>fish can get a gf easier than we can

>>35182331
>tfw you fire sperm on smaller female figurines in hopes of random fertilization

>if animals want a gf they just hop on and rape
>humans have to get girls to like them and take them out on dates and even then you might be lucky if you get a kiss on the cheek.

fuck this.

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>>35182331
fish are the comfiest animals
prove me wrong
>tfw you can't
>inb4 cats are comfy !!!
then why do they scratch you, nignog?

holyyyy shit the captcha was to click on all tiles that went with a goldfish, kek is here for me <3

>Beta fish cuck alpha fish by cumming on them and Stacy
Is this the secret to sex?

>>35182801
no cuz muh laws.

>>35182783
desu, I found Finding Nemo very comfy as a kid. I'd like to live a life like that as a fish.

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>>35182783
Does your fish do this?

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>>35182685
>>35182801
pretty much proves that consent is a social construct

>>35182872
So why do men hate getting raped?
men don't have pussies or princess statuses

I'll have to try this method...

>>35182331

>Female mandarinfish prefer larger males
But I'm sure human females aren't like that, just every other species of animal.
It's all about confidence. :^)

>>35182973
Anything with a monkey brain like ours can use reason and cognition to get sex. I'm a 5/10 and iv'e had sex with like 5 girls multiple times now.

>>35182906
>So why do men hate getting raped? men don't have pussies or princess statuses
They have the ability to feel pain and trauma. Those abilities in women are debatable.

>>35182906
not an argument, men have sex by insertion, women by getting penetrated
the jump to male ass rape is a shamefully obvious fallacy
pretty disappoint, tbdesu

>>35182331
Alternative mating strategies are the real Beta Uprising.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_mating_strategy

>>35182872
As fucked up and autistic as that image is, the part that bothered me the most was "rape is so anti-privilege"
Did the robot that made this just string together random buzzwords and shrug, "Eh, I guess that's what a SJW would say..."

>>35183231
>men have sex by insertion
Not if you're gay or into pegging
inb4 "hurr hurr but they ain't REAL men!"
Point is your boipussy can be used as a fuckhole just like a vagina, so why would you be so traumatized if someone raped you?

>>35182331
>Posting a post from reddit on 4chan
OUT