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Nope. Time heals all wounds and forever changes: you cannot step into the same river twice.

>>34350355
But if the river had 4 black cocks in it? Did you even think your post through?

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>>34350307

of course not

you're the only who has ever even talked to me

i love you for who you are now

But what if my name is Ryan, OP.

y u do this ;_;

This would be a very roundabout way of commuting suicide.

>>34350295
pls no Ryan Gosling is my husbando

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>>34350278

The power of originality is a curious thing

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listening to this on a plane at night, watching the lights below you slowly moving away is one of the best feels I know of

f#a#oo

Who cares? This is not your blog

Cool, it only gets worse from here. Trust me, sex is overrated, but becomes more of a physical need the more you have it.

>>34350293
Well, who's blog is it then?

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>>34350246
Because you're ugly. Sorry.

>>34350246
They're spoiled like a rich kid except they get constant male attention

>>34350279
Also you are autistic

>>34350223
like 2 days because I was bored, and couldn't drink

>>34350223
>What is the longest you robots have stayed awake for and why?


three days during freshman year of college

I failed out of college that year btw

>>34350270

Two days out of boredom or to test your limits? Interesting. Mine is nearly three days because I was traveling.

>your family

all of it. your upbringing either gives you the confidence to succeed in life or strips it away

100% myself.

Originiality

>>34350126
>your family
Depends on how much I want to blame them I guess. I could say my life is in part the result of them being basically poor when they started having children. But otherwise they have always been ok. Not great, just ok.

>your country/society
Being a robot is basically a death sentence here. Being mean to us is not only accepted but at least mildly encouraged.
>other people/normies
As a result of what I said above, I was bullied almost constantly while growing up. That definitely didn't help me to be a confident person.
>yourself
Hard to say. I know what I should do to turn my life around (study, get a job, take care of myself, etc) but I'm so scared of everything and everyone that I don't know just how much of it is impossible for me. It doesn't help that I get panic attacks in stressful situations

>>34350108
Kill myself so they both live. I could never bring myself to kill either.

>>34350108
Fuck Asuka
Kill Toilet

Kill the stupid clone bitch that made NGE the go-to anime for fedoralords.

how stupid op is with this post
he didn't know that the mind is a 2d machine
he didn't know that the projection upon it of a cartoon character reflects itself out through it
he wasn't aware that the fantasy is a perfect match for the 2d machine mind

>>34350174
>the brain is flat
Here, we have someone who enjoys retardation.

i can't actually cant fantasize about anything like that at all anymore.
wish i was memeing, i literally cant fantasize about nice things happening to me.
i just do the armed terrorist scenario except he takes a shot at a child and i jump in front of the bullet and it kills me instantly. then the cops shoot him and its over

This is what happens when you overdose of stupid frog memes.

>>34350039

I don't know where they are but I'd be in hell if I had recorded this as staff.

We can't take photos or video on company property, and definitely not of a patient.

>>34351093
I am guessing a family member or friend did it.

Damn shame this thread will get ignored because this board is 90% normie now

casual self bump, please ignore.

Everyone pretty busy on a sunday night huh? Didn't think that would be the case.

expired link pls i am crazy and need to be with other crazy people

Same with facebook. No friends at all.

Just kill yourself op, it's not worth suffering for the rest of your life like this.

>>34351333
kek confirms with trips

if you're a real khhv, then rape is impossible emotionally and physically.

fuck off norm

>>34349986
why would you risk prison when you can pay for it?

>>34350011
This.

>tfw too anxious to even enjoy rape
>tfw wouldn't cum

>>34349984
I want to be the cool good looking guy who leads them on at first

>>34350576
what the FUCK
asdfad

>>34350576
wew
more?

So she's not a fembot is what you're saying

define life? she has a boyfriend and a job. Im all for accepting certain girls here if they feel they have nowhere else, mental issues depression etc. but I think with those things she can't even possibly come close to relating to anyone here.

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>>34349983
Sounds entirety like a typical woman desu senpai. By "no friends" she actually meant she has a few friends but she hates every single one of them and just hangs out with them occasionally for validation. I can't be the only one who has noticed women typically hate their friends but still hang out with them sometimes