>Go to normie party uninvited (a large one so no one wonders

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>Go to normie party uninvited (a large one so no one wonders who I am)
>Gather a group of them
>Make them play my new "board game" I've invented
>The rules are so convoluted and complicated that I am the only one who understands them
>Whenever they make an illegal move, I pretend to be annoyed that I have explain it to them again
>I tell them "brb going to toilet" and get up
>I actually just get up and go around a corner and spy on them and watch them try to figure out my "game"
>I start to giggle very hard and get a bit cheeky and poo my pants

I am in fuckinhg hysterics just picturing their faces, I can feel a poo coming on!!!!