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>you will never sit cross-legged in front of the TV watching cartoons in your pyjamas with a bowl of cereal again
>you will never pour your Lego collection on the living room carpet and spend all day building castles and conducting battles again
>you will never wait for your single mom to pick up a Big Mac on the way home from work so you can eat it while watching Simpsons at 6pm again
>you will never lock eyes with a shy, sensitive, studious girl during your freshman year highschool and notice her blushing again
>you will never lie in bed during warm summer nights and imagine all the things you have to look forward to in adulthood again
>you will never hang out with your childhood friends down by the river in mid-summer again
>you will never sleep over your best friend's house and whisper about which girl each of your likes and be told of a rumour that she likes you too again
>you will never be the apple of your mother's eye again
>you will never be perceived as having potential again
>you will never be the object of attention simply because you're a cute, good-hearted kid again
>you will never play Pokemon for the first time and feel bad for Bulbasaur and Squirtle for not picking them again
>you will never watch Pokemon, Digimon, Dragonball Z, Beyblade or any associated TV shows for the first time ever again
>you will never watch coming-of-age movies and get butterflies when the cute, mysterious girl falls for the awkward but clever protagonist again
>you will never look forward to summer again
>you will never look forward to the future again
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That's only because you were young. The 90s were kind of shit as far as decades go.
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Speculatory science fiction died somewhere around the late 90s when we realized as a culture that we have no future and there will never be any interstellar spaceships or colonized planets. Our civilization is nearing it's end and our grandest technological achievements will be the iPad and that Japanese robot that falls down all the time.
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>>35053821
This is what saddens me the most. We've come so far and latest and greatest we could muster was a tinder slut machine.
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Is there a beverage more comfy than hot chocolate?
>protip; yes there is
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>those comfy memories from your childhood that pops up in your head somethimes when high
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>>35053786
Herbal tea, I guess
>inb4 gay
ask me if I give a shit
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nightwalks are very comfy
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Calling all robots to space
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/r9k/ come hear me, the great scientists at NASA have discovered a new solar system
Just 40 light years away lies the Trappist 1 system
7 earth like planets
6/7 are Rocky meaning they have earth like gravity
3/7 are in the habitable zone meaning liquid water
They are all so close together that space travel between them would only take a few days
So tell me, why not leave this world that has forsaken you and forge a new destiny imin the Trappist system?
Start your colony
>name
>location
>legal system
>social organization
>main export
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>40 light years
>only a few days
You are dumb my man
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>>35053776
>distance between the planets in the system
You are dumb
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neat
was drinking a trappist beer when I read this
can this be a Christian only system?
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Has anyone here actually tried this shit?
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nope and they look pretty disgusting to me
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I had one, I think the strawberry.
It's OKAY, but nothing phenomenal, certainly not on a Little Debbie level.
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That's odd. Kek-people do not eat a muffin.
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Is going for a walk into the wilderness with a 9mm Glock, a handle of whiskey, and a pack of cigarettes a sure fire way of ending it all?
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Why do you even need cigarettes?
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are you going to blow yourself up with that glock?
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>>35053578
Get a s&w 500 and go out with a bigger bang.
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What was the happiest moment of your life anon? Very oregano original
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>>35053516
My first google adsense cheque of 120 USD
Now i make close to 2000 USD
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back when i was 10 sucking on that girls toes and licking her soles, it was all so easy back then
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>>35053516
Earlier today during the AMD Ryzen announcement
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MEI IS FUCKING THICC
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I like her lewd, obscene FATT body, but her face looks a bit weird. Like she has fetal alcohol syndrome or whatever. Its that stupid nose that gives it a way.
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>>35053347
she actually isn't- its just the thick coat she wears that gives you that perception,
It's been shown in some of her skins that she has quite a slender build.
regardless, post the uncensored version
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>>35053444
>tfw you will never be mcree in this situation
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Have you ever been banned for posting original comment at the end of the comment?
It finally happened to me.
Is it autism?
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yeah putting random words to block the robot is bannable
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>>35053325
Literally the first day they reactivated the robot I got banned for bloxing
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>>35053325
never been banned. Robot is completely useless and is an annoyance.
