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http://www.myaspergerschild.com/2009/02/my-teenaged-son-with-aspergers-goes.html
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>>34904645
You can have my boyfeet.
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>>34904663
>see barefoot women
>start touching their feet
>when they freak out you claim assburgers
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Im high
Get at me fools
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Reeeee need to get on lsd again but have no dealer and live with parents so no online dealings
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>>34893664
>live with parents so no online dealings
incorrect, just wait for them to go to sleep and buy. or while they're at work. I get weed delivered to my house every week and still live with parents
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>>34893783
dude, look into darknet markets. it'll come in inconspicuous packaging. I got 100 tabs in a fucking genesis cartridge.
>tfw senior in high school (inb4 underage)
>neighbour girl wants to go prom with me
>she has a nu-male bf already
Am I cucked if I go to prom with a girl who has a boyfriend? It seems strange to me. I don't even want to go desu
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>>34904599
Fuck her and cuck him. the true payback my nigg
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>>34904686
I'd love to do that, and probably could if I wasn't such a sperg. He's a redhead, has patchy facial hair and glasses, not a looker desu
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>>34904599
She wants to cuck her boyfriend who has a cuck fetish. You should shame them and hope they snap out of it or kill themselves.
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OK what can I do when I am too overweight and getting too much of a double chin?
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>>34893576
Consume fewer calories than you burn. The best way to lose weight is to eat less. Exercise is far less important, because most of your calories are burned in a resting state. Find out how many calories your body burns a day based on your height, age, weight and other factors, and then start eating fewer calories than that number. If you want to burn a few extra calories, the best exercises for burning calories are aerobics, by far.. Running, swimming, biking, etc.
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>>34893576
I don't mean to be rude but, how have you never heard of exercise?
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>>34893576
Eat lots of Spinach. Its low Callorie and it fills you up. The taste takes some getting used to.
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What's the story behind this girl and does she actually have a penis?
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>>34893421
i need to know this too
:^)
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>>34893421
>>34893646
ofcourse it has a dick
there are no biological females on this board
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>>34893421
>she
keep dreaming, buddy
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It's getting to the boiling point man. If I don't just out-and-out say "I wanna go out with you sometime" soon I'm NEVER gonna know if she'd say yes or not. I'm trying to work up the nerve but I've seen her turn people away and damn is it kinda sad to watch. Plus, I genuinely consider her a good friend.
The guy she turned down tonight was named Chad, too. Thought he'd be my big competition here.
Anyway, are any of you fuckers in the same situation?
Pic semi-related.
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>>34904569
Just do it anon it will be a big weight off your shoulders, even if she says no you still tried which is further than most people on this board have gone.
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>>34904569
if you get nervous asking her out, she's too good for you.
there's no way around it.
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>>34904607
I just know it's gonna fuck shit up because even if she says no and I move on, every fucking Wednesday I'm gonna still be carefully examining tells and little subtle body movements. I just want it to not be weird but I know I'm gonna make it fuckin' weird.
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>be me
>don't earn much in a shitty job
>half my wage goes on rent
>put aside 120 dollars per month for my pornstarfu
>buy her stuff from her Amazon wishlist
>candles, lingerie, perfume, DVD boxsets, exercise stuff
>get standard email responses in return saying thank you
>check my email every day for them and feel so happy when I receive it
>be this weekend
>feeling real lonely
>set up a twitter account
>upload my photo and everything, try and seem approachable
>tweet her asking if she liked her gift smiley face
>(bought her a bathrobe with her initials on it)
>she doesn't tweet in response
>tweet twice more asking if she enjoyed other stuff I bought her
>nothing
>look on her tweet stream
>she has a screenshot of my twitter page
>her tweet says "when the weirdos expect something in return" [laughing emoji]
Feels fucking bad man. Why would someone do that? Was it wrong for me to tweet her like that? I've spent over a thousand bucks on this girl thinking we could be friends or something and now this.
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>>34893387
Op just figuring out the roastie's true form
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>>34893387
Man you're the most pathetic beta, I really hope this is bait
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You deserve it desu senpai
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Should I delete my 6TB of porn?
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>>34893369
Nop, you'll regret it
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>>34893369
Delet urself.
origami.
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Ask yourself this: when do you actually watch what you save?
If the answer is never, delete it.
If you do watch it,delete it.
