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live freely and automatically.
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What is this thread about? Autism?
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>>35050319
Being authentic, friend.
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i'd like to listen to robot success stories.
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If we were successful we wouldn't be posting here.
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I was a robot in high school but I was pretty smart so I ended up going to a really good college. I lied and told everyone I was really cool in high school and that I was just eccentric. I'm about to graduate in may and I've had several girlfriends and whatnot. I like to come here and check on how everyone's doing every once in a while
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I won a card game tournament one time. A card shop in indianpolis has a picture of me on there wall
Hey anon! Do your parents know you're gay?
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>>35049597
>Do your parents know you're gay?
I'm not homosex.
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>>35049597
I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot
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Once I left gelbooru open with some general tag and when I came back to my room I saw my mother crying thinking I was looking for gay porn. I had to sit there and explain her how gelbooru tags work, so she didn't think I was looking for gay anime porn.
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discuss what gets your rocks off
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These days I can get off to probably anything feminine. But what really gets me going is cumming. Men cumming, either on or inside women/traps. I guess I subconciously self-insert, or something.
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I just masturbated and came to traps / sissy men after RP'ing extensively with someone about cucking them and fucking their waifu.
In this post orgasm haze of self loathing I feel as if I've reached a new low.
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Does anyone know where I can find videos of different types of living things in various vacuum chamber tests? I saw this one video of insects in a vacuum chamber, but nothing happened.. so now I just want to kill my curiosity
>pic somewhat related I guess
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>>35049371
Bumping for interest
Oregan
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>>35049371
Please, someone deliver
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>I met up with my ex back when she still looked like herself
>we were in her room
>down to our underwear
>about to watch a movie
>for some reason we end up not being able to screw there
>somehow end up in a Walmart bathroom
>get a text from some current friends of mine asking if we want to watch The Wolverine (one of their replies: "Bitch when")
>she gets down on her knees
>pulls my shorts down
>my underwear is covered in weird stains I have no clue where they came from
>she disregards them and I put my cock in her mouth
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>wake up with massive erection
WHAT THE FUCK COULD THIS MEAN I'VE DREAMT ABOUT MY EXES TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW
IS THIS YOUR FUCKING FAULT SHAYLA
IS THIS BECAUSE OF YOU
Also, dream thread. Post shot that's stuck with you.
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>>35049359
Shyla? Are you black?
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>>35049492
No, I'm Asian. She's white.
can someone recoment me a onihole
my coche is 7 x 6
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POST THE COCK
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>>35049316
just buy the $20 utimi off amazon
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>>35049322
sorry i cant im undeage
The feeling when you didn't work the entire summer to collect money and use it to bet on Trump's election.
I knew he'd win, but it never crossed my mind to act smart.
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>>35049287
>Sees Trump announcing he's going to run.
>Immediately knew he would win
>Ridiculed for believing it
>"Oh yea? You think I'm so stupid? I'll go bet on his election on that opinion-voting site."
>Forgot to bet on his election on the opinion-voting site
>He got elected
>Still satisfied by the tears of dumb liberals
>mfw
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>>35049287
Fool, I made $5000 from this election.
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Some of you guys are alt-right, don't go to the mainstream media tomorrow.
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>>35049269
Why are alt righters so handsome compared to liberals?
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>>35049269
Kek, made me chuckle and I swear this is an original comment
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where's the party?
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>risk everything and go hopelessly trying to find a girl, when the 'love' will probably die quickly anyway
or
>stay lonely and insecure forever
life is strange
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>>35048697
c-can you tell me more about yourself?
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>>35048697
why would it die anon
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>>35048803
why wouldn't it die?
the average robot has nothing to offer a high standards roastie
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hey r9k
I've got pure liquid diarrhea right now and woke up to find that I shat the bed last night? Could I/should I go to school?
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>>35048598
You shat the bed. Just stay home mane.
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>>35048598
this can't end well, stay home to minimize embarassment
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>>35048598
FYI OP shitting your pants infront of crush shows dominance, atta boi
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ITT: EVERYONE SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY LINE BY LINE ON VOCAROO
Go!
Reference
https://youtu.be/fJ9rUzIMcZQ?t=4
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>>35048565
No one else is so I wont be singing it alone sorry
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>>35048565
kys tbqh fgt
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>>35048565
>Make thread
>Nobody replies
If I were you I'd kill myself OP. Sage
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Canada is not a real country
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Google 'M-103'
"Islamaphobia" (undefined) will soon be made the equivalent of a Felony and insulting any Muslim will be punishable by by several years in Federal prison, a ban on jobs, etc.
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Saudi money too good
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>>35048519
How can Canada be any more cucked? It seems they already have sandnigger blasphemy laws.
I really hope Trudeau and his regressive cronies get beheaded or something.
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>>35048519
Holy shit. If something this fucking ridiculous actually makes it through, I'm going to become a proud citizen of the USA.
Alpha, in the time we knew each other, we weren't the closest of friends nor did we share our most intimate secrets with each other. We weren't two peas in a pod nor were did we stay up till 2am chatting away about dumb shit like teenage girls. But I'd be lying if I said you didn't mean anything to me. I don't want to see a farewell thread uploaded anytime soon and so help me fucking god I will do everything in my power to help you get your life back on the path you want to take it. If I can't reach you anywhere else then I don't care if I have to make a thread about it because I know in your final moments, you will take a trip around here and I need to be somewhere you might come. This is me reaching my hand out to you. Don't go through with this. This isn't me telling you life gets better or other bullshit, this is me telling you that ending it all is not the solution. You're an awesome dude and there's a reason you and I became mods within our first 10 minutes(jk im only mod because of you). You are a fucking awesome dude. You were one of the coolest guys on the server and there is a reason it was given to you. Your online persona is a reflection of your real one. Please reconsider.
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Look cunt, just come back on discord. It doesn't have to be tonight.
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>>35048214
Nice blog post you fuckin beta autist
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>that kid who makes a bomb threat to the school to get out of taking a mid-term
Pic unrelated.
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>that kid with the big butt
I want to FUCK you, mason!
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>>35048119
>That kid that cut himself with any sharp object he would fine to appear lonely and depressed
Good thing that wasn't me
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it's easier to just pull a fire alarm. And comes with far less consequences.