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there is a website where you can see pictures of people who comitted suicide and their suicide notes (if they wrote some), what's the name of that website?
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Consider every post here a death note. We are just counting down the days.

In fact, consider us all dead. Because we are dead. We were born dead.
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>http://slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2011/june/suicide_notes.htm

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Can someone help me out here? How exactly does one go about jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge (or any other bridge near NYC)?

Do I have to climb anything or can I just jump off the railing next to the road? Can't find any good info at all. Tips on not being stopped?

Reason is I don't have a gun and it takes forever to get a permit in NY, and I don't really want to run the risk of fucking up hanging/exit bag and ending up with brain damage in a hospital.
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Was making out with a girl and she turned her head to rest on my shoulder and I tounge kissed her cheek? Is french kissing someone's cheek normal or am I retarted?
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>>37781137
You are retarded.

Of course that this is not original.

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Hey guys if youre looking for comfy place to hangout we have qt grills and rare pepes, looking for people to join the phamily

Discord:
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shameful shlumping

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>You're looking at me like you can handle all this ass
>Well can you?
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Sure, as long as her ass can handle my arm

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Hello Robots, suggest me your favorite or good books to read. Just trying to be productive. Hopefully I will read any of them since I rarely read books.
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>You're at home taking pics as a trap
>While she's bending over to let Chad smell her BRAP!
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>>37781024
what did he origami mean by that?

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>reply gets a LOT of (you)s
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>you will never work as a Chiropractor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2uEWykSeGM
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>>37780968

Would be better if the mother was watching.
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>>37780968
why not? just go learn it
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Almost no girls around my age (26) have bodies like that. Its like once they hit 20+ they start growing wide and square and their legs get fat, and no ass. Shit sucks I will never get to experience a god tier body like that in my life time.

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W-what was that word you used? A roastie? What's a roastie anon?
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>>37780952
>Oh, it's uh... a connoisseur of coffee roasts. It means you're cultured.
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>>37780952
You are used goods bitch. An arby's rpast beef sammich. You know, the one that always has the mayo splooging o ut from the side. I would never date your ugly ass for I have standards.
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OREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEOREEEOREEEEOREEEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEOREEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEEEEEEEEEeeEeeeee

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>Go to normie party uninvited (a large one so no one wonders who I am)
>Gather a group of them
>Make them play my new "board game" I've invented
>The rules are so convoluted and complicated that I am the only one who understands them
>Whenever they make an illegal move, I pretend to be annoyed that I have explain it to them again
>I tell them "brb going to toilet" and get up
>I actually just get up and go around a corner and spy on them and watch them try to figure out my "game"
>I start to giggle very hard and get a bit cheeky and poo my pants

I am in fuckinhg hysterics just picturing their faces, I can feel a poo coming on!!!!
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Seems you're doing well Anon, make those normies suffer
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>>37780947
>I can feel a poo coming on!!!!

yep, a brobot

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>Spend all day applying to jobs Monday - Wednesday
>Print off 20 CVs and hand them all out to jobs nearby
>Apply to at least 10 place online as well
>No replies
>Look at my CV to see if I can improve anything
>Realize I spelled "shift" as "shit" multiple times
Am i forever destined to be NEET ?
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>>37780850
i don't believe in destiny, broriginal
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>>37780850

Ha ha ha I misspelled a German word for a Nazi one in an email asking for more info about a position.

I got the info.

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i dont enjoy any aspect of being alive at all, i wish i had never been born.
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Don't you enjoy fucking bitches and vaginas?

You gay?
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>>37780839
haha lol he's gay
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>>37780811
i just enjoy /comfiness/ desu. i want to live in maximum /comfiness/ until i die.

>>37780839
small peen is God's way of telling "fuck you, i want to hurt you".

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>spend years lifting religiously to finally achieve an 8/10 body
>face is still 4/10 and personality is 0/10
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>>37780785
>>spend years lifting religiously to finally achieve an 8/10 body
>>face is still 4/10 and personality is 0/10

Holy fuck, rip lad
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any pics? oronginal
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lifting is a meme normies tell you, they think getting fit makes you more attractive, body doesn't matter in attraction at all. you wasted your time lifting im fully serious.

its like Francisco lachowski the male model said " why lift when its all about the face"

Why are women cuter when they are tied up?
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