>tfw senior in high school (inb4 underage) >neighbour girl

>>34904599
Fuck her and cuck him. the true payback my nigg

>>34904686
I'd love to do that, and probably could if I wasn't such a sperg. He's a redhead, has patchy facial hair and glasses, not a looker desu

>>34904599
She wants to cuck her boyfriend who has a cuck fetish. You should shame them and hope they snap out of it or kill themselves.

>>34904599
>inb4 underage
>high school
why do edgelords keep doing this shit?

>>34904734
She won't cuck him, if they've even fucked. She's said to me "I remember I used to like you when I was younger, anon!" I've been friendzoned hard

>>34904720
>>34904778
at this point, none of that friendzone shit matters, fuck her, cuck him, then leave

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>>34904599
MODS GET THIS UNDERAGE FAGGOT OFF OF THIS GOD DAMN BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT WHY DO YOU COME HERE GO EAT PLAY DOH OR SHOVE A LEGO UP YOUR NOSE OR SOMETHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34904599
>I'll go, as long as you let me fuck

>>34904912
I don't think it's likely to happen, but might as well go I guess. She's sort of hot, but has gained some weight desu

>>34905041
do this>>34904974

commentato originalio

>>34904599
Just go. It's better than not going, infinitely better than going alone, and you can get a shitty story out of it if everything goes wrong.

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>>34905074
>saying that directly
Who am I, Chad?
>>34905082
I'll get some new posting material for threads here if it's a catastrophhe

>>34905108
Just tell her you like to be blunt about your intentions so there's no confusion and you don't miss something

>>34905108
for one night you can be
you can do it anon
believe

>>34904599
>>34904974
get a hotel room so you can "drink after the prom together"

unless they fucking lock you in the prom till 6am in the morning like they did for the prom that happened on my year

>>34904933
Stay mad virgin NEET, this is our board now

>>34904599
Go to prom so you aren't a fag. I wouldnt have gone except this girl just assumed i was going with her so i went, otherwise i would have stayed home and played destiny.

Also you don't automatically get laid if you go to prom, its not even that great. I literally stood there screaming when a song came on

>>34905130
>>34905127
If I get the courage, I'll definitely try. I know they're gonna break up eventually. She's practically said that in front of his face. I've known her my whole life though, so she says stuff like "hurr durr you're practically my brother"
>>34905132
What type of shitty prom was that?

>>34905108
You better smash before she ends up like this bitch:

http://efukt.com/21367_Cuck_Has_Second_Thoughts.html

>>34905184
Also you're not going to know 95% of the music unless you're a normie. I think i knew 1 song and it was some shitty song too, the girl i was with knew every song so i just moved my mouth acting like i knew what i was doing

OP here:

Am I expected to dance? Or do normies just sit around and talk? That's my biggest issue

>>34905239
You're going to have to dance or you'll look like you're retarded. Just do what everyone else does, even if you don't know the song or how you're supposed to dance to it.

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>>34905280
REEEEEEE I wish I wasn't such a cowardly faggot

>>34904686
>>34904720
>cucking another robot

Don't do it it's not worth it, tell the dude his gf is a fucking slut

>>34905302
Trust me I'm a fucking retard? Btw i didn't even "dance" with my date. Like that slow dance stuff i didn't even do, it was all the loud shit club music. If you have any friends there just stick with them for awhile.

>>34905350
I don't know why i put a question mark

>>34905346
He is a robot, or perhaps a failed normie. He gets bullied around by her all the time and he doesn't even stand up for himself.

>>34905377
Do the right thing and tell that cunt to go fuck off and tell the robot to get out of this shit "relation"

>>34905647
>to go fuck off
to fuck off*

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>>34904599
>A girl wants to go to prom with you
>Interacting with a female in any way ever
Get the fuck out of here normie GO BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT FAGGOT