It's time to make a baby femanon
cum in me please
please please please please
>>34112986
Stay away from my man bitch
>Beeing psycologically unstable
>Wanting a child
You fucking savage
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1483912432456.webm
Kek
>>34111918
>r9k e-celeb attention whores
is there a lower kind of scum on this earth?
>>34111918
Eggy went ham on Eliza
>>34111930
>Implying eggman isn't /ourguy/
>>34111975
>Outgoing
>Non virgin
>GF
>Enjoys working
>Jewtube
>Had a podcast
Nah.
>don't look at me creep, I'm not here for your viewing pleasure.
>ok i just wanted to look but now i'm gonna rape you instead
*teleports infront of her*
You... shouldn't have said that..
*unleashes katakana*
>why can't guys keep their eyes to themselves?
>3 day weekend due to MLK Day Monday
>mommy off work the entire time
>I must make preparations to stay in my room for 72 hours straight
Help me robots
Piss & poo jugs.
Bring a microwave to make tendies if able.
Get about 3 or 4 packs of Mountain Dew.
That guy probably learned how to dress and got laid.
>>34111936
I have no way of keeping tendies cold... but I do need protein. What do?
>its another episode of father tries displaying dominance by pushing you and closing the fridge door that you were taking food out of
my parents iare the reason im a fucking robot
why are these normies like this? so what if the firdge door was open for 30 seconds longer than you think it should.
he is just buttmad i havent talked to him in a year.im gonna ignore him as long as i live in this shithole of a house
who else /abusiveparents/
i can tell stories of times he beat me for no good reason or other interesting stories if there is any interest
You know whar is really bad. When your father spends all his savings trying to start a business, fails, and now you have no money for college, and you are a weak constantly ill robot and parents recommend you to join army.
Tell us about your parents anon
Why haven't you moved out yet?
>>34111883
Just talk to him and try and move out Jesus
>Signed up for useless course because I thought it would be easier but it's boring and hard and I don't want to do it
>Don't want to waste grant so I'm thinking about switching
>Think programming might be cool because it would make me feel like Lain and there's the meme about traps making good programmers and I've always wanted to be a trap or cute crossdresser or something one day
>My dad also said that I should try looking into computer repair because I built my computer but I don't know
What should I do? If I choose programming, which language should I learn? What class do I pick? There's so many and they all sound so similar and my eyes just glaze over when I look at them.
Learn python. Ill just warn you, you wont be making a lot of money.
>>34111855
what is this useless course, may I ask?
>>34111882
What are the advantages to learning it? What language would get me the most money? I want to live alone and buy video games and cute clothes and dragon dildos
She can take his money, but she cannot change his nature.
>>34111799
What's the point? His status is already that of being cucked.
>>34111799
women are cucks to men anywayunless shes a lesbian
>>34111799
THIS
men will cheat on you , nobody will ever truly love you so why even try
I-is it true that men think about sex every 7 seconds?
No.
It's every 45.
yes
organal
>>34111792
No, not even a little.
It's just something people say for no fucking reason at all.
Hello r9k :)
Listen to these two videos and read my pastebin if you want to change your life for the better!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_6TvXl5IFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMa7hvk3bgc
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I ain't giving you views you piece of shit.
you always skip me on omegle, so fuck off, manlet pseudointellectual CUNT
FUCK OFF BACK TO KAGESHI
You look like a dickhead fuck off
how do robots cope with the fact they will remain in a sad loneliness until their death?
>>34111689
After having a particularly alienating series of events where the world severely bullied me for being autistic, I have resigned myself to my bedroom fulltime.
Knowing that none of it matters and I will be reborn in the end.
God will take care of us.
>tfw work in an elementary school and saw a kindergarten teacher wearing one of these in class
What do I do robots
I really want to fuck that girl
chokers are so hot
>>34111666
Is she hot, at first ?
>>34111679
She's 30 years old so yes.
What percentage of girls is into BDSM?
>>34111590
mine is a little bit. some say they are but end up really not liking it when they try it because real life isnt some romance novella
>>34111590
All women are subs. That's why we have the strong independent anime women porn.
>>34111590
All women are naturally submissive, it's a genetic trait.
Seriously, take a look on Fetlife or something, on all profiles users list their kinks, Every chicks profile I've seen has "Submissive" on it.
Oh you're a submissive, How original...
So hard to find a woman Dom who can take charge.
>tfw wake up
>make some cereal
>hop on twitch to watch some league streams
>hop on r9k afterwards
life is good
>>34111583
glad to see that you are also living the dream senpai
>tfw to intelligent to follow social norms
wake up
Song stuck in head
Cant remember the original title
3 hours looking for it
Still cant find it
Argh today could have been perfect if it wasnt for this i hate it when it happens
>tfw wake
>eat curry for breakfast
>use my SAD light to make me happy
>Go to work training because I dont want to be NEET
>Get there and the tutor is snowed in at home
>Come back home
>Get into jim jams
>Masturbate
>Now watching qtpie
Life is good
>woman can't be robo...
Oh
http://heavy.com/news/2017/01/katelyn-nicole-davis-suicide-facebook-live-video/
>suicide stream
>21 first minutes is her talking about her boo fucking hoo sad life
>robot
Thanks for the laugh OP.
This is literally the ultimate attention-whoring.
Is that seriously what 12 year olds look like now? She looks at least 17
>>34111622
but she doesn't
orgasm
>tfw Ive gone two weeks without soda and feel like dying
How do I stop this. Drinking water every day is making me insane
>>34111433
get those water droplets
Try tea with low amounts of sugar or splenda.
>fell for the addictive drink meme
What the fuck are you? Some kind of vegan? Fucking special snowflake.