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Anonymous
2017-02-20 08:06:39 Post No.35002312
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:06:39 Post No. 35002312 [Report] [View this topic]

>dont even give a shit about sex/losing my virginity anymore
>just want someone I can spend time around

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Anyanymous 2017-02-20 08:10:11 Post No.35002361
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>>35002312
>just want someone I can spend time around
same

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:11:22 Post No.35002372
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>>35002312
>Think I want someone I can spend time with
>Any chance of that happening the urges suddenly come back at full force

You have not gotten rid of them, they've just gone dormant

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:12:31 Post No.35002385
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>>35002312
>implying they won't ghost you in your weakest moment

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2017-02-20 08:01:10 Post No.35002252
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:01:10 Post No. 35002252 [Report] [View this topic]

How to take a picture of a girls face in a small hall, if you don't know her?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:13:38 Post No.35002402
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:13:38 Post No.35002402 [Report]

You don't, you creepy fuck.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:16:36 Post No.35002446
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:16:36 Post No.35002446 [Report]

>>35002252
Walk up to her and literally take her picture. It's that easy.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:23:40 Post No.35002528
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:23:40 Post No.35002528 [Report]

>walk up to her
>unsheaths phone
>camera mode
>"what are you doing?"
>"it's for my little sister Umaru, you look like a real life Barbie :)"
>"dawww, go ahead then :) and say to Umaru I said hi :P"
>"done, thank you, bye"
>"bye :)"

Eazy like turning a page

Anonymous
2017-02-20 07:57:42 Post No.35002212
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:57:42 Post No. 35002212 [Report] [View this topic]

Why doesn't she talk like a normal person?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:59:20 Post No.35002229
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:59:20 Post No.35002229 [Report]

before anyone says it, girls cant have autism

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:59:20 Post No.35002230
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:59:20 Post No.35002230 [Report]

Why did Rick fight the Mouth of Sauron?

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:01:03 Post No.35002249
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:01:03 Post No.35002249 [Report]

fuck I posted this on the wrong board

Anonymous
2017-02-20 07:55:37 Post No.35002189
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:55:37 Post No. 35002189 [Report] [View this topic]

>Some chick from class just texted me asking to get coffee
>We've barely spoken in the past
>Seems really (almost excessively) excited
>Not sure if I'm walking into a trap
>Still looking forward to a date
I feel so conflicted.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:04:24 Post No.35002291
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:04:24 Post No.35002291 [Report]

She obviously interested in something class related, dont spill your beans

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:44:42 Post No.35002782
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>>35002189
pack your spaghetti and go fool noodle, anon

Anonymous 2017-02-20 11:00:22 Post No.35004219
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 11:00:22 Post No.35004219 [Report]

make sure to wash your genitals before you get your coffee you sperg

Anonymous
2017-02-20 07:52:24 Post No.35002136
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:52:24 Post No. 35002136 [Report] [View this topic]

>ex gf msgs me
>tell her to fuck off normie scum
>i control the power now

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:56:44 Post No.35002200
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>>35002136
>tfw OP's exgf is literally BTFO

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:59:56 Post No.35002235
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:59:56 Post No.35002235 [Report]

Oh,the irony.

orig

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:00:08 Post No.35002239
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>>35002200

the call that saved the robot

Anonymous
2017-02-20 07:44:16 Post No.35001985
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:44:16 Post No. 35001985 [Report] [View this topic]

Is it possible to get a Hitomi Tanaka teddies/cummies tier gf if you are:

>autistic
>chronically depressed
>sub 6' (5'6")
>butt ugly face
>several yrs behind the times on normie unwritten social rules
>introvert
>weeb
>skinnyfat
>recently became vegan (but not the militant ones who call meat-eating equivalent to Nazi genocide)
>nonfiction/history/paleontology/economics/sociology/biology/neuro-science-psychoanalysis bookworm

BUT

>you try your hardest to make up for whatever major defects you have by smoking fucktons of weed to blow your charisma through the roof and not give a single fuck whenever you flirt with girls (yeah weed gives some robots more anxiety but it's the complete opposite for me)

?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:46:01 Post No.35002010
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:46:01 Post No.35002010 [Report]

Your depression isn't working right you should've killed yourself already.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:49:26 Post No.35002079
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>>35001985
OP here

TL;DR: Is not giving a fuck aka charisma aka savagery THE magic elixir? Or is it not enough/needs to be combined with other stuff?

