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This movie perfectly describes what my life feels like
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>>35182485
omg so he does blind himself at the end...
i deduced this by noticing she is invisible in the poster
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>>35182485
So you got
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>>35182485
I really enjoyed the movie, but the ending was rather dumb. Nobody really "blinds themselves" to such an extent.
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>tfw gay and can't help it
I just like getting in my ass and sucking cocks. I even hooked up with a few guys on grindr and from craigslist.
I think I might be trans as well. I don't want to be gay and I would feel better if I was a girl and not a faggot.
Should I just kill myself, is this normal or mental illness. I don't like girls at all.
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>>35182439
It's mental illness, but don't let that stop you from achieving your dreams and being happy
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>>35182439
its not mental illness bro. nobody wants to be a faggot. thats why traps exist so they dont look liie faggots but girls instead.
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you are gay just be gay
Can we have a 2011 nostalgia thread?
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2011 was kinda cancer
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especially for the fucking moronic americans
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2007 had the best edginess of any recent year
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Post your go-to robot tier food
Pic very related
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>>35182339
The warm cummies from a womans (mans) feminine benis
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>>35182354
l should slaughter you, trash scum.
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I love eating chicken salad sandwiches. This is the one i had for dinner tonight.
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>fish can get a gf easier than we can
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>>35182331
>tfw you fire sperm on smaller female figurines in hopes of random fertilization
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>if animals want a gf they just hop on and rape
>humans have to get girls to like them and take them out on dates and even then you might be lucky if you get a kiss on the cheek.
fuck this.
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>>35182331
fish are the comfiest animals
prove me wrong
>tfw you can't
>inb4 cats are comfy !!!
then why do they scratch you, nignog?
holyyyy shit the captcha was to click on all tiles that went with a goldfish, kek is here for me <3
How do you deal with the fact that most teen boys have more sexual experience than you?
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Don't remind me Anon-kun
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>>35182283
I've stopped caring. Once I had hit wizardhood, it stopped bothering me. I'm too far gone.
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Obviously I do deal with it. How am I not dealing with it? What does this question even mean? Do grown men just drop dead when teens have sex?
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Okay so tying a noose is easy enough, you'll be set once you kick the chair, but whats the proper way to tie it to whatever you're gonna hang from?
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Bump.
I deserve answers.
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In whatever way won't come undone.
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Noose on the other side too?
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been having some suicidal and homicidal thoughts lately.
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Same here
not because i'm "depressed" because life is fucking boring
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>>35182150
Join the military
You get to kill people and then you can kill yourself because you killed people
It's a two birds for one stone for you OP
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>>35182150
old adolf looking pretty rough in that gif. the syphilis and meth must have been taking its course by this point.
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>dream about sucking trap dick
>wake up disappointed
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>>35182105
>He thought it was just a dream
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>>35182105
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, R9K!!!
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>>35182105
>dream about sucking trap cock
>in my childhood bedroom
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Whats do you call it when you can crack yourself up just by saying words with strange emphasis or just jerking your body around and laughing your ass off at how dumb it is?
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>>35182100
idk maybe autism
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>>35182100
Weaponized autism. You should get help from a doctor.
t. medfag
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>>35182119
but im not autistic and have gf etc
its just the only way i can ever laugh is if im by myself and just sperg the fuck out and it releases some weird chemical in my brain where i can even explain why im laughing so hard
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>work is getting so stressful you have to use various forms of sleep aids every night just to avoid having a nervous breakdown when you lie down to sleep
I hate being a wagecuck so much.
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>>35182044
>I hate being a wagecuck so much.
What kind of job is it?
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>>35182044
Remember what /pol/ says. If you hate your job, you're just being lazy. :^)
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>>35182084
low-level accounting
i sit in a cubicle and crunch numbers all day. I also hate accounting, but this is the one job I managed to score after years of bullshit.
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As much as I definitely enjoy solitude
I wouldn't mind perhaps
Spending little time with you
Sometimes
Sometimes
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>tfw I'll never spend gf and bf time with my oneitis
>tfw I'll never hold her in my arm while she sleeps
>tfw I'll never hold her hand and walk around in a comfy summer night
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>>35181914
>tfw so alone all the time
At least I'm emotionally damaged lol
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Drying up in conversation
You will be the one who cannot talk
All your insides fall to pieces
You just sit there wishing you could still make love
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tfw your parents are in denial 2017-02-28 01:43:48 Post No.35181784
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tfw your parents are in denial
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>Anon has such an enviable personality!
>Anon's always alone but never gets lonely!
>Anon is very smart, he's truly brilliant!
>Anon doesn't have a girlfriend because he doesn't care about that stuff!
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>>35181784
>tfw developed a sense of humor to keep people at a safe distance
>tfw prefer not having to bother with the act
>tfw smart enough to run out of fucks to give
spin it however you like
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>>35181784
>Anon is handsome if he lost a little bit of weight!
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>>35182098
stop eating so much shit you fat fuck
>already had dinner
>ordering a pizza
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post details of your pizza order. carryout of delivery?
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>>35182078
delivery, papa johns, pepperoni, but guess the size of the pizza
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>>35182101
sheet
oregano
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>arrange a date with a qt
>"I'll be taking my son with me is that ok?"
>"Y-yess"
There is no turning back is it?
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>>35181759
>funnyjunk
this didn't happen did it
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>>35181759
>"it's ok you can go, and I'll stay behind and babysit your son"
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>>35181771
Yes it did, got a match on tinder