Who else /prosopagnosia/ here? Shit sucks. Any time I go out for any reason, I always end up never being able to tell whether people nearby are people I used to know from school or complete strangers. There probably have been times that I've passed people I used to know and just assumed they must be strangers that look somewhat similar.
Sometimes I pretend to have it so that I can avoid social interaction .
>tfw no green card bf
>>37779702
I have a green card
>>37779702
Thanks, Doc.
I'm a permanent resident of the United States.
tfw no American gf so I can get a green card
>ywn have a futa admirer who knocks up all of the girls you crush on in order to protect you from them
pic related
Hello, Im new here. Can I get a little explanation of the words used? I mean stuff like "chad"
its all bullshit the people here are nomies (i.e. a normal person) an example of chad would be the most popular kid in school, plays football, gets the girls, etc
>>37779649
Oh I know these
I still remember how in the jr high school I was walking with a girl back home and then her """"boyfriend"""" told me to fuck off. Good times.
Chad = Top 20% of males
Normie = Mindless cattle entranced by consumerism, social status and the various social engineering psyops(past and present)
Robot = Nowadays they're the typical failed normie/incel
>"eyyoo anon ur bitch putssy tite azzz fuck imma finna get muh boyz ova up here we we all fuck up in dis pussy!!"
Disregard coitus, acquire currency
>disregard coitus
>acquire currency
Most of us, myself included, can do neither
Holy shit I know this will get a lot of upvotes on r/4chan. Include me in the screencap please.
Tfw have to go into work even though I feel like shit
Something something michael jordan flu game
>Post in drawthread
>"Taking requests"
>Never draw any of them
>callege
>forced group project
>member has part of model we made but hasnt been to class
>says to come by to get
>week before due so dont chance it
>go to his house
>party
>enter house
>stacys everywhere
>search for member
>go to kitchen
>fucking orgy happening
>fucking on table and leaking onto floor like skin water
>blackboi on knees
>flaccid dick in hand
>punching it
>keeps saying CMON LIL BUDDY DONT DO THIS TO ME
>looks like hes been crying
>find member outside get shit and gtfo
Has anyone done Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT) ?
Psychiatrist recommended it
>>37779354
electroshock makes you retarded. it's the modern day lobotomy
>>37779532
Retard.
>>37779354
It's usually a last resort and is fairly effective when other treatments aren't, but it doesn't last very long.
I went on a date with a girl 10 years older than me and for the whole date she randomly started making out with me, biting my neck, rubbing me under my shirt and resting her head on my shoulder. I walked her home and asked if I'd see her again and she just said "we'll talk later"
That was 2 days ago, still no message from her. WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!??
>>37779352
>WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!??
Text her?
>>37779388
I guess thanks. Think I've been reading into the "we'll talk" later as a negative thing
She was just in heat. Now, she's back to normal. That's why she ain't in contact.
>WORKING 12 hrs on a Saturday
I'm working 16. 6am -10pm. Cheer up bud.
At least you don't have to work with aggressive retards.
>>37779350
>being so boring that you need to anonymously complain about your work schedule
sad
>>37779529
Well were probably stuck at work so all we can do is shitpost.
would you be a vagina?
>>37779346
what a pussy
orignalo
>>37779346
>would you be a vagina?
Only if I could get fucked by Chad
How do we stop White hipsters from existing?
>>37779342
Why? We didn....I mean those hipsters didn't do anything to you.
Hipsters are actually the last bastion of uncucked white culture so we have to tolerate them. You literally cannot refute this.
>>37780040
More like cannot bother since it such a nonsensical statement. Also you used the world 'literally' like a drooling, retarded shitster you adore and probably identify yourself as.
>mom saying that i should get a job or something because she will die and i cant be neet if she dies
she doesnt wanna accept the fact that im gonna kill myself before her death
>>37779316
Your mom seems to love you a lot so that's something.
Ur a good person. U can do good things
>>37779316
Just get a job already, fucking hell