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>>34982493
Beneduct Cunberiatcvh
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is it just me or does this video have a crazy amount of sexual tension. Also this aussie cutie seems nice and her life looks comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYVJbupG3Xg
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>>34982467
that whole place must stink like vag
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>>34982467
>half bangs
I feel betrayed
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>wearing a hat indoors
automatic red flag. even her body language suggests she was a huge roastie in high school

she probably jumped on his BWC right after they finished shooting

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I honestly find his videos amusing:
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=sjSArqfPh78
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The You.Tube Link You Commented / Posted Is Not Embed. Sir. Please Edit Your Post and.
Edit. The Link. Please. Thanks. Sorry Apologise For The Incavenience.
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>>34982484
>Not using 4chanX
Get a grip anon
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https://www.youtube.com/user/THEJORDANLONGCHANNEL/videos
Can't tell if he does this ironically

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA

When did you realize normies were right?
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wow, compare that to the 2014 video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8n11y2lxrE&feature=youtu.be

fascinating
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The 80's were an epic time
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>you will never go back to a time before the internet

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>tfw my only friend has a gf now
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>>34982249
>tfw my only friend got married
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>>34982249
>tfw no friend to lose

you people are just setting yourselves up for disappointment
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>>34982284
I'm here for you man

this post is now original

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>wake up
>feel unwashed, unclean and just filthy in general
>have bath/shower, brush teeth etc
>still feel fucking f i l t h y

how do i feel clean
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Do it again tomorrow, or at least the next day.

I know that feel tbqhwyf. It's a bad feel.
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>>34982182
You have to stop sucking dicks.
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>>34982182
Top kek. Seen you posting pics here a few months ago. How long have you been on this bolivian dumpster-diving bulletin board?

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>one shot at life
>born in poor family
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Just choose to stop being poor. Take responsibility and pull yourself up by your bootstraps!
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>>34982105
>one shot at life
>born in a poor family
>born current year where you've 50 50 of doing better than parents (USA)
>every gen before you had better odds
>every gen before you had better odds when male
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>>34982105
You need no sympathy,
Because you're easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me.

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does anyone else get really brave and motivated at night, and then go to bed, only to wake up and find all your courage and motivation completely gone?

this happens every night
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>>34982095
I imagine every robot is constantly experiencing something akin to this.
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I'm the opposite way. I wake up feeling energized and refreshed and if I don't do anything with the day I end up depressed and unmotivated as night sets in. Lotta nights I went to bed early just to escape my thoughts.
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>>34982095
It's called being a night person. I'm a morning person, can't get shit done past late afternoon

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Can we have a discussion about people like pic related?
Why do they act like this, do they bit realize how terrible they look?
They're often out of shape, ugly, have awful mismatched clothing, yet act as if they're somehow in any way desirable or cool.
I've seen these trenchcoat fsggots around my high school all the time.
Why would someone want to attract to much negative attention.
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>>34982083
Better be careful around them anon, they can be dangerous
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Its only sad if you aren't self aware, if you know people think you are a dork but do it anyway because fuck them then that's cool.
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>>34982083
They literally dress that way to ward attention of normies.

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>tfw when you fap 4 times in a row and you just sitting there with your legs cross and hand on ballsack
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>>34982064
>just lying there staring into space thinking about nothing in particular

this feel brings back memories
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>>34982064
>be your children from alternate realities
>>father why
>>save us father
>>don't you love us father
>>millions of years of family and you killed us father
>> why father
>>God's going to punish you father
>>we won't forgive you father
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>>34982064
>>34982090
god i wish i could relax like that, i usually just fap once or twice and immediately go back to work
>>34982114
christianity is weird

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>Get invited to social gathering by co-workers
>Not comfortable in these types of situations but force myself to go because maybe I'll make some friends
>Drink alcohol (thought this would help with my social anxiety)
>Drink way too much, act obnoxious for a while and then spend the rest of the night on the sofa with a bucket to throw up in
>Party ends and somehow make it home safe

The one time I try and get out of my shell, of course something like this happens. Can't even go into work tomorrow because I'm too ashamed to face my co-workers. Wat do?
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At least you tried. It's better to be a lightweight than a degenerate alcoholic. You did okay, Anon.
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>Drink way too much, act obnoxious for a while and then spend the rest of the night on the sofa with a bucket to throw up in

people get wasted at parties dude who fucking cares, stop giving a shit
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>>34982015
Just act as if nothing happened.

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>can't fap more than 3 times a day
Literally why live?
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>>34981965
You can do anything you set your mind to. Mind over matter. Nothing is impossible.

Grab your dick and never let go.
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i could fap 5x a day and my dick never went sore
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>>34981965
You can only fap with your dick 3 times a day. You can have as many anal orgasms as you want. I came 20 times in one day through my ass once, plus it feels way better than a normal orgasm.

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Fun Fact!

Soda Pressed sounds better than So Depressed!
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>>34981940
I wish I had a friend with a bubbly friendly attitude like that.
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>>34981940
That is a very fun fact, anon! Thank you for sharing!
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>>34981940
sure. now i may be "soda pressed" but i still want to fucking BLOW my brains out

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>have to let some emotions out
>walk around the neighborhood crying for a couple hours
>have to come up with a cover story for why you "went on a walk"
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>>34981920
I do this all the time except it's with weed dude lmao
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>>34981920
So you just walk around and cry?
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>>34981941
I can smoke at my parents' house but lol that feeling in high school was all too relatable.

>"where are you going anon?"
>"uhhh going skating with friends"

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>log on /r9k/ for the first time in 3 years
>almost the entire board is full of normalfags
what went wrong
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>>34981912
>what went wrong


Life
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>>34981912
it all went right. We all got gf's while you were gone anon, what have you been up to?
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>>34981912
>>I, an abnormalfaggot left, because this place was being invaded by normies
What do you think happened moron? Sick of this question being memed.

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