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So me and this girl have been talking. At first it seemed like it was just friends but things started escalating. At one point she sent me a selfie with a bitmoji that was drawing a heart, and another that said "goodnight kisses".

And on more than one occasion she has sent me a picture where I could tell she had no shirt on, not a nude though. Sometimes she leaves me on read and responds later, or never responds until the next day.

Whenever I pass by her in the hallway she smiles at me and when I hold the door for her she says: "Thank you Thomas!" In a cheery voice.

She seems happy with her boyfriend but of course I'm not around with them so it's possible she's putting up an act for him. What should I do in this situation?

Pic related is something she's sent me.
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Thats typical behavior. You're just autistic
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>>35015393
Fuck off you cunt. What kind of female "friend" would send pics of themselves clearly naked and send hearts to some random dude?

You're the autistic one here.
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>>35015681
Projecting a little hard there buddy, maybe you if you stopped being a cuck and had a little control over your autistic tantrams you could have this girl by now

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Sometimes when we go a day without having sex my girlfriend gets really mad at me. She wants it every day and if I don't give it to her she gets in a bad mood

Anons how do you deal with this bs? These bitches are all crazy am I right?
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>>35015139

Wow what a terrible problem
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>>35015139
Wait wut did you just say ? Your gf wants sex and gets mad. oh poor fucking you. Is this all you have to complain about. Oh fucking boo hoo. Nail that bitch each day while you can you fucking fail.
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>>35015139
Well, first off I'd reccomend getting the fuck off this site and never coming back. Normie scum. Fuck off.

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>tfw have boyfriend that calls you mommy.
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>>35015097
your boyfriend is retarded. A male can never be a mommy. idiot.
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>>35015097
I bet next time you're OP will be in the obituary after he fucking kills you,sounds creepy af
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>>35015097
dumb mommyposter

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A really good looking guy told me I have a really good looking pussy. So think again next time you call me a roastie /r9k/
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>>35015058
Well how about you show it to us, roastie.
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and you believed him?
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>>35015058
But.. That would mean that you are a roastie. Bait or retard.

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We're bored, ask us anything /r9k/
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>>35015023
black belt in dick sucking etc... etc...
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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
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>>35015023
Why aren't your tits out?
Wait I got it. It's because this is fake and gay.
Sage

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What is the story behind this guy?

I only know him as the screeching clickbait "internet celebrity" he was a few years ago. Since then, people have been saying that he's redpilled, he hates YouTube, he's gone mad, and more.

I'm not looking through five years of his videos. Can anyone give me the story?
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>>35014992
He said something (they) didnt like
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News media is butthurt that someone has more influence than them while making more money, so they're running a smear campaign on him

Youtube included
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>>35014992
He's grown cynical and old. He's tired of the image he's garnered over the years and he's fed up with his autistic fans. And now, he has essentially stolen Filthy Frank and other obnoxious Youtuber's schtick in an attempt to keep things fresh, or maybe break out of that image? I don't know.

I think the Red Pilled Felix was always the real Felix, but he had to hide it under many, many layers of manchild and autism to maintain his Youtube Career.

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HOW DO I STOP MY MOM FROM TRYING TO TURN ME INTO A NORMIE???
I am only 20 and all I do is go to some shitty computer college course and then come back and fuck around in my favourite MMO where im end level hard grinder, the shit education already takes precious time from my grinding hours but now my stupid mom wants me to get job because apperantly "I will rot inside my room" WELL WHO FUCKING CARES LET ME ROT YOU BITCH, she wants me to get a job and waste EVEN more time on doing shit outside, if I get a job I wont have time to be endgame or fuck around on the internet, I will be late on the memes and I will become a fucking normie and laugh at some fucking 9gag memes FUCK YOU MOM YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35014951
You mustn't let her control you. Use everything you have gained in your MMO against her if you must.
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>>35015042
Im a heal slut
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>>35015149
Heal some big men as they beat up your mom.

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I live with 5 girls in my uni halls, AMA lads.
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>Straight up lying on the internet
What do you stand to gain?
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>>35014976
Literally not even lying anon, I go to university and there are 6 of us living the university provided flat. I'm the only guy
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>>35015032
Do you share the flat or is it like everyone has their own apartment? Do you fuck'em?

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Spare keys from a humble bundle
No time to explain - 54F3F-QC9YL-RNYFP
Guns of Icarus - 46CHR-5IWJ3-C82NX
post comfy pics in return pls C:
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I didn't redeem anything -- I just enjoy a nice comfy thread :)))
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>>35014866
bumping for some poor anon
im only playing ffxiv anyway
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chiptune comfy

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I'm a virgin dude,
is it gay that i just want a girlfriend to cuddle with her all night and tell each other our fears and secrets
how pathetic am i ?
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>>35014864
I'm not a virgin and I still want a girlfriend to cuddle with her all night and tell each other our fears and secrets.

Bitches just want dicking though. I don't have time, money or energy for that shit.
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>>35014864
not remotely gay, sex is nothing like porn
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Why do you think that's pathetic anon?

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So many things I want to do, but then I remember, "Oh, yeah. There's no point."
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Does it need one tho?
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>>35014817
Anyone who says that they write without caring who reads is a liar. Anyone who says they draw without thinking about who sees it is a liar. Anyone who makes music with no thought of how it will be received is a liar.
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post moar dawns

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What's for dinner robots 02/20
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>>35014688
I had instant soup... life fuck man.
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>>3501468

Your picture shows how low of a life form you are.
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>>35014688
vegan nugs with fries, veg and bbq sauce.

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How is this legal? I have to work with this whore....
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cant you report them to someone over improper attire
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>>35014627
Nice try, I've been seeing this image since 2003
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Cmon now, it's an old image but have some sex restraint if you work with QTs. Or ask them out

What was the closest you ever got to being intimate with a girl anon?
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>>35014622
prostitute, had sex but couldn't look her in the face
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>>35014655
The feeling was probably mutual.
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>>35014685
OH SNAP, ANON GOT LIT UP
POW POW POW

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Do I have to go to /pol/ to not be a NEET?
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>>35014602
the opposite actually
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>>35014602
Most people on /pol/ can't get a gf, and if they did, they keep all their sexist bullshit lowkey. No girl will like you if they think they should be property, and whoever says that probably has schizophrenia/are dating their mom and are to be ignored.
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>>35014602
/pol/ is just /r9k/ for the under 20 crowd.

>omg guys no aryan gf at 18 should I end it?

The reason it's so hard to get a gf is because the economy still sucks and it's going to suck for at least another depression.

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