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>a movie night at my place tomorrow, just a few friends, a bit of booze, and some Stanly Kubrick
Honestly that sounds just awful. No thank you, please don't talk to me ever again

>>35298554
>White hair dye on a
>Hanging around a bunch of strangers
>Booze.
No...

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*repeats op*

>>35298529

You're fucked job wise. Places that run background checks will make you jump through hoops and then end up hiring someone else. You'll forever be questioned as a drunk and irresponsible. Might as well kill yourself now.

>>35298875
Oh thanks. You're probably right.

>>35298529
>bac of 1.6
you fucking wot?

people die at 0.3%

anyway, greentext the story because i missed it

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taylor hill

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>>35298427
>who would you pick?

ANRI OKITA

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just a cute feminine boy
fucking hell i'm so fucking ugly and masculine and hairy and i hate it but at the same time i don't want to be a stupid roastie or a gay tranny attention whore i fucking hate this feel help

>>35298414
That's pretty gay, post pics so I can fap to you.

>>35298599
N-No then he might know I was here and then tease me about it

>>35298620
I'm already hard and stroking it though. So take responsibility.

I just hide it with big faggy wristbands

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me but mine still looks less effeminate than yours

>>35298400
Are you black?

Originalcomment

>>35298368
Meh, I'm pretty much the epitome of neutral. I never do anything to help or hurt people in person, and on 4chan, I spend pretty much equal amounts of effort trying to help other people as I do being an asshole to others.

I guess. I'm full of self hate not others peopke hate. I don't want being a jerk.

I do, but im probably just neutral. I think good things of almost everyone and im positive tho, is just that in the end i do whatever i want. But normally i dont want to do evil things.

It may not be that much, but happy birthday Anon, take care.

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>>35298285
Hello anon! Happy birthday! How are you? Did you get any cake today?

I can contribute comfy pics and conversation.

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Happy birthday, Anon. We're with ya.

Buy yourself something nice.

you are going to be very disappointed by your first bj. that doesn't feel nearly as good as it looks.

>>35298207
just to feel someone's tongue on my dick would make me cum i'm 99% sure

probably either thirty seconds or indefinitely

my name is fartuto poozumaki and i'm going to be hokage of the hidden leaf village. believe it!

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>>35298067
Currently on episode 383 of Shippuden. I think all the hate around it is because
a) it's been hyped to death and
b) /a/ likes to be contrarian. They think it makes them seem like their taste in anime is deeper if they only watch shows nobody has ever heard of.

>>35298114
BRAAP NO JUTSUUUU

I wish I had a dream too OP

>>35298044
>I wish I had a dream too OP
share my dream

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>>35298002
>I can't wait until I move to Japan and marry a Japanese woman
>
>I will send my children to Japanese schools and have them only speak Japanese at home
>
>They will only eat Japanese food and I will dress them up super cutely in Japanese clothes every day

This
My Japanees wife and I will give them Japanese and I will take her last name, so that they will be completely immersed in Japanese heritage
I will take a Japanese name myself as well

I will be training in Japanese calligraphy or fishing or some other uniquely Japanese occupation, and I will integrate myself into that commuinity so deeply that nobody can say I am not Japanese

I will BECOME Japanese

I always make jokes about middle aged women; I find 99.9999999% of them to be gross, as do most people. I don't get why their "solution" to counteracting aging is to wear unflattering clothes, giant tent underpants, and tan their skin so it look 20 years older than it is.

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>tfw I have a 47 year old mommy gf who every man wants to date/fuck yet she picked me

>tfw my co-workers are jealous as fuck because we keep it secret

>tfw some of them have been working there before me and yet had 0 percent chance

Yes.

https://youtu.be/dE8UHCDVYB8

>>35297879
become a double amputee

Tie your hands or weat leather gloves OP

stop watching pornography

>>35297872
>Judging by the hole in the satellite picture the ice is getting pretty thin, but the water's getting warm so you might as well swim
even if the world completely deglaciated you could never swim in polar waters

>>35297872
>The ice is getting pretty thin, but the water's getting warm so you might as well thin

Anon are those lyrics? Because they're beautiful and should be lyrics.

>>35297892
Even if the world's on fire? How about yours?

You want robots to share their family archives?

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Probably fake, but Zer needs a mention in this thread.

Sauce: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Zeriaran2.jpg

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Cutting from a tumblr. Probably real because it has hesitation marks.

Sauce: http://little-little-paradise.tumblr.com/post/158003040710/i-wish-i-had-just-stopped-there-ive-made-such-a

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>>35297611
bump with the most beautiful girl in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUFL8WSxTgY

I've been searching for the same thing. I used to like The
Smiths but now it reeks of normies to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTITmXu3yMs