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browse the chan
lazily jerk off
inevitably redose
lean against something and instantly fall asleep

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STOP TAKING BENZOS
EVERY DAY YOU'RE NOT TAPERING DOWN A PUPPY DIES
YOU'RE MAKING YOUR MOTHER CRY

people who take benzos for recreation are the dumbest fucks in the world. it's a boring drug for anxiety. stop abusing it.

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>>35057145
Enjoy being banned gaylord

>>35057183
No you will be the one getting banned with my army of babybrained roach mods.

>>35057145
Well hello there Eliot Rodger, how's things going.

chads are still humans, they've been through a lot more shit than stacys. unlike Stacy, chads work both for their body and their economy.
Stacy is there to mooch off of Chad's money

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>>35057050
That guy looks like Kevin Sorbo

>DISAPPOINTED

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>>35057050
>those birthing hips

I don't give a fuck, I want a fat bf.

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>>35057021
I'm all yours, baybay.

>>35056840
sleeves, especially long ones on that would be EXTRA qt friend

>>35057267
NO!
sleeveless or nothing

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Good taste my dude, but 2D >3DPD

>>35056808
Crow master race. They look dope and are smart as fuck.

>>35056808
crows are pretty far ahead of pigeons in term of classical intelligence tests

obviously neither. Green cheeked connure all the way my friend.

>>35056748
See your doctor, check possible side effects of what you were taking and any correlation with sleepwalking.

>>35056831
I used(?) to sleepwalk since i was a kid, like i got up, turned all the lights on in the whole house and gone to sleep again, but i DID NOT remember those things, other people had to told me.

This shit i DO remember vividly.

I do this
I used to take a bunch of adderall and benzos and ambien and now I take none of them
This started right after I got out of acute withdrawals
No solutions, still happens sometimes, not sure why; you're not the only one who has weird sleep smoking/eating sessions though

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you're pretty fucked up

>>35056783
>y-you don't think my little solar system is cute?

>>35056849
i hope you get teleported back to ancient egypt and you learn what the vowels are for their language and you get teleported back to the current day but nobody believes you, and then you get upset and spend 850 euros on a flight to cairo to try to read a cursed seal in a museum to bring the floods to earth but it doesn't do anything and you feel pretty upset about it even though you're fluent in ancient egyptian now

>>35056602
Just join in on the fun

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>>35056602
>Anime club in college

>To socially anxious too join

just do it

anon i accidentally applied to 2 jobs with a one-click apply
had an anxiety attack akin to a 30 minute out of body experience
then applied to two more

the service i use notifies me when my application is even looked at

one accidental application is looking at my resume 3x now

i'm gonna vomit. best of luck

>>35056542
Wtf! I did this for a whole year without ever receiving a positive response. Never had to cry or punch a kitten.

All you risk is not finding a job. Advice is you change your facebook name cos people look at your shit before answering you (for real!).

Good luck anon may the shekels flow through you!

Gaha I just learned via email that I didn't get past the phone interview for a job that I thought was in my wheelhouse. Let's all kill ourselves

>>35056530
Dang the feels. 1996 I was graduating high school and had my only close friend ever. Last I heard from him he was in Vermont that was back in 07. Thanks for the feels anon

>>35056700
>1996 I was graduating high school

jesus christ you are fucking ancient

>>35056700
I hope it all works out for you Iad

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>>35056410
>tfw invited to a fake party

>>35056420
whats the story anonychan?

>>35056410
>tfw invited to a party

Wew, better dust off that husk of a personality I still have somewhere!

>>35056386
>I don't think I've ever seen a mentally healthy girl.
I fixed that for you.

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>>35056386
its a red flag if she doesnt like Trigun

>>35056386

Yes. Refuse her, use your hand and die a virgin.

>>35056316
it means you are an emotional tampon
and nothing more.

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>>35056316
>What did she mean by this?
She's insecure, like 99 percent of girls.

But she might also like you, actually. It's rare that girls ask a completely unattractive guy what he thinks.

>>35056265
no

organ

>>35056265
first show us your spleen