>agree to go to party >end up sitting quietly on the

>>36371980
At least partake in the conversation going on on the couch. Baby steps, nigga

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>agree to go to party
>drink way too much, take any and all drugs i can find and make a complete fool of myself

>>36372041

>agree to go to party
>end up sitting quietly on the couch
>normies decide to approach my cozy spot
>they begin to talk about the fun they had in the last party
>"boy, you don't talk much do you?"

What am I suppose to say? "yeah! it sounds like a fun time?".

>>36371980
>Vomit on his sweater already
>Moms spaghetti

>>36371980
That guy really need to learn and properly chew his food.

>>36373406
USUALLY you'd tell your own party story, but understandable you being here you'd have nothing to contribute

>>36371980
>go to a party
>stay there for 3 hours
>spent 2 of these hours on the couch
At least 1 and a half of these hours were spent talking with a girl. Too bad she wasn't that pretty. Her friend was much prettier, but unfortunately she left early and we didn't get time to talk that much. Also mocked her taste in music but I don't think she minded

>>36371980
>not getting drunk af and talking about life and universe with drunk strangers
you are not even trying

>>36373406
If you are talking to guys you can say something as easy as: man i am so drunk, just imagine if the sky was green, would the grass be blue?

>>36372088
>agree to go to party
>drink way too much, take any and all drugs I can find and make a complete fool of myself
I did the same thing. Apparently, everyone saw me naked, I was grabbing people by the arm, and I woke up in the hospital later that night.
Needless to say never got invited to another party again.

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> go to party
> everyone is smoking weed
> loud rave music is playing
> everyone is dancing
> not me though
> leave

>>36376913
that's a really stupid thing to say

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>>36371980
>literally spilling spaghetti

really makes you think


also

>getting high with a bunch of new people the first time

>thinking of clever comments and related anecdotes to things that were said 3 minutes ago and the conversation is always 3 minutes ahead of you

>"haha anon wake up did you smoke too much?"