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Can dogs recognize a cum-covered human penis or do they think its food? 2017-02-23 06:21:46 Post No.35066516
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Can dogs recognize a cum-covered human penis or do they think its food?
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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Collie#Description
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That dog you raped doesn't love you either, anon. Sorry.
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Should this be posted to sci or better yet Black Science Man?
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>your intelligences exceeds that of the suns
>normie earthlings will never know how you feel
It just sucks that they win at night
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>>35066486
suns don't have brains retard
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>>35066489
Fucking brainless earthling, everything has a brain
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Fucking faggot orignal post
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Roastie Attention Whore Trolling Again about Asian Cock. 2017-02-23 06:19:06 Post No.35066468
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Roastie Attention Whore Trolling Again about Asian Cock.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laJ3niKOfTY
She's collecting beta orbiters again.
pathetic troll
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All she needs is some curly fries and horsey sauce if you know what i mean senpai desu
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She also made a really nasty song about the rivalling blonde. Or Tyger actually did. But he has deleted it.
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hey i'm drunk and coked out and i've embraced death like a good boi tell me r9k when did you know love was real?
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when i was tripping on LSD after a few months of dating my first girlfriend and i realized i was smiling, and like you do on acid I kept asking myself why I was smiling and the answer I came to was that I was in love.
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>tfw no liz fraser gf
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>went to bed at 1am last night
>woke up today at 6:30pm
whats the longest you've ever slept robots?
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>>35066040
When I was on anti-depressants I'd sleep like 16 hours a day and still feel exhausted as fuck.
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>went to bed at 5 pm
>wake up at 8 pm
i woke up for like 20 mins in the middle but idk if that counts
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>>35066105
well, thanks for at least explaining why I probably slept so long. Started them 3 days ago.
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>it's another getting up at 6am for class episode
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>6am
Try every week day from 5am to 5pm
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>he doesnt wake up at 4am just so its dark when he leaves and nobody is around
fucking normalfag. Why are you so busy on an evening anyway? Just go to bed early - it isnt ike you'll be partying.
>mfw im so ugly that nigger monkeys wont even talk to me on dating sites.
Yes I have gotten so desperate im willing to date a chimp
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If a chimpanzee can use a computer then she's obviously out of your league.
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>>35065813
What do you mean
Originallllaaa
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>tfw will never wake up a hot girl and take advantage of living easy mode
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I don't understand. If you wake her up there's a chance she might identify you to the cops later.
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>tfw afflicted with gynophilia yet I would blow my brains out from the existential horror of waking up as a hot woman
Why are there no movies about this? I can't be the only one.
Right?
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Is it weird that I prefer short haired women over long haired ones?
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It'd be weird if you didn't
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Why would it be weird in the slightest? Shit thread.
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>>35065645
yeah dude total psycho watch out
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Is it still possible to find girls who aren't consumed by materialism?
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Nope. If they claim they aren't, they're lying.
Also all women eventually turn into materialists as they get older
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>>35065543
Look in a communist online dating site
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>>35065543
>*SIGH* Woe is me, for I am surrounded by these low IQ materialistic sluts.
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So I went on a date with this girl and when hanging out she decided to take me to a gay part of the city where lots of clubs are to meet some of her fag friends there and ended up staying there for a while with me as the third wheel.
What am I supposed to think of this? I actually feel quite offended she took me there as I'm thinking she was suggesting "you belong here" or some shit.
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U grab her by her pussy and say "this! This is wat i like! This is wat i want!"
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you are right in thinking that, op. one of two things happened; either she thought that you were actually gay and was trying to hook you up or she was quite simply straight up insulting you.
drop her.
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You blew it. You're the only straight guy for a mile with the woman, surrounded by non-competition. An alpha would've owned that, had his hands on her the whole time and made a great impression on the girl.
Instead you got all butthurt and angsty now she probably thinks you're a closet fag, or at least an insecure beta not worth dealing with.
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My parents interrupt every fap session I have. Somehow when I go to fap they wake up out of bed every single time and ruin it.
How do they know when I'm masturbating?
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>>35065406
they can smell it
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Can probably smell your cum/precum evaporating off your dick while you heat it up. Or they can hear you fap fap fapping. Or they figured out you masturbate at a specific time and wait until then to disturb you.
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Charisse had sex friends and will one day have beautiful, healthy children. She also took care of children in her family. Why do you refuse to have children /r9k/? Why do you refuse to have sex? It's so easy that even paralyzed people can do this no prob.
By the way,
You missed the live stream today.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JuTfPcxoLWg
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>>35065380
>tfw no paraplegic gf
why live
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>>35065380
>It's so easy that even paralyzed people can do this no prob.
>people
women
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I got six audible credits I need to spend before I cancel my membership.
What are the best (hard to find for free) nonfiction audiobooks, excluding self-felating autobios?
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>>35065377
I really like her face. Do you have any more of her?
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Audiobools are gay I have the computer voice read to me
Hardcore robot
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Explain how being fat isn't a mental illness.
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>>35065346
basically, yeah
it's the symptom of mental illness
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>>35065346
Fat people shouldn't be allowed to continue their self destructive life styles.
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I wouldn't put it as a mental illness but really a comfortability and acceptance of a very terrible thing. I would say that many mental illnesses play into being fat though. Never met a total autist that wasn't fat as fuck.