>>35002010
t. toasty ~~Chad~~

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:22:39 Post No.35002513
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anyone?

bamping for bro-tier /adv/

extra points for /adv/ that does not require big dick benis

Anonymous
2017-02-20 07:43:33 Post No.35001973
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:43:33 Post No. 35001973 [Report] [View this topic]

I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the domiat gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little baby to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:49:51 Post No.35002094
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:54:00 Post No.35002168
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>>35001973
please stop shitting up this board dedicated to original content by spamming a shitty copypasta. This is not original or creative or interesting. It is just taking up space in the catalog that a good thread could have taken up instead. Please, everyone who posts in this thread in the future, remember to sage, so this abomination of a thread does not last long.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:34:52 Post No.35002656
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I hate women because of this shit right here

Anonymous
2017-02-20 07:41:20 Post No.35001940
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:41:20 Post No. 35001940 [Report] [View this topic]

I got high for the first time in my life this weekend. Strongly recommend it boys, it was the happiest I've ever felt in my whole life.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:44:48 Post No.35001990
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>>35001940
kill yourself weedfag
and stop appropriating my favorite wholesome childrens cartoon

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:46:58 Post No.35002021
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>>35001990
>weedfag
The proper term is bongaloid.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:48:22 Post No.35002057
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:48:22 Post No.35002057 [Report]

Oh great another weed shill thread haven't had those in a while!

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2017-02-20 07:41:14 Post No.35001937
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:41:14 Post No. 35001937 [Report] [View this topic]

>masturbated 14 times today

Is there something wrong with me?? I wasn't even looking at porn or thinking dirty things most of the times and I still came

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:58:19 Post No.35002219
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>>35001937
So what were you looking at?

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:13:02 Post No.35002397
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>>35002219
I was doing some digital art and the urges just hit me so I went ahead and did it while I kept working

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I mean, are you relaxed or on edge?
If it works... don't mess with success.

Anonymous
2017-02-20 07:39:19 Post No.35001908
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:39:19 Post No. 35001908 [Report] [View this topic]

>try to get up courage to talk to cute girl
>find one on bus
>have a pretty nice conversation about political ideologies
>asks me what mine are
>tell her I'm libertarian
>"oh, so you're basically a sociopath?" she replies

Welp, there goes my self-esteem for the day.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:07:57 Post No.35002326
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>>35001908
it's ok she was a commie.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:08:24 Post No.35002331
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>>35001908
literally just saw this on /pol/

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:12:43 Post No.35002388
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>>35001908
Im pretty autistic so idk but i think they were just bantz right? You should've just laughed?
Also, im a libertarian and of all the ideologies she thinks that's psychopathic? I bet she believes people should be treated like children and the government needs to take care of everyone.
This is why you, or maybe just i, shouldn't talk about politics in public, especially with girls.
They have shit opinions anyway

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2017-02-20 07:36:14 Post No.35001866
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:36:14 Post No. 35001866 [Report] [View this topic]

>some dude joins my discord
>doesn't say anything
>ask who this person is
>starts to beat around the bush and spergs out
>ban him
talk about autism you experience

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:42:32 Post No.35001959
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:42:32 Post No.35001959 [Report]

The anons who constantly post these threads, that's autism

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:43:55 Post No.35001981
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>>35001959
i dont have autism im just very lonely

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:46:29 Post No.35002014
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>>35001866
>search 'discord' on r9k daily, maybe soc if im desperate
>join discords
>realise cliques and circles are already formed
>find it really difficult to settle in to servers, always feel like the new guy who no one got to know
>don't know how to small talk with people
>end up leaving server

i experience this autism every day
~~i'm so fucking lonely~~

Anonymous
2017-02-20 07:35:17 Post No.35001853
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:35:17 Post No. 35001853 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do so many robots think dicks are appealing?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:37:05 Post No.35001879
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>>35001853
because its all they know.

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>>35001853
>circumcised
If you're trying to make dicks unappealing, you're doing a good job.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:41:38 Post No.35001944
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>>35001853
That's a beautiful dick, no homo. I dislike the li'l square tuft of hair, though. As far as I'm concerned, If you're going to have pubes, go all or nothing; ~~groomed, of course.~~