That mod was just being a faggot
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Should I send this text to my flaky ex-gf? A week ago she called me out of the blue, saying she "needed to talk to me about something", apparently something awful happened to her and it made her think of me. She also said she "might" miss me, whatever the fuck that means. Anyway I haven't talked to her for a week (although she said she'd call me "soon") and I'm tired as fuck of frantically questioning her motives. Here's the text I'm considering sending
>I don't mean to infringe if something terrible actually happened to you but you must know how this looks, you were apparently "frantically" trying to talk to me about something a week ago and I haven't spoken to you since. If you were solely concerned about a potential suicide that's fine but please don't drag this out or make it seem like something bigger, I don't enjoy holding my breath. At the end of the day you're probably just busy but our communication since 2015 has been fickle so I'd rather not make any assumptions, just let me know if you want to talk or not Hallie.
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>>35053303
this is frank, and not soppy.
go ahead and send it lad. you should.
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>>35053333
thanks famalam, I tried to cut down on the cuck speak if you know what I mean. I'll wait for a few more opinions but I think I'm gonna send it.
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>>35053349
just send the thing you fucking idiot, even if you sound retarded you shouldn't giev a fuck and to be honest, it isn't even a retarded text.
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>tfw you google image "white man white woman"
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>>35053268
the audacity of jewgle is astonishing. and no one says anything about it.
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>search European people art
Is it just a coincidence?
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>>35053443
no, the kikes at jewgle are trying to blackwash everything for the upcoming genocide.
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If i lose my virginity in the sims does that make me a normie?
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I wanna fuck your brains out you normie piece of shit!
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I want to take your dick and ruin it, like a carrot in a cheese grater.
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No go jump off a tower
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>that feel when realized nothing really exists
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>>35053078
I know right, it's all just a bunch of neurons firing tfw.
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Well something has to exist for something that doesn't exist to be contrasted to it.
Like when you go into a room and say 'wow this isn't really dark' but that's only becuase you have experienced darker rooms
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>>35053078
>tfw just a construct of anons imaginable
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New GF is less attractive than I'm used to 2017-02-22 06:41:16 Post No.35053024
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New GF is less attractive than I'm used to
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R9K I need your help to be less of a shithead. I've been online dating for a few months, and I fucked an extremely hot 20 year old for awhile, and then a pert, athletic 25 year old with like the best body I've ever seen. They were both dynamite in bed but fucking awful people who basically ruined me mentally. Like, my experiences with them were traumatically awful, and made me almost give up on dating again and go another decade as a pure robot.
However, before I gave up, a really nice girl messaged me on tinder. We get along really great, she's smart af, cultured, works in a really cool field, and is like the kind of girl I can see myself really spending a long time with. The only problem is...she's just not as attractive as other girls I've been with, physically. Like I can typically do pretty well with really attractive girls because I'm pretty handsome, and I keep thinking "boy I wish I could put her head on (other girls) body".
How do I stop this? She's awesome, not ugly or anything, and kinky as hell and down for literally anything. Our sex is amazing. I'm just not, like, quite as into her body as I was the other girls I dated.
How important is this? I'm a robot new to the dating world and it seems to me like mental compatibility is rpobably what really matters, since my looks will fade, and I want a real relationship
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Ditch her. Looks are everything. Brains don't matter that much. /r9k/ is full of above average intellectual losers, simply because they are ugly. If you're handsome, preserve those traits but maximising your potential with an equally attractive girl.
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>>35053024
>not being a virgin
>having a gf
Seriously, get the fuck out of here faggot. Go be a normalfaggot somewhere else. Also, KILL YOURSELF YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT
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At least youre not dating someone that you're completely unattracted tokill me pls
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Anyone here in a triad/throuple? Ever had experience with it in the past?
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>>35053013
I have 2 girls right now. One knows about the other. And the one that doesn't know is probably up for it.
So I'm curious too if someone has experience with it.
Also the one that knows about the other girl doesn't like it.
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>>35053046
That sounds like a toxic relationship, even cheating to me. One girl doesn't know about the other? Would she want to know? The other girl is uncomfortable knowing about the first one, does she desire to be with you alone? What if she wanted to also date a second boyfriend?
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>>35053959
Yeah it's pretty toxic but who cares. It's fun.
The one that doesn't know is bi and is kinky as fuck so I'm sure she wouldn't give a shit. Also this second is just fwb for now.
The girl that knows does desire to be just with me but I told her no.
If she wants to date a second boyfriend I wouldn't mind. But I'm sure she'll just end up leaving me for him so.
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Wtf happened to women. They don't even pretend to want being wined and dined
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>>35052995
lol thats a bot bro
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>>35053010
Shhh... don't spoil the fun for the rest of us.
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>>35053010
oh ok that makes sense I guess
why is it not trying to send me a link