate each others' taste.
She's my niece so be nice
>>34826925
>she's my niece
Hmm . . . gross. You're gross.
>>34826925
Oh fuck, cunnyfags are on r9k now too?
What do you guys think about my plan?
>lifting for 9 months now
>gonna look shredded in a few months
>wan't to meet people
>gonna buy some good amphetamine and snort the shit out of it
>then just walk through the city talking to random people
>gonna feel confident as fuck
thoughts?
>>34826700
>thoughts?
you'll still be a manlet
>>34826700
you're gonna look like a junkie retard
t. ex-lifter and speed addict
>>34826750
i'm 6'4''
7.5 inch dick. need i say more?
You get to wake up as one of them tomorrow.
Which one do you choose?
Left. I'd literally do anything to be a girl.
fuck
either, and I'll shoot myself
>>34826664
https://www.instagram.com/kortney_olson/?hl=en
The amazonesses instagram
>5'8"
>White
>Decent jaw
>Skinnyfat
>Mild aspergers
>Still live with parents
Could I get a one night stand?
>>34826514
>5'8"
Hell no lel
>>34826514
>5'8"
Nope. You're fucked. Sad thing is if height wasn't an issue none of the other ones would be.
>>34826554
Delusional. Skinnyfat and poor social skills (aspergers) are both detriments.
>it's an "eating chapstick" episode
>>34826507
>it's a "dry cereal with water for breakfast" episode
why would you eat chapstick just go dig through the trash can
>>34826539
what kind of cereal
WHY WHY WHY
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
I'M DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT BUT IT JUST KEEPS FALLING OFF AS IF IT WASN'T ATTATCHED TO MY SCALP OR SOMETHING
IT'S NOT FAIR! FUCK THIS GAY EARTH WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST DIE ALREADY THIS WORLD CLEARLY ISN'T WORKING I'M ONLY 20 YEARS OLD FOR FUCKS SAKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34826442
>WHY WHY WHY
>WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
radiation poisoning?
>>34826442
Are you on any meds?
oregeno
>>34826461
I don't know what that is
how do I make sure I don't have radiation at home
>>34826477
no
Hello r9k
a while ago now i saved a series of images from this board, and recently found them while clearing up space, the first of which is attached.
Despite my naming of the file, the pieces are names "memetropolis". it depicts wojak, but under a different name here, finding why he exists.
I reverse image searched, and that only turned up a one- use imgur account. But, i will provide the information nonetheless that i found.
I remember the poster talking about how he found it on or from an "obscure peruvian imageboard". This could be shitposting, but who knows, right?
The posts didnt garner huge traction, but i saved them, as i thought they were cool.
if anyone knows what they are or who made them, i would be very appreciative.
post the rest pIs
>>34826363
dump them please they look good
>>34826363
dump them op
Who /shitposting on a plane/ here?
Am I the only one?
>OP is literally dropping shitbombs on me from overhead
you sick bastard there will be retribution in time
you shouldn't do that unless it's a private plane
>>34826384
I have two seats to myself. No one is behind me and I have the laptop pointed toward the wall. I also have it set to a high resolution that I even have trouble reading.
>tfw thinking about the dumb things I did and the mistakes I've made in the past
>>34826345
>mistakes I've made
why did you make mistakes? There's your problem
I usually just say "my past" instead of saying "mistakes I've made in the past." The "mistakes I've made" part of that phrase is redundant in my case IMO.
>>34826345
>remembering that stupid thing i said in front of the whole class
I want dick in my pussybut I don't have a pussy
>tfw missing a void that will never be filled
>>34826341
>but I don't have a pussy
oh really? What's this hole back here then?
>>34826397
that's an anus
Could you ignore a girls past if she really loved you?
>>34826340
i couldn't ignore dat ass!
Hi Masha. How is your boyfriend?
>>34826340
is this some child pornography actress? reverse image search brought up some pretty odd results.
Why don't you just date an autistic girl?
>>34826274
That looks autistic, but it doesn't look like a girl
>>34826274
Who is she (he) I can't tell if she has a feminine penis or what?
I want to (asperger's, not retard autism), but they don't exist in the wild.