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>girl teases/bitches/insults me alot for every thing i do
>we banter back and forth, calling each other names, etc.
>we dont really talk about anything interesting. Not much in the conversations.
>we argue like a married couple
>she still teases me for being single
>we argue literally everytime we see each other
>she does this to no one else.
>mutual friend says we would be perfect together, asks me if id consider dating her
>mutual friend notices these things too but isnt sure
>she has a """boyfriend"""
I don't know what to make of this.
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>>34893287
>girl insults me
>extremely offended
>immediately turn from indifferent to spiteful asshole in response
>my day is ruined
>a few days later her and friends are laughing at me for "overreacting" and being "edgy"
If normals are going to throw a personal insult at someone from absolutely nowhere they should expect them to get fucking angry.
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>>34893383
>>34893287
>talking to girls
both of you,out!!!
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>>34893383
Learn to bantz you autistic sperg.
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Beta/Autist rising when?
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>>34904523
The parent of the autistic kid should have to face some penalty. Why did they allow a violent retard to roam about? Shitty parents should be publicly executed.
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>>34904523
>posting bikini pictures of your daughter online
Despicable
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Looks like future Stacy got redpilled about autists, so she's a no go for robots to try to date
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>join a cool discord server
>have fun talking to them, 200+ ppl
>get in an argument and get banned despite it not being my fault
>whine about it on reddit
>some creepy ass throwaway account sends me a shitload of evidence that the server admin and some of his mods are legit pedophiles
Truly I'm living in an alternative timeline. Good bye bros, they are probably gonna come murder me.
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Dump the info anon, for the greater good.
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>>34893278
Name and shame, the only way to deal with pedo scum.
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>>34893278
Report them to the FBI
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When was the last time you had a panic attack?
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Can you explain what a panic attack is and what usually sets them off?
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>>34893244
Yesterday I took 2mg of clonazepan after a hour I was g2g and drifted into a slumber.
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>>34893244
whenever I go grocery shopping
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>tfw chinese in europe
>tfw 3 sisters
>tfw my 3 sisters have white boyfriends because white boys love asian girls
>tfw im virgin because white girls refuse to date chinese boys
21yo and kissless virgin while my sisters are sluts
Elliot was right
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>>34893209
any of your sister doesn't have a bf yet? I fucking love asian girls. are your sisters cute? I am from a stable economy in western europe and I am financially stable and like anime and memes
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>>34893280
can you provide the general direction of your geolocation so I can check if it's worth pursuing your qt sister?
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>>34893327
I am from germanistan
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Have never taken psychadelics before, or really taken so called drugs before, so LSD was a first for me.
What ended up happening is I took 180 micrograms with my friend, ended up having a bad trip, and I can't sleep. What's worse is that my hallucenations and flashes, of which they are a mild degree, haven't gone away in a week and a half and I'm afraid I may have these things forever.
It has also somewhat impaired my cognitive functioning and my head sort of hurts from it now. Also it's made my constipation a bit worse.
And yes, it was real LSD.
What do I do r9k, my friend is worried and I'm scared as well tbqh.
Don't know if I can function in real life like this.
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That was probably bad lsd which had heavy metals in it.......
These metals are short circuiting your brain so to speak. DMT would help get rid of these toxins, I've seen it before; do a large dose. Time as well would help.
Good luck
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>>34904489
You're not bullshitting me are you? The last person who bullshitted me told me to take 5-HTP and I did, for like 3 days to alleviate these hallucenations.
But so far it hasn't done any help so I quit taking it.
I'm such a dumb-dumb for taking drugs. Should've never done it.
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>>34904489
Dead nick sands two papers in the entheogen review on dmt and he mentions once it can cleanse the mind.
I've seen it work on tweakers and it pulled me out of some bad lsd which was making me schizo.
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being latino almost guarantees you will be a robot:
>usually manlets
>from shithole countries
>usually poor
>average intelligence
>ugly unless more European than indigenous
>big and overbearing families
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>>34893033
No. We have more kids than non-Latinos. You are just a bitch.
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>>34893557
>being beta providers for ugly indigenous woman while all the decent looking ones are taken by chad or pablo thundertaco
wow i'm so jealous!
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>>34893033
it sucks being Latino, you're still hated by racists, but you don't get the sympathy that blacks get. plus your not fetishized by anyone unless you're European. Sucks being Mexican, Hermano.