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>tfw I had to get Chad to beat up my boyfriend because he was getting upset over the one-sided open relationship that I demanded...
any femanon know this feel?
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>>36372360
no. why would i want to beat someone up.
I also wouldn't date a guy thats an asshole and would beat someone up just because they feel superior. huge turn off.
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>>36372360
No. I know this is bait, but we're not that terrible. I've only ever had one boyfriend and I want to marry him. What's the point of dating someone if you don't like them?
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Any other fembots here? I love getting fucked by tyrone and Jamal, as well as having sex with refugees like Abdul and pajeet.
describe your lifeusing one word only
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>>36372358
Waiting. It must be original
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Monotonous. Simple as that.
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shit
this blocks the algorithm
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>tfw no incurious bf
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>tfw another one of these unsuccessful threads
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>>36372380
I'm pretty sure Tomokoposter doesn't really want anyone to post saying they'll be his/her bf, Tomokoposter is just complaining to complain. Or maybe it's shitposting. Regardless, Tomokoposter doesn't expect or want these threads to be "successful".
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>tfw no ink urea gf
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
>no ''death hopefully xdxd'' replies
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>>36372304
Death hopefully xdxd
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>>36372343
I SAID NO REPLIES LIKE THAT
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>>36372343
I was literally about to type this. Being dead as shit.
I might as well tell something that happened to me so long ago.
>be 9 year old me
>some kid comes to my house
>he knows me, yet I don't know him
>he must be some kid in school that I never noticed
>he enters my house and downloads roblox on my parent's computer
>he starts cursing which I didn't mind but my dad did
>he's playing a jeff the killer map
>join him because why not
>we have fun, I tell him I have a Wii.
>he had Super Smash Bros Brawl with him.
>fuck yes.mp4
>we play SSBB
>fast forward, it's time for him to leave
>he leaves, leaving behind his copy of SSBB.
>he doesn't even know he left it behind
>he never came to my house again
>I literally just got a free copy of SSBB.
>pic related, it's the copy of SSBB along with the date the picture was taken
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I read your shitty story, OP
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Nobody would ask for a timestamp your story was shitty as fuck
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>>36372299
>9 years old
>wii
Come back in 5 years when youre old enough
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i'll begin
chrahart wip jacket
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also template
nigel
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>>36372275
You're a girl, you need to gtfo.
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>>36372275
>Habbo
my bobba
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Hey you dirty Joy Lane
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>>36372208
One ugly mutha fucka
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HM, JOY LANE?
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Nigga looks like a Behelit
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>trw I'm twink top and love botton muscle bodybuilders
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>>36372195
So fucking hot!
Have a (You)!
>do they moan in ecstasy? Seeing their buff ass in a submissive state!
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>>36372195
>tfw hairy, tall, older guy says he wants me to cum inside him
hnnnng
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>>36372841
>hairy
N, I prefer smooth daddies
>>36372579
>do they moan in ecstasy?
Sure
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The image speaks for itself.
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>>36372149
yeah, your beta ass wouldn't last a second
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Except you died at childbirth.
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>>36372164
>implying betas are natural creations
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>65 years old
Just
Fucking
Why?
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>>36372114
Timestamp you fuckimg codger
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>>36372177
1952?? Is that what you mean my birth year??
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>>36372114
Timestamp
Just do your passport and censor the name and shit
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Does anyone else not care how many men the girl slept with? 2017-04-18 06:50:55 Post No.36372093
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Does anyone else not care how many men the girl slept with?
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I mean you are not honestly going to start a family, so who cares if you are the twentieth guy at least you get some intimacy.
Tthis is all purely theoretical. I never had a gf or anything.
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>>36372093
If I wanna date a benis inspector I'll date a benis inspector.
If I wanna date a faithful companion I'll date a faithful companion.
Just don't lie or pretend your something your not.
>as if any of that matters anyway cause I don't bother to bother anymore
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>>36372244
Not pretending, i really dont care.
Who talks about being faithful? I am talking about partnet count not cheating.
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>>36372093
I only care because I want a one time experience of losing my virginity to a virgin. It can't happen if i lose it to a slut first.
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Are you anons ticklish? 2017-04-18 06:47:14 Post No.36372006
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I mean you know being robots and all we don't get much human contact. Hugs, and what not. What of tickling? Are you ticklish? The feel of another person making you laugh?
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>>36372006
I'll need sauce on that porno
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>>36372006
I hate being tickeld it makes me freak out and makes me want to get violent
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ticklish af, i tell people it annoys me so they do it but it feels great
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>agree to go to party
>end up sitting quietly on the couch the whole time
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>>36371980
At least partake in the conversation going on on the couch. Baby steps, nigga
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>agree to go to party
>drink way too much, take any and all drugs i can find and make a complete fool of myself
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>>36372041
>agree to go to party
>end up sitting quietly on the couch
>normies decide to approach my cozy spot
>they begin to talk about the fun they had in the last party
>"boy, you don't talk much do you?"
What am I suppose to say? "yeah! it sounds like a fun time?".
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Guys, I just realized I'm a fucking loser what do I do?
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Just stop being a loser anon
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>>36371952
>I just realised I'm a loser
>I just realised
>I just
>Just
Really just ify-your loser-dom
>He just realised it
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>>36371975
i can't just stop, things keep going wrong. life's so fucking awkward i hate it. I can't thrive in world like this. I'm an awkward piece of shit.
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How come non white guys like curvy women while white guys like thin women?
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All crackas ass muffuckas are latent ass gays so they be attracted to boys bodies
meanwhile us straight niBBas love a real women with dey ass n tits
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>>36371940
cause white boys can't fit their dick in a thicc girl
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>>36371940
In my case. I can go 22 cm deep while having that fat buttocks bouncing on me.