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It's time to make a baby femanon
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cum in me please
please please please please
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>>34112986
Stay away from my man bitch
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>Beeing psycologically unstable
>Wanting a child
You fucking savage

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http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1483912432456.webm

Kek
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>>34111918
>r9k e-celeb attention whores
is there a lower kind of scum on this earth?
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>>34111918
Eggy went ham on Eliza

>>34111930
>Implying eggman isn't /ourguy/
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>>34111975

>Outgoing
>Non virgin
>GF
>Enjoys working
>Jewtube
>Had a podcast

Nah.

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>don't look at me creep, I'm not here for your viewing pleasure.
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>ok i just wanted to look but now i'm gonna rape you instead
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*teleports infront of her*
You... shouldn't have said that..
*unleashes katakana*
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>why can't guys keep their eyes to themselves?

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>3 day weekend due to MLK Day Monday
>mommy off work the entire time
>I must make preparations to stay in my room for 72 hours straight

Help me robots
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Piss & poo jugs.
Bring a microwave to make tendies if able.
Get about 3 or 4 packs of Mountain Dew.
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That guy probably learned how to dress and got laid.
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>>34111936
I have no way of keeping tendies cold... but I do need protein. What do?

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>its another episode of father tries displaying dominance by pushing you and closing the fridge door that you were taking food out of

my parents iare the reason im a fucking robot

why are these normies like this? so what if the firdge door was open for 30 seconds longer than you think it should.

he is just buttmad i havent talked to him in a year. im gonna ignore him as long as i live in this shithole of a house

who else /abusiveparents/

i can tell stories of times he beat me for no good reason or other interesting stories if there is any interest
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You know whar is really bad. When your father spends all his savings trying to start a business, fails, and now you have no money for college, and you are a weak constantly ill robot and parents recommend you to join army.
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Tell us about your parents anon
Why haven't you moved out yet?
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>>34111883
Just talk to him and try and move out Jesus

>Signed up for useless course because I thought it would be easier but it's boring and hard and I don't want to do it
>Don't want to waste grant so I'm thinking about switching
>Think programming might be cool because it would make me feel like Lain and there's the meme about traps making good programmers and I've always wanted to be a trap or cute crossdresser or something one day
>My dad also said that I should try looking into computer repair because I built my computer but I don't know

What should I do? If I choose programming, which language should I learn? What class do I pick? There's so many and they all sound so similar and my eyes just glaze over when I look at them.
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Learn python. Ill just warn you, you wont be making a lot of money.
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>>34111855
what is this useless course, may I ask?
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>>34111882
What are the advantages to learning it? What language would get me the most money? I want to live alone and buy video games and cute clothes and dragon dildos

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She can take his money, but she cannot change his nature.
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>>34111799
What's the point? His status is already that of being cucked.
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>>34111799
women are cucks to men anyway
unless shes a lesbian
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>>34111799
THIS
men will cheat on you , nobody will ever truly love you so why even try

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I-is it true that men think about sex every 7 seconds?
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No.
It's every 45.
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yes
organal
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>>34111792
No, not even a little.
It's just something people say for no fucking reason at all.

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Hello r9k :)
Listen to these two videos and read my pastebin if you want to change your life for the better!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_6TvXl5IFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMa7hvk3bgc

http://pastebin.com/BruvwJeD
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I ain't giving you views you piece of shit.
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you always skip me on omegle, so fuck off, manlet pseudointellectual CUNT

FUCK OFF BACK TO KAGESHI
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You look like a dickhead fuck off

how do robots cope with the fact they will remain in a sad loneliness until their death?
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>>34111689
After having a particularly alienating series of events where the world severely bullied me for being autistic, I have resigned myself to my bedroom fulltime.
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Knowing that none of it matters and I will be reborn in the end.
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God will take care of us.

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>tfw work in an elementary school and saw a kindergarten teacher wearing one of these in class
What do I do robots
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I really want to fuck that girl

chokers are so hot
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>>34111666
Is she hot, at first ?
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>>34111679
She's 30 years old so yes.

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What percentage of girls is into BDSM?
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>>34111590
mine is a little bit. some say they are but end up really not liking it when they try it because real life isnt some romance novella
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>>34111590
All women are subs. That's why we have the strong independent anime women porn.
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>>34111590
All women are naturally submissive, it's a genetic trait.

Seriously, take a look on Fetlife or something, on all profiles users list their kinks, Every chicks profile I've seen has "Submissive" on it.

Oh you're a submissive, How original...

So hard to find a woman Dom who can take charge.

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>tfw wake up
>make some cereal
>hop on twitch to watch some league streams
>hop on r9k afterwards

life is good
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>>34111583
glad to see that you are also living the dream senpai

>tfw to intelligent to follow social norms
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wake up
Song stuck in head
Cant remember the original title
3 hours looking for it
Still cant find it
Argh today could have been perfect if it wasnt for this i hate it when it happens
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>tfw wake
>eat curry for breakfast
>use my SAD light to make me happy
>Go to work training because I dont want to be NEET
>Get there and the tutor is snowed in at home
>Come back home
>Get into jim jams
>Masturbate
>Now watching qtpie

Life is good

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>woman can't be robo...
Oh

http://heavy.com/news/2017/01/katelyn-nicole-davis-suicide-facebook-live-video/
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>suicide stream
>21 first minutes is her talking about her boo fucking hoo sad life
>robot
Thanks for the laugh OP.

This is literally the ultimate attention-whoring.
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Is that seriously what 12 year olds look like now? She looks at least 17
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>>34111622
but she doesn't
orgasm

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>tfw Ive gone two weeks without soda and feel like dying

How do I stop this. Drinking water every day is making me insane
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>>34111433
get those water droplets
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Try tea with low amounts of sugar or splenda.
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>fell for the addictive drink meme

What the fuck are you? Some kind of vegan? Fucking special snowflake.

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