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>>35750325

oops fucked up second link

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06AojK2MqaD

Say "Daddy fuck my little ass" please.

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>>35750449

see youre not making me happy right now

L A M P M A N

To me at least is funny, i hope the girl isn't that dense

>>35750320
if she doesn't love you forever after this she wasn't worth your time anyway, anon

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>>35750320
Hoooooly fuck this is incredible. If she doesn't at least get a chuckle out of that she was never worth your time.

In any case, you couldn't possibly fuck up worse than I did.

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>>35750316
>ywn be mentally ill
>ywn have an excuse for being a complete failure

mentally ill anons don't know how good they have it

>>35750343
this Tbh

i'm mentally perfect but I still have no friends and am a virgin, just with no excuse

Luckily you don't have to wish

These emboldened bikers are morons.
>y-you're breaking the law!
>y-you're on camera!

I got in a driving accident in October drunk driving plowed into the car and I hurt my back to where I can't even stand long periods of time. I'm only 20 I wanted to kill that guy I was seriously going to but I coilrnt get out of my car in time. He got away and now I'm in constant pain I tucking Hate drunk drivers and road rage idiots

he was lucky if that was a man in the car than he would of had the dexterity and thought process to quickly run him over, luckily it was a woman who probably took a week to fully process what happened

you don't spend 250 dollars on a first date, a first date that you met on an online dating site..
go get a fucking coffee of something , or go get lunch at a decent sit in restaurant

>>35750939
so what should I do with the rest of the money?

>>35750980
idk man, save it for other dates if you don't need it for anything else.
first date, first time you are meeting her irl you want a noncommittal engagement. coffee or lunch is quick and easy, if it goes to shit or there is no chemistry you can say it was nice to meet and then peace out.

you're meant to smoke the whole thing in 1 drag and swallow the smoke

Yep, the more you cough the better.

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Stop smoking or attempting to smoke

>>35750208
Kill yourself

asdfjlsd

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>>35750208
end thineself mine brethren

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>they're all going to invade here again
>some of them won't leave

TFW you guys are btfo by this

>>35750169
>>35750264
I just want to have at least one friend guys. How hard can it be

>>35750169
Well obviously that's true. Your gf is supposed to be your friend first and foremost. If you don't know how to make friends, you won't be able to get a gf.

>>35750099
>tfw tired but also gay
this

>>35750099
>look at me I'm gay tfw no bf I suck dick
worse than vegans

>>35750099
How many times can that phrase be repeated

Gtfo tumblr normie faggot

>>35750068
Now i want a fucking hotdog
Fuck you

Maybe it's time to consider homosexuality

>>35750068
That's funny, I can't stop thinking about your hot dog

I didnt mean to kill the town's chicken

>>35750044
I only make the FINEST mead....

>>35750044
bride or intimidate, then avoid the province's capital and towns for as long as possible. At least that's what I remember doing when I played.

>>35750041
Stay away from my women or else.

I like any girl that isn't hideous and gives me the least bit of attention.

why do you post this every single fucking day?

what is your motive because it isn't an answer to your question?

At nearly 30 the damage is already done to my life.

You can't be a shutin for 10+ years through your entire 20s and come out of it normal. It's just not happening.

>>35749997
If you're going into the military or you are eventually hoping for a job that requires a security clearance then you shouldn't see a psychiatrist but if you have no legitimate reason not to see a psychiatrist just because you're afraid it will taint your medical record that no one can access, and I mean no one. Your future employers will never be able to see your medical records unless you give it to them personally. I mean this there is a federal law protecting you from even the federal government. No one can view your medical records unless you release them.

>>35750088
>If you're going into the military or you are eventually hoping for a job that requires a security clearance
This is why I'm not going.

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ok but mine arent gay

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OriginaI foot

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>>35750578
Other original side

Fembot here


Ugh ikr :(

>>35750010
i'll be your homegirl if you want :()

tfw gril with female friends
tfw they see me as a father-like figure
tfw they would all date me if i was a dude
tfw