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>tfw you will never have a qt eastern Europe gf.
Why live
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>>35060636
you will never date a tall Eastern Europe model
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>>35060636
Holy shoot!
What happened to his face?

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>sleep is all the fun I have anymore
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>>35060578
>tfw spend entire day drifting in and out of consciousness experiencing a host of different dreams that I immediately forget upon waking up
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>>35060578
Sleeping itself isn't fun but dreaming is really my only joy in life at this point.

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>tfw no sanitation engineer bf
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>>35060470
t. still browsing this board and kind of depressed now.
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>tfw no janitor of lunacy gf
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>>35060470
>Tfw people are making money off of people's poop

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I was added to this Whatsapp group filled with normies and low-key weeaboos and posted that picture, now they all think I'm racist because they don't understand that the brains are supposed to represent one's choice, not the person in the picture. Now everyone is mad at me because they think I'm racist.

WHY CAN'T NORMIES MEME REEEEE
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>>35060367
>I was added to this Whatsapp group filled with normies
that makes you a normie
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>>35060417
exact same thought.

OP you fucking spic, normies are not to be spoken to. They know nothing.
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>>35060417
I was added by a weeaboo friend that I hadn't talked to in years. He just bumped his entire contact list in the group

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It should be illegal to act like an asshole in public

https://youtu.be/ODPgIYPn6Go
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>>35060347
please stop shilling your channel
also how do you have a gf when you behave so autisticly
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>>35061265
She's like me:)

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Who here /keeper of secrets/

People seem to open up to me without much doing on my part. They appear comfortable telling me intimate details about their life. I frequently find that I am the trusted confidante for friends or complete strangers. Can anyone else relate?
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Same here OP
Just started wagecucking and this coworker is already spilling all her life secrets to me
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>>35060394
I wonder if its something with our energy. Like they know deep down that we can understand or relate on some level. Not to get too metaphysical but, it is something
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I used to be like that. It doesn't happen anymore but maybe it's because I haven't interacted with anyone but one person in a whole year.
When I was seventeen, I joined a group of people. I added them them in messenger and two girls separately and by their own volition told me that one of the guys might have impregnated one of them while the other was is ex-gf.
Then the dude talked to me and said "you know, don't you?" I told him no and he said "I thought you knew!".
Also by that time I had something with a girl (one of the few times I've had anything with a girl at all) (we made out) and her motherfucking boyfriend called me on the phone and told me "G told me she cheated on me!!" and proceeded to cry over the phone for the best part of an hour.
I'm kind of glad it's over though.

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>normie brother sees me watching Gabriel DropOut
>"What the fuck how come you only watch animes that has only girls in it?"
>mfw
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Is he younger than you? If he is you should make him your anime girl.
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>>35060414
No he's older.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-NTv0CdFCk
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>>35060266
BORING AND SLOW
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>>35060266
That's a nice screenshot.

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I tok out da gabrage and clean my room and do lundry 2day mummy said im her favorite hapler
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>>35059874
You're not doing Helper threads right.
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>>35059874
Gut fo you apu

Lvl 1: Life is great! God is watching over us! Everything is alright! I have to be a good person and ill get to heaven.

Lvl 2: Everything is so shit. God is not real. Fuck you God. Also since God is not real im now super evil, id totally kill people if i wanted to.

Lvl 3: God might exist or not, im not really sure. Still morals arent a real thing so i can do whatever i want. The world is a fuck.

Lvl 4: God might or might not exist, but morals are decided by convenience of the majority/reasons and they arent invalid because of that. If there is only ourselves in this universe then we should be kind between us. Still i feel so empty.

Lvl 4.5?/: The world is so beautiful, and so cruel. In any case, i can still do evil things from time to time, since im free./In any case, ill do only good things because im free.

What levels wait ahead?
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That moral nihilism is silly and that true good and evil do exist.
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Lvl 6: Consciousness is intrinsically biased to mediocre sensory organs and filters away most input on top of that. Reality is pure subjective illusion and all the universe is merely a reflection of the mind perceiving it.

Lvl 7: the outern masters without yon caverns ov mind & mindmind within them yoouu art on pieecee
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>>35059791
Level 10: God is real and we must obey him.

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Why is this a meme? It's like fried chicken, minus the best part. The skin
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>>35059633
Dip it in BBQ or Buffalo sauce you moron
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>>35059633

I don't really like chicken skin. I prefer the breading they put on tendies.
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>>35060057
They? You don't make your own?

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What are some weird grooming habits you have that normies would find weird? If you even bathe or groom at all. Mine are.

>pluck ballsack hairs
>shave arms, hands, fingers, feet, and toes.
>shampoo my eyebrows.
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>>35059591
>stroke you off while you're shampooing your eyebrows
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>>35059619
Sometimes when I pluck my ballsack hairs I end up getting a semi hard on then I jerk off.

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>I've had 3 normies call me a loser this week...
>apparently you're a loser in this society if you:
refuse to be brainwashed into being a slave 40 hours a week just to get minimum wage
refuse to let the school system brainwash you into thinking you can only achieve something in your life if you obey and walk in line like a good little sheep
refuse to objectify women and get an empty but pretty doll for a girlfriend and then have stpid brain dead kids
>I can only laugh at them
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>>35059534
how 2 become neet ?
Looks so cool, but I don't think I'll ever be able to become one
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This society is so degenerated,so utterly morally bankrupt that it drains any and all hope one might have for ever living a somewhat enjoyable life. It`s horrible.

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Is society going to become less degenerate at some point during our lifetimes or will it just keep getting worse?
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It is never going to get better.

Things do not go back to the way they used to be.

Mourn, and move on, if you can.
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>>35059398
Spread of Islam will fix the degeneracy.

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Are you a real robot?

Have you ever caught a normie- like, a real Chad?

Have you ever tried a greentext?
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>>35059367
>Are you a real robot?
Well, uh, technically uh, nah
>Have you ever caught a normie- like, a real Chad?
Nah
>Have you ever tried a greentext?
Nahh, nah
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>>35059448
All right.
I can see that I will have to TEACH you guys- how to be- robots!
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>>35059505
*Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*

Now listen closely. Here's a little lesson in robotry. This is going down in history. If you want to be a robot number one, you have to catch a normalfag on the run